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The Little Details
Running Time: 115 min.
Production Date: 8 / 1, 18, 31 / 2006, 9 / 15 / 2006
Director: Michael Bushler
Cast: Alexis Silver, Anita Cannibal, Danielle Derek, Kate Frost, Summer Sin, Anthony Hardwood, Dino Bravo, Herschel Savage, and Kyle Stone
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: I'm not sure what drew me in to check this one out, and I'm not quite sure what I expect either.
Initial Reaction: It's pretty generic.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of big tits
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a big tit release that feels like it has a bit of extra effort put into it.
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is normally pretty well balanced with the exception of the loud music, but you do get to hear a little dialogue between the performers and behind the camera in the final scene. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. It's well lit but there is a bit of camera motion and some slightly rough editing.
Music: The music has a generic porn feel that hurts the movie even more than one would expect due to being extremely loud.
Menus: The main menu just gives a few stills with the choices for a lackluster first impression. The chapter menu shows a touch of effort, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene as well as the name(s) of the girl(s) in it.
The FeatureBig Boobs the Hard Way works itself around big boobs with a generic porno style. Each scene has a small opening to lead into the scenes, and the camera pays a little extra attention to the tits as they performers get it on.
|Scene 1 – Danielle Derek and Anthony Hardwood|
Busty bottle blonde Danielle kicks back on a couch in a black mesh dress and red thigh high platform boots reading a little smut when Anthony knocks at the door. She lets him know that they have a little more to do with their interview, and when Anthony gets confused she pulls down her top and drops to her knees to start sucking his cock and balls. She encourages him to fuck her tits and throat, which he gladly does, before giving him and the camera a little show and letting Anthony finger her holes and slap her ass. Danielle lets him fuck her face a little more before riding him reverse cowgirl style and letting him spoon her while mixing in plenty more oral action. They keep it going in missionary, doggie, and each of the cowgirls before Danielle takes Anthony's population pudding on her tits and lets him fuck them a little more.
This scene was extremely generic with the exception of the camera work, which kept a nice focus on the boobs through the scene. Danielle and Anthony had good chemistry and put out nice energy, but her vocals went a little over the top and left me chuckling at the scene way more than I should have been. Throw in the bad interview opening, loud and cheesy porno music, and average camera work and you have a scene that isn't bad but is so generic that it's not at all memorable.
|Scene 2 – Alexis Silver, Anita Cannibal, and Kyle Stone|
Older bottle blonde Anita and bot and busty black babe Alexis start out talking about their upcoming scene before director Kyle shows up in a pith helmet, shorts, and shades talking about how he wants to feel like he's on safari watching two wild animals go at it. The girls decide they can't fight with each other with how hot they think each other is, and instead start groping each other. They help each other strip down and admire each other's tits with a little kissing mixed in before Alexis gets on all fours for Anita to eat her holes. The girls move around to pleasure each other orally, and then turn their sights to Kyle when he tries breaking them up and getting them to do a catfighting scene instead of a sex scene. They team up on his cock orally while mixing in a little more attention for each other's tits, and then take turns licking Alexis' pussy. Alexis rides Kyle in each of the cowgirls and lets him take her doggie style with Anita mixing in a little cocksucking when Alexis moves up to sit on his face. Finally Kyle pops between their tits.
This is a pretty good scene. Alexis normally impresses me, but Anita is somebody who rarely does much for me. There's a good balance between the girls and a nice focus on boobs, but at the same time Anita really holds the scene back by only sucking Kyle's cock and never fucking it. The music definitely interferes with the scene again, but this one at least makes it past the average mark.
|Scene 3 – Summer Sinn and Dino Bravo|
Extra busty and heavily tattooed highlighted brunette Summer starts her scene out thanking lone customer Dino for coming for her performance before she grants his request to see all of her. She lets him grope her as she gives him a slow strip tease out of her pink dress, and he makes sure to suck her huge tits as well as worshiping her ass as she teases him. Summer breaks Dino's extra limp cock out and strokes it a bit before somehow managing to titty fuck it and suck it was it gets hard. After giving Dino plenty of head Summer lays back on a table so he can eat her cunt and worship her tits a bit more before he fucks her missionary style. They take to the floor to fuck doggie style and sixty-nine a bit before Summer rides him in each of the cowgirls. Finally the action cuts to Dino popping on Summer's big fat titties.
This is a dud of a scene. I'll readily admit that Summer isn't my preferred kind of performer, as everything seems fake about her with her excessive ink, overly inflated tits, dyed hair, etc., but she does a good job trying to make the scene work. The problem here is Dino, and I couldn't help but feel like everybody was trying to cover up for his wood and performance problems. It looks like it takes plenty of effort to get him hard to start, and then plenty more oral and handjobbing to keep him there through the scene. The editing is choppy, and having to cut to the pop is never a good sign. This scene doesn't quite make the average mark.
|Scene 4 – Kate Frost and Herschel Savage|
Super cute busty bottle blonde Kate starts the final scene in a little black and white corset playing maid for Herschel as he gets dressed in a suit. He has her clean the bedroom, and when he gets a look at her ass he can't resist grabbing it as they confess their mutual fantasies about each other. He holds her tight, worships her body with his hands and mouth, and gives her nice big pierced titties plenty of extra attention. Kate strips herself down teasing Herschel and the camera before helping him to strip down, and then drops down to suck, stroke, and titty fuck his cock. She gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style before letting him take her doggie style, and then lays back on the couch for him to lick her pussy, finger her ass, and fuck her pussy missionary style. Finally Kate gets down to suck Herschel and take a nice pop on her face and tits. She titty fucks him a little more before talking to the cameraman and offering to eat the cum, which she almost does but instead just plays with.
This is easily the hottest scene in the movie. Yes, I know Kate looks a bit fake with her implants, huge back tattoo, bottle blonde hair, and pierced nipples, but there's something about her spirit that makes me forget about that completely. She looks to be having a fantastic time with Herschel throughout the scene and the chemistry is off the chart between them right from the start. The scene moves along at a very nice pace and there's plenty of smiles as he works her over. This is a great scene that's without a doubt the highlight of the movie.
Big Boobs the Hard Way is an okay release. Kate Frost and Herschel Savage do turn out a fantastic scene, but most of the movie is pretty generic and the loud generic porno music holds back every scene to some degree. The camera work and editing isn't anything special, although the camera work does often pay some very nice attention to the tits, and the entire movie has a feeling that there's no reason to try too hard because it's just porn. If not for Kate's scene with Herschel the entire movie would be extremely forgettable, but their scene makes this one at least worth a rental for them if you can still find it. Big Boobs the Hard Way has plenty of big tits and focuses on them pretty well, but overall doesn't offer much you can't find somewhere else done better.
The Extra StuffThe slide show lasts a little over a minute and a half with about five seconds per decent looking snapshot. There's also trailers for some of FYA's other series.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, and anal (finger)
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, FYA DVDs can still be found online for between $10 and $25 with quite a few stores offering them for under $20. At the low end this one might be worth checking out if you're a fan of big tits due to some of the titty focus of the movie and the great scene between Kate and Herschel, but others will want to aim a little lower. The technical aspects are pretty average and there's no real effort put into the extras. This is a pretty generic release.
Note to FYA: If this is the type of effort you normally put into your DVDs, I guess it's no surprise that FYA doesn't seem to be around any more.
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