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Bi Sexual Sodomy

Studio: French Connection
Category:  Bisexual
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Overall Rating 1 star
Bi Sexual Sodomy overall rating 1 star
Female Looks Bi Sexual Sodomy Female looks rating 2.5 stars
Male Looks Bi Sexual Sodomy Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Bi Sexual Sodomy Sex rating 1 star
 
Plot/Acting Bi Sexual Sodomy Plot/Acting rating 2.5 stars
Extras Bi Sexual Sodomy DVD Extras rating 1 star
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Reviewed by RobHammer  on  4/15/2003
Running Time: 97 min.

Production Date: Nov. 4, 1995

Director: Gerard Menoud

Manufacturer: Defi France, XXII

Distributor: Global DVD

DVD Title: French Connection, Bi-Sexual Sodomy, Bi-Sidonie

Original Title (French): Bi-Sidonie

Male Cast: Xavier, Tristan, Dan, Jean

Female Cast: Sidonie, Jennifer C.

Note on cast credits: The opening credits list Xavier, Jennifer C., Tristan, Dan and Jean. It assumes that we know who Sidonie is. Unless you know French, you might think that Sidonie means sodomy, instead of being the name of the star performer. Sodomy in French is sodomie.

Initial Expectations: I picked this up as a rental without checking any reviews. I was curious to see what the French are doing in bisexual titles.

Who Should Watch It: Anyone who likes their dick limp.

Who Should Avoid It: Everyone else.

Audio/Video Quality: The audio is fine, but the picture freezes so much in scene 4 as to make it unwatchable.

Music: None.

Disc Problems: Lost video.

Scene Selection: 5 scenes with a screen shot of each.

Scene 1: Xavier and Sidonie are eating breakfast in the kitchen. There is quite a bit of dialog, but I don't speak French. It's obvious that Xavier is trying to put the make on Sidonie, but she is hesitant to go along. Sidonie drops her robe to reveal black body wear with kinky cut outs and a nice tuft of blond pubic hair. There is quite a bit of build up and realistic foreplay on the rug in the living room. I will spare the details, and summarize by saying they do everything a boy and girl can do with tongues, fingers and a limp dick.

Scene 2: A continuation of scene 1. Sidonie does double duty with a vibe in her ass and dildo in her pussy. She returns the favor with the dildo in Xavier's ass. Where's the lube? Ouch!

Scene 3: Jennifer comes home and catches them in the act through the glass patio window. She's upset, pushes them around and slaps a bit, and basically dominates them. This evolves into kissing, spanking, fingers and dildo play for Jennifer on Sidonie. Xavier watches and pulls on his limp uncut noodle. Jennifer has the sense to bring some lube, which comes in handy as she boffs Sidonie with a strap-on. Jennifer brings Xavier back into the picture and the three of them go through more permutations of fingers, tongues, kissing, dildo and vibrator. There are no orgasms for the girls. Xavier strokes his limp cock and the camera pans across Sidonie's back. A stream of white liquid comes from off screen and a line of droplets falls on her back, from right buttock to left shoulder. Fake, fake!

Scene 4: Tristan is watching porn in bed. He makes a phone call. Jennifer and Dan arrive for some fun. Tristan and Dan make out.....(the picture stills). They trade blow jobs, Jennifer joins for oral on Dan.....Dan rims Tristan.....Jennifer fingers herself.....boys sideways 69. Wood! Fun with Jennifer, big dildo....Jennifer bathing.....Tristan reverse cowboy on top of Dan. Dan jerks off, Tristan rims Dan. He comes on Dan's ass and licks it up. Yummy!

Scene 5: Sidonie, Jennifer and Jean have Champagne (toasting this crummy video no doubt). Sidonie and Jean play chess. The action starts with Jean eating, ass fingering, then rimming Sidonie as Jennifer watches. Sidonie sucks his limp dick, followed by Jennifer as he licks her shoe. The girls play with his wimp limpy while they kiss. They rub him off until fake cum lands on his belly. He runs his hand across his chest and stomach and the white droplets magically disappear. The secret of the mystery fluid is revealed. It's special effects!

Comments: Scenes 1, 2 and 3 could have been good if Xavier had gotten some wood and put it to use.

Extras: 5 previews of French titles that actually have sex.
Ejacs Facials #2
Gags #1
Masturbation #1
Virginie - S'Offure ATOI #3
Thalasso

Themes: Bisexual

Mr. Woody says: Limp. Penile implant needed.

Overall: I can't believe I spent an entire evening taking six pages of notes on this. Just when you thought you've seen the bottom of the barrel in bisexual fair, someone comes along and markets a DVD like this world wide.

Contact: OZDVD in Australia. www.ozdvd.com, an online adult video store.

Note to Global DVD: You and Defi France are doing the world a terrible disservice marketing a DVD as bad as this.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me at RobEHammer@aol.com



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