The Little Details
Running Time: 100 min. (Cover states Over 2 Hours without any mention of extras. Although this may be true for the overall DVD, listing it as it is on the front cover seems very misleading and makes it look like the movie lasts over two hours rather than over an hour and a half. I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because of this.)
Production Date: 10 / 24, 25 / 2007
Director: None credited
Cast: Eva, Lena, Samantha, Zofka, and some uncredited guys
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: White Ghetto hasn't impressed me too much with what I've seen from them. They also seem to fake a lot of cream pies, so I can't get my expectations too high for this one.
Initial Reaction: It's okay but nothing too special.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting big women taking cream pies
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a mix of anal and vaginal cream pies
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format, and looks nice. It's well lit and clear, and the camera work is smooth.
Menus: The main menu blends a still with a little generic animation for a fairly unimpressive first impression. The chapter menu is very generic, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene alone.
The FeatureBig Fat Cream Pie 5 keeps things simple. Each scene features a guy taking on a large woman, and each scene ends with the girl taking his load inside her pussy or possibly ass.
|Scene 1 Lena and an old guy|
Bottle blonde Lena, who tests out the slimming effects of the color black, starts things out entering a bedroom with an old bearded guy and letting him start to strip her down to worship her big fat titties. She helps him out of his pants and strokes him as the precum dribbles out of his cock before he has her get down to suck his cock and mixes in a little titty fucking. The action fucks to him spooning Lena's shaved pussy before he fucks her doggie style with a little oral action mixed in. They also get in a bit of reverse cowgirl and missionary work before returning to spooning with the guy busting a nut in her pussy as he fucks away. As they fuck, the cum flows back out of Lena's pussy.
This is an okay scene. Lena looks to get into the fucking pretty good, but I can't say that there was that much chemistry to it. The guys is on the smaller side of average and seems to struggle a little with Lena's size popping out of her several times as long as she isn't in just the right position. The camera work is pretty good, and captures the action with a nice blend of angles. Best of all, the cream pie appears to be real and there's no editing cut around it. This is an okay start to the movie, but nothing too special.
|Scene 2 Zofka and a guy|
Brunette Zofka starts her scene in a little black shirt and panties touching herself while looking at a porn mag. When she sees a guy stroking himself watching her she gives him a look to invite him in and guides his hand around her a little while he continues to give himself a hand. They strip down so she can suck and titty fuck his cock before spooning, and then move on with a reverse cowgirl and traditional cowgirl ride with a bit of ass action mixed in. They fuck missionary style before finishing things up doggie style with the the guy pulling out and popping his load with the head of his cock against Zofka's asshole.
This scene doesn't quite make it to the average mark. Zofka has an odd look to her, but more than anything just looks bored through much of the scene. There's virtually no chemistry to the scene, but the camera work is done pretty well. The cream pie aspect, however, just isn't there since the guy pulls out and tries to shoot it inside Zofka without being in her. He tries valiantly to justify it playing with her asshole afterwards with plenty of cum there, but I just can't consider this a cream pie scene and the scene suffers as much from it as Zofka looking extremely uncomfortable as he thrusts his fingers into her ass trying to find cum. This scene didn't do anything for me.
|Scene 3 Eva and a guy|
Eva, a brunette with a couple blonde streaks, starts her scene looking fairly hot in glasses, red lingerie, and black stockings as a guy snaps photos of her. She pulls the guy out of his pants and puts him in her mouth to start sucking him. He fingers her pussy in return before fucking her missionary style and spooning her, and then lets Eva get up to ride him in both cowgirls. They even get in a bit of doggie fucking with a little more oral mixed in before fucking missionary style. Finally the guy slows down and Eva moves over so he can finger a bit of cum out of her pussy.
This is a pretty good scene. Eva is easily the most attractive woman in the movie, and she has some nice chemistry with the guy. There's good energy and vocals, and once again the cream pie appears to be real. There's a fairly generic feeling that doesn't let the scene get too hot, but this is still a decent scene and it ended up being my favorite in the movie.
|Scene 4 Samantha and a guy|
A guy starts out the final scene oiling up Samantha's back and giving her a bit of massage as she lies on a bed in front of him, first on her front and then on her back. She encourages him to touch her as he rubs the oil into her tits, and pulls the towel away so he can also play with her pussy. Samantha eagerly sucks his cock in return before letting him spoon her, and then gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style with a little cocksucking mixed in. They move on with some doggie fucking before finishing in missionary with the guy popping in her bald pussy and then letting her slide to the edge so he can help finger out an Elmer's Glue-like substance.
This is an okay final scene. Samantha and the guy appear to have some nice chemistry, but so much of the scene is so similar to the other scenes that I just couldn't get into it that much. The consistency of the cream pie had me questioning it a little as well, but when I looked back a few times I couldn't see any signs of it being faked. This scene ended the movie at about the same level as the rest of the movie.
Big Fat Cream Pie 5 is a very straightforward and very average release. It doesn't give you any surprises, and just goes through four one-on-one sex scenes with big women and cream pie finishes. That straightforwardness is a blessing and a curse for the release. On the plus side, it's nice to see some companies just go right after the sex without any frills. On the other hand, it's also so straightforward that many times it doesn't even feel like the positions are being mixed up and that leaves the scenes quickly running together and feeling like the scenes never end. None of the scenes are remarkable in any way, with the chemistry barely ever getting up to the average mark in any of the scenes. Zofka's scene is easily the worst due to her having virtually no chemistry with her man and even looking downright uncomfortable or bored in some places, and is further held back by not looking like she quite takes a cream pie. Big Fat Cream Pie 5 isn't a bad movie, but it's so bland that it also never feels like it's worth remembering for too long.
The Extra StuffTrailers are included for Hot Indian Pussy 5, I Wanna Butt Fuck Your Mom!, My Hairy Cream Pie 4, and Grandpa Love Cream Pie. The photo gallery lasts a little over a minute and a half with about four seconds per decent looking snapshot. There's also cumshot recaps and commercials.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, big women, titty fucking, cream pie (vaginal), masturbation, and anal
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of White Ghetto's DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $28 with most stores offering them for about $20 or under. Rent this one before you pay that kind of money for it. The sex isn't bad, but it isn't remarkable in any way either. The technical aspects are nicely done, but there's no effort put into the extras. With a little care put into extras this could have been a pretty average release, but without them it doesn't quite make it there.
Note to White Ghetto: Giving credit where it's due is always a nice thing. Please give the guys in your movies the credit they deserve. Also, please watch your cover claims. You're not making bad movies (very average maybe, but not bad), and giving bare bones releases while stretching what you're delivering on the cover doesn't help you out.
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