Scene One: Elinor
Elinor is pretty standard care as porn goes, gorgeous. Grand tits, legs that go on for if not weeks days and days and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of, not that I canít think of a few thousand things Iíd try before that came to mind. Per usual the tease is a waste of time and itsí not over near fast enough. Itís near the eight minute mark when Elinor tires of fingers and strippingand starts working her asshole with a damned impressive dildo.
Itís ten minutes or so when her stunt cocks show up. Fairly standard fair for a two on one blow job. She goes back and forth nothing to extreme, not a lot of spittle. After the blowjobs thatís when it picks up. There is no time wasted on vag. The guys go straight for her puckered hole. Elinor is a willing fuck puppet but I tend to like more dirty dialogue. Sheís nearly silent other than requisite whimpers and moans. Iíve never seen a two men and a woman with anal but no DP. Not once does a cock touch her twat, itís just ass to mouth until they pop and she swallows.
Scene Two: Diana
Another blonde babe. I kinda like bigger tits but sheís definitely a beautiful bit of flesh. Again it takes her almost ten minutes to summon her men. Another long mostly boring tease the high point here being that sheís crams her asshole with a dildo with a horse tail attached. What can I say, I like kink.
The two studs first get to take their turns sampling her sweet salivating mouth one after the other. Itís not the greatest blow job but thereís nothing wrong. This scene goes straight to anal again. Any position she can manage to keep a cock in both her mouth and her ass is hit at some point.
Scene Three: Linda Shane (reviewers choice)
Blonde with pink high lights. You know thatís always the downside to Cruel Media which shoots with eastern European women for the most part is that theyíve got no variety. She might be the prettiest of the bunch though. These teases might not be the kind of torture that teaches me the meaning of fast forward if more of these girls could dance.
Linda gets her twin cocks and sucks them both off. I love watching her leaned back so the men can straddle her her face and drill down into her throat. This also marks one of, if not the only time Iíve been impressed and refreshed by some straight pussy action. Of course Lindaís poor little shitter doesnít get spared a single inch. Sheís even gaped several times as the men take turns searching for her sphincter. Linda is the special one so far with a few new positions, namely the piledriver. Good girl. The cumshot here is simply incredible.
Scene Four: Sandra
Sandra is simply amazing to look at and as hot as her body is the thing that really stands out are her smoldering eyes. As teases go hers is pretty good, while still way too long I like watching the camera man and his dildo take first crack at her ass and the blow job just shows how much better most girls are when they can focus on just on one cock.
We get some more pussy action here but rest assured is Sandraís ass doing most of the heavy lifting here with aggressive taste testing. Everything you expect a nasty little girl do to she does including a nice swallow.
Scene Five: Jane Darling
Weíre back with a blonde here albeit a slightly dirty one. Once again we got more tease than Iím interested in. Shes a little more aggressive in her cock sucking that the other girls. There is a bit of light gagging and even some drool. By the time sheís got a dick in her ass, which doesnít take long, sheís letting them stretch her cheeks with their cocks and fuck her pretty face.
Sheís got that special something that pushes a girl over the top, that energy that canít be faked. Only the girls who genuinely love this line of work. Still it lacks a DP. They might have been trying to see what the record was for most gapes though. Another grade A cum shot though.
Scene Six: Anastacia
Our second non-blonde is the dark haired Anastacia. Sheís definitely cute enough and she handles her tease with a steel dildo with a serious grip on it. Now this is the woman I want sucking my cock. This is the girl who kneels to worship manhood. Anastacia makes deep throat look like something any girl could do and easily. She doesnít even neglect the balls. In return she gets a serious rim job, tongue jammed in her ass kind before her stuffing.
Like most of the girls there is no vag here at all. This is all anal all the time and not gentle fucking either. She make sure to clean him off several times, not just when they changes positions.
Heading Out: Every movie has itís theme or themes but usually directors go through the trouble to at least pretend that things are going to be different. Some girls squat to suck cock, other kneel, some get on bed or couch on all fours. This felt like the exact same scene. The first two are nearly identical right down to the order of positions. It doesnít help that four out of the six girls are blonds. Iíve never seen a movie with this many boy/boy/girl with out DP, half of the scenes are threesomes and there is not a single DP. Two of the scenes basically dismiss one of the guys for a prolonged period of time.
If anal is your thing then youíll probably enjoy this. The girls are pretty, there is almost nothing but anal and ass to mouth as early and as often as possible. For me this is only above average because I like anal. Otherwise there is nothing here that I canít find better someplace else.
I canít stress enough that nobody ever cries about a bonus scene. Especially when it feels like a bonus scene not expected. (Thatís you Brazzers. They arenít bonus scenes anymore they are expected.)