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Bi Pole Her 5

Studio: Third World Media
Category:  Bisexual
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Rosco Fuji's ratings for Bi Pole Her 5:
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Female Looks Bi Pole Her 5 Female looks rating 3 stars
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Extras Bi Pole Her 5 DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Bi Pole Her 5 A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  6/30/2009
Overall opinion: This is one god awful lame “Bi” flick. I put “Bi” in quotations to highlight that it’s supposed to be a “Bi” flick. I reviewed this with my girlfriend to get another opinion since I’ve never watched a “Bi” flick before and my view on porn is kind of skewed to what I actually like. The general consensus between us is how this series ever made it to #5? Was there truly a demand to watch a guy with a small limp anteater get fucked in the ass by another guy? “Will I pass your class Mr. Hand?” “I don’t know Mr. Spicoli!” Anyway, this has 4 scenes and looks like it was shot in Brazil as all the players spoke what I perceive to be Portuguese. The setup is the same, a guy in the room, the girl comes in and then leaves and brings back another guy. Soon they are undressing and the girl is giving one guy head. The other guy hits his knees and gives some head also. As soon as the guy starts to give head to the other guy, the girl moves on. No real 2 on 1 head with them doubling up on the cock. Then the one guy who actually gets hard takes turns fucking the girl and the guy, but primarily he fucks the guy. The girl then gives the guy who’s getting fucked some head or strokes his cock, but for the most part, we’re treating to the sight of a small limp anteater. Not a pleasant sight. The guy getting fucked is then able to get it hard as the girls do get DP’d in part of the 1st three scenes. The primary hard cock in the scene does manage a body popshot in the scenes. Finally in the 4th scene, we get something a little different. The girl comes in and catches her guy rubbing one down to some online porn. To teach him a lesson, she forces him to watch her give head to another guy cuckold style. Several times during the scene she pulls the guy’s head over to the action, whether it’s her giving sucking cock or getting fucked, to try to get him to have a dick for dinner. The guy wasn’t having any of it. The closest thing we get to any sort of “Bi” action in the last scene is the cuck guy licking his girl’s pussy after the main guy came all over her pussy and lower belly.

Overall evaluation: Don’t bother at all with anything to do with the title “Bi Pole Her” unless you love boring, uninspired guy on guy fucking with a small limp anteater in plain view and a girl thrown into the scene so it can be considered “Bi” when in reality it’s just a gay film. Actual “Bi” material in this would be about 5-10% at best. From the looks of this, it almost looks like someone owed someone else money and this was how the debt was paid. This effort wasn’t even phoning it in. Porn producers complain about getting ripped off by free material on the web, well this crap would be a perfect explanation why consumers are rising up and getting stuff for free. This is a complete rip off. Hell, the action on the cover slick is a lot more inspired than anything on the disk itself. Everything about this screams rip off. The only highpoint of this is that the girls are really cute, but the minute the fucking starts, only the girl in scene #4 remotely seems to be enjoying herself, the rest are there for the money.


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