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The Penthouse brand has been taken out of mothballs. Although this dvd is a good one as far as the scenes go, I'm not sure that the branding was thought through. More on that later....
Scenes feature (as the title promises) big boobed blondes. Music plays through the scene which is kind of a throwback to the old porn movies. I never cared for it, but... anyhow....scenes are shot well and the one on one sex is visually pleasing.
Scene one: Krissy Lynn is Randy Spears' dream every night. She says something to the effect that "some men will go anywhere to meet a big titted blonde". He meets her in a dark alley (which is obviously a set). He fucks her in this alley area while we hear some music with lyrics "everyone wants to be someone, everyone wants to be rich..." Huh?
Scene two: Evan Stone and his football buddies are taking a shower when Gina Lynn sneaks in to take pics for the press. She gets caught and Evan pounds her on a table in the locker room.
Scene three: Puma Swede is a "damsel in distress" as she wanders into a bar lost on her way to Albuquerque. Tommy Gunn is the bartender wearing a cowboy hat. He draws a map on her body "around the mountains" until she grabs his crotch (the stop sign) and starts the action with a bj.
Scene four: Brooke Haven attacks poor Nick Manning who just wants to go out to dinner but has to service his woman. "It's not easy being me," he says. Brooke is wearing long boots and has tats. Sex is furious on a sofa.
Scene five: Penthouse Pet of the Year Nikki Benz joins Charles Dera as they watch porn in a theater (is this a fantasy from 1979 or something? Where are there theaters like this anymore?) Anyhow, Dera and Nikki act out things on the screen as they alienate the other guys who leave, letting the two do their stuff alone.
Bonus scene: from Penthouse Forum "Blonde & Brilliant" with Briana Beach and Anthony Rosado.
I've probably seen hundreds of flicks from Cash Markman and camera guy Jack Remy. Maybe that's the problem as this "Penthouse" movie could have very well have been a movie from any of the interchangible monikers/companies they've worked with through the years. I think a little more brainstorming into using the Penthouse name could have been done here. The logo, Penthouse keys, Penthouse "Letters" and Penthouse "forum" names are iconic but here just seem to be used interchangibly for whatever is presented. The "Letters" section of the famed magazine was written by readers, wasn't it? Maybe it would work better if the studs were good looking unknowns (aka "readers" living their fantasy) rather than the old workhorses Randy Spears, Evan Stone, etc whom we've seen over and over? The ideas presented (locker room, movie theater, alley) have been done before and they were done good here, but a new angle to use the Penthouse name was missing.
Trailers featured for: Everybody loves Tori Black, The Red Panties, Busty Brunettes, The Dinner Affair, Any Way You Want It, and Penthouse Asian Fuckfest. These trailers for the most part were pretty lame, several featuring artsy fartsy black and white editing and several showing not much of anything hardcore.
Photogallery is here, pics not full screen.