Writer/Director: Karen Dior Videographer: Mark Reed DOP: 2/4/99 Running length: 90 min.
Female cast: Tina Tyler, Alyssa Allure
Male cast: Paul Carrigan, Michael D. Marco, Chris Danu, Dino Phillips, Leo Desilven
Audio/Video: Camera angles were limited, with mostly poor penetration shots, and the lighting fluctuated a bit. The audio was good, and music was kept to a minimal level during the sex.
Animated scene selection
Bios on ALL the performers was appreciated.
Condoms: Yes, except in Tina's case ;)
************************************************************************ The Movie:
I have very few bi titles in my collection, mainly because there are so few worth viewing, let alone owning. This unfortunately, is not one of them.
Good enthusiastic performances by Tina, Paul, and Michael couldn't overcome the drawbacks that all bi flicks suffer from. While I wouldn't call it another Karen Dior 'crapathon', some might. In my opinion, the main problem, besides the low budgets and production values, is a dearth of true bisexuals to act in them. Relying on a handful of not-that-attractive gay guys who will go the "bi for pay" route, the industry seems unwilling to invest much in something they claim there's no market for, with a few notable exceptions.
While there may be a few real bisexuals, it seems most people have a strong preference one way or the other. It's the exact same thing that drags down the so-called 'lesbian' scenes in straight porn. Typically, they take a good idea and just overdo it to death. Girl/girl scenes are SO prevalent that they're not even considered gay, and some guys actually start to believe that most females are bisexuals! But I digress...
I enjoyed the simple, straightforward plot device, however. Tina and Alyssa are bored and horny, so they drug some of their male friends with a pill so potent, straight guys suddenly find themselves bouncing in reverse cowgirl off some guy's dick. Or deep-throating their buddy while getting buttfucked by Tina's strap-on. Sure, it's twisted, underhanded, possibly illegal - some might even call it evil.
I liked it.
The jiz biz could benefit greatly from such a drug. It's a pill that's guaranteed to turn both straights and gays alike into bi-sexuals, leaving Tina and Alyssa cleaning up with all the extra action. They use it on their gay friends so they can fuck them, and dose their straight friends because they want to see them suck a dick. Yes, they tinker with people's sexual identity that could take years of therapy to undo, but come on - these chicks are horny and have an afternoon to kill, so let's get to it!
Alyssa Allure, Paul Carrigan & Chris Danu
Dear God ...this was almost painful to watch. Alyssa engineers an encounter with her two 'straight' male friends, and before they know what's hit them, Chris is porking his buddy Paul in the missionary position. I've gotta say however, that Carrigan took his big cock quite easily, for his 'first time'.
This would have worked a lot better if more care was used establishing the belief that these two were really straight. As it is, it takes a leap of faith the size of Dino's bunghole that Evel Knevel couldn't jump.
Maybe they didn't wait long enough for the 'Bi-agra' to kick in, because Danu was having wood problems at first, and he wasn't the only one.
Picture this - poor Carrigan (who is gay) was pinned down 69 with Alyssa's snatch in his face, forced to endure her distracted half-hearted blowjob, while Danu desperately tried to fuck him with the 'Choke & Shove' maneuver. (thanks JoeBlow)
Porn 101: If it's not even arousing to the people doing it, there's no reason to believe it will be arousing to the home viewer. If the guy's having wood problems, PLEASE don't keep the camera on it, the added pressure is not likely to improve matters, and it's not pleasant to watch.
I found Alyssa extremely annoying, and I can only imagine how Chris and Paul felt. Had Tina been the sole female in this title, the scores would have been higher, but unfortunately one must take an average.
Alyssa's sexual technique should be seen by anyone who feels that there's no such thing as a bad blowjob. Things improve somewhat when Carrigan finally just takes matters out of her mouth and into his own hands.
This scene will probably offend gays, straights, bi-sexuals, and anyone who bought the dvd. I mean, it was just bad.
Tina Tyler, Leo Desilven and Michael D. Marco
Tina to the rescue! She sets the stage for a 3-way with her two gay neighbors when she invites them over and gets them to swallow some... story, as well as some pills. No wood problems here, and it's obvious everyone was aroused and having a good time. She and Michael take turns sucking on Leo's leadpipe for a bit before Michael hops on for an energetic, hip-swiveling RC, while Tina sits on Leo's face.
This guy Michael had a lot of enthusiasm, especially when Tina straps on her heavy-duty strap-on and pounds him doggy-style. The way he's bouncing off her and yelling "Harder, give it to me harder!" was a sight to see. He got so excited Tina had to reinsert a few times, and under the circumstances, I don't think her calling him a slut was inappropriate, either.
Tina Tyler, Paul Carrigan & Dino Phillips
Tina's having a busy day, and she looks hot in a skintight latex pantsuit. After getting the lowdown from Alyssa that Paul did indeed enjoy buttsex, she asks him to come over to do a friend of hers. For the second time in one day, he easily takes a huge dick with no problem. Amazing, how fast he has taken to life in the middle lane, deepthroating Dino and fucking Tina at the same time. They even get into a daisy chain, with versatile Paul in the middle. When it's time for the cumshot, it seems bi's like to pull their own pud just like straights, except they don't ejaculate into their partner's face. Paul has the lingo down however, and tells Dino "Yeah. Jerk that load." Which Dino does, over Paul's chest.
Afterwards, Dino confesses to Tina that Paul never did take the pills. "It's like I've been telling you for years" he says "Some guys just ARE bi-sexual. We don't need pills."
Really? Hopefully we'll start seeing them in bi movies then!
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