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Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks

Studio: Hustler
Category:  Asian , Interracial
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astroknight's ratings for Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks:
Overall Rating 0 stars
Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks overall rating 1/2 star
Female Looks Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks Female looks rating 2.5 stars
Male Looks Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks Sex rating 1.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Big Black Dicks In Asian Chicks A/V Quality rating 2 stars
Worth$3.99
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/21/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 85 min.

Production Date: 2 / 13, 20, 27 / 2006, 3 / 12 / 2006, 11 / 21 / 2006

Director: Rob Spallone

Cast: Arcadia Davida, Kitty Langdon, Lady Armani, Mia Smiles, Thai Lia, Tinkerbell, Yuri, Dwayne Cummings, Julian St. Jox, Justin Long, Sylvio Mata, and Tony Eveready

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: There's something about this one that has me a little worried.

Initial Reaction: It pretty much sucks.

Who Should Watch It : Gluttons for punishment

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well captured sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are average at best. The audio has a decent balance that falters a little and I didn't really notice any background noises. Of course, I might have missed a few as I was whimpering about “Make it stop” watching the movie. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. There's a little minor camera motion throughout the entire movie, and some of it looks like it was sped up with the audio dubbed in. Most of all, there's just a boring feeling to the entire presentation that held the movie back.

Music: There's a little music that rests nicely in the background throughout the movie. It doesn't help things much, but it also doesn't hurt it.

False Advertising: Once again, Hustler has advertised a behind the scenes featurette on the cover that doesn't appear in the movie. I'm deducting a half point from the movie for this.

Disc Complaint: You're forced to watch a commercial for Hustler before the main menu with no way to skip it or scan through it. This always pisses me off, and I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because of it.

Menus: The main menu has a little background animation with a cheesy still in the front that doesn't give anything close to a good first impression. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a still of each scene and the name of the girl(s) in it. There's also a select a star option that lets you choose a scene based on the name(s) of the girl(s) and stills of them before letting you choose where you want to go in the scene sexually.

The Feature

Big Black Dicks in Asian Chicks keeps things simple. Each scene is a group scene and features Asian women. In most of the scenes there's also black dicks to fuck them.
Scene 1 – Kitty Langdon, Sylvio Mata, and Tony Eveready

Kitty starts the action out in a white button down shirt with a colored tie letting Tony play with her implanted tits through her shirt. He opens up the shirt and turns her to the camera as he continues to play with her a bit before bending her over to spank her ass and turning her around to play with her bald pussy. Kitty gets down to suck and stroke Tony and Sylvio before laying back on a bed for Tony to fuck her missionary style while she gives Sylvio a little more oral love. They also get in some reverse cowgirl while also shoving a dick in her mouth before fucking her from behind. Kitty and the guys work in a little missionary fucking and some spooning before she takes an okay pair of dribbly pops in and around her mouth.

This scene did next to nothing for me. Kitty looks half worn out and the guys both leave plenty to be desired for looks. Sadly, the camera work is even worse, and gives the feeling like whoever was behind the camera couldn't have cared less about the action. It works from one close-up to another, and rarely shows both the penetration and Kitty's reaction. There's also an odd feeling like some of the video was sped up a bit during some of the close-ups. This scene could have put me to sleep.

Scene 2 – Yuri, Julian St. Jox, and Sylvio Mata

Yuri, a nice looking Asian babe, sits back on a couch fantasizing about taking on a pair of black cocks as the action cuts between her touching herself in a white bra and panties and sucking Sylvio while Julian eats her pussy wearing an Oriental dress on a couch. She also works her mouth between them before lying back on the couch for them to fuck her missionary style. They mix in a little doggie fucking before going back to the missionary work, and then let Yuri bounce on their bones cowgirl style. Sylvio fucks her a little more missionary style before popping on her face, and then Julian spoons her before he pops on her face.

This is an okay scene. Yuri is cute and gets into the action pretty well. She takes on both guys pretty well, and puts out some nice vocals. Sadly the camera work is as weak as before, but at least Yuri provides something a little better to focus on occasionally. This is an okay scene, but still nothing too special.

Scene 3 – Arcadia Davida, Dawyne Cummings, and Tony Eveready

Arcadia starts her scene out lying back on a bed between the brothas rubbing her pussy. She reaches out to rub them a bit too before she starts sucking Tony's cock. Arcadia strokes Dwayne as she sucks Tony, and when they move closer together starts working her mouth and throat between them. She lets them fuck her doggie style before DPing her reverse cowgirl style, and then lets them fuck her ass doggie style. Tony pops on her face after spooning her ass, and after Dwayne fucks her doggie style one last time he gives her a dose of dick droppings on her

This is another scene that left me wondering why I should care about it. Arcadia does a good job taking on two cocks, but the guys seemed like they could be replaced with a couple blow up dolls or dildos without the scene losing anything. As usual, the camera work left everything to be desired as well, and I went away wondering if this scene even hit the average level.

Scene 4 – Lady Armani, Mia Smiles, Thai Lia, and Tinkerbell

When Lady Armani and Tinkerbell find Thai and Mia sitting by a pool they decide the girls must not speak English when they don't respond to an offer of going out for a drink. Somehow they end up going back to a bedroom together with Lady Armani and Thai pairing up while Tinkerbell gets it on with Mia. They each start out with a little titty sucking before moving down to eat some Asian pussy. They move around and break out a white fleshy dildo for Thai while Mia eats some black box. Mia breaks out a fleshy strap-on to work around the girls a bit before they work their way around a bit more licking and playing with toys. Finally the music comes up and the girls kiss to let you know that they're done.

I really don't know what the hell an all girl scene is doing in the middle of a movie called Big Black Dicks in Asian Chicks. Spallone not being able to even think far enough to use a black dildo here rather than white fleshy ones shows just how sad this entire production is. Although Mia and Lady Armani can be well worth watching, the other two didn't do much for me. Thai looked a little clueless at times, and I'm not sure if Tinkerbell was a few months pregnant or just that fat and out of shape. Add the poor camera work and editing into the mix and yes, you have another scene that just didn't do much.

Scene 5 – Mia Smiles, Thai Lia, and Justin Long

Mia and Thai stick around so they can actually get some black dick with Justin in the final scene. Thai leans right in to suck Justin's joystick as he makes faces that I normally expect from somebody who just filled their Depends before Mia gets up to ride his tongue. He gets to fuck Thai doggie style before Mia lies back for some missionary work as Thai straddles her face. Finally Thai and Mia team up on Justin's cock with a little more oral action before he pops in Thai's mouth and lets her share it with Mia.

This is another average at best scene. As always, Mia looks grain, but as usual with this movie she's captured horribly. The camera only seems to be interested in close-us, and choppily works its way back and forth between a couple angles. The group looks like they might be into each other, but with how the scene's captured it's really hard to get too much of a feeling of chemistry. This is one of the better scenes in the movie, but it's still a disappointment.

Big Black Dicks in Asian Chicks is a waste of about an hour and a half. The action is very poorly captured, and had a feeling of “Fuck it, it's just porn” throughout the entire movie. Yes, there's black dicks and Asian chicks, but Spallone doesn't even give you that in every scene. I don't know what somebody was thinking putting an all girl scene in the middle of this movie even if it was two Asian chicks and two black chicks! Even then there wasn't enough brainpower on set to think of maybe using black dildos. I'm not saying that would have saved the scene, but at least one could chuckle about it a little then and halfway justify it. Even when there is black dicks in the scene, they were rarely that impressive as it showcased almost all B-list black talent. In the end, the only thing that really showed care to me was the final credits because it gave a scene by scene breakdown of the cast. Big Black Dicks in Asian Chicks is a sad excuse for an interracial release.

The Extra Stuff

The slide show lasts about five and a half minutes with roughly seven seconds per poor looking snapshot or full screen photo. Trailers are included for Barely Legal Innocence 6, Lexi Marie Loves a Pearl Necklace, Dark Side of Mya Luanna, Taboo: Love Hurts, Ripe & Ready MILFs, Cum Worshipers, Deep Inside Joanna Angel, and Sorority Sex Kittens Kappa Kappa Sex. There's also commercials.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, interracial, group, anal, DP, lesbian, and toys

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hustler’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with stores offering it everywhere in between. Don't even think of paying that kind of money for this one. The action is boring and captured in a way that makes you wonder why you should care about it at all. The technical aspects are pretty average, but the extras show almost no care and there isn't even everything in the release that's listed on the boxcover. This is an extremely disappointing DVD>

Note to Hustler: Listing things that aren't on the DVD on the boxcover once in a while can appear to be an accident. When it occurs as often as it does with your releases, it looks deliberate.

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