The Little Details
Running Time: 89 min.
Production Date: 11 / 30 / 2006, 12 / 4 / 2006
Director: None credited
Cast: None credited
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: I haven't checked out anything from Third World Media yet, and with how hit or miss bi movies can be I just can't get my hopes too high here.
Initial Reaction: There's some hot sex, but the movie's short and the technical aspects leave a lot to be desired.
Who Should Watch It : Bisexual porn fans who want a bit of chemistry
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well done technical aspects
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio is okay at best, and often has some noticeable background noises as well as a hollow sound to it. The video is presented in the full frame format, and a bit more problematic. It's well lit, but the entire video has a kind of murky look that started to hurt my eyes while watching it. There's also a black bar along the left side of the screen throughout the movie and some black and white lines near the top, almost like it was shot on film and then not aligned properly when it was transfered to you got to see some of the strip portion at the top.
Menus: The main menu is okay, and splits the screen between a bit of action from the movie and the boxcover. The chapter menu is very plain, and just gives you a clip of each scene and a scene number to make your choices.
The FeatureBi Pole Her collects three unrelated bisexual sex scenes, all of which appear to have been shot in Europe.
|Scene 1 – A dirty blonde girl, a brunette guy, and a highlighted guy|
As a dirty blonde reads a book, a brunette guy on a couch starts feeling around another guy's package who's taking a nap next to him. He wakes up telling the girl to knock it off, and when he opens his eyes finds his happy girlfriend sharing his cock orally with his buddy. The chick keeps sucking him as he leans over to start blowing his buddy, as well as when their buddy moves in to tongue and finger her twat. She rides her man reverse cowgirl with the other guy playing with her pussy and sucking the cock, and gives him a little more head before the buddy moves between them so he can fuck her reverse cowgirl style while taking it up the ass himself. The chick gets in the middle to suck a little cock while the friend fucks her doggie style, and then lays back for him to eat her pussy while he gets fucked doggie style. Finally the girl takes an okay double facial.
This is a surprisingly hot scene. The cast looks pretty good and there's a surprising amount of chemistry all around for a bisexual movie. They mix the action up nicely with both her and the friend getting fucked, and it never feels like the guys have any preference between each other or her. This scene far exceeded my expectations.
|Scene 2 – A short haired brunette girl and two brunette guys|
A short haired brunette girl starts out the second scene in a little red lingerie with black trim, panties, and fishnets putting on a little show and playing with herself for the camera before she's joined by two shirtless brunette guys who move right in to suck her tits and let their hands wander around her. They mix in a few kisses all around before letting one of the guys get in the middle so he can get blown while playing with the chick. The girl moves around to let the other guy get in the middle next so both guys can get head before the top guy moves around to start fucking her doggie style while she blows the other guy. When she goes to sixty-nine the guy she was blowing, the other guy moves in to spoon his ass and then lets her suck his cock while the guy who was getting blown fucks her from behind. Finally the chick takes a decent double facial from the guys with one guy giving it to her quickly while the other guy takes forever to get himself to pop on her.
This is an okay scene. I really like the progression around the positions with them just going from top to bottom moving around the line so that everybody can get a little of everybody else. At the same time, the chemistry was a little weaker here with the guys having a bit more of a gay feeling. That doesn't seem to matter to the girl, as she takes them on without batting an eye the entire time. This scene drops back a little from the opening scene, but is still a solidly above average bisexual scene.
|Scene 3 – A brunette woman and two brunette guys|
A brunette in a raggy frayed dress starts out the final scene having a short haired and a long haired brunette guy kiss their way around her legs. They move up to kiss their way around her ass before she has them kiss each other. She moves on to have the longer haired guy start blowing the other as the shorter haired one sucks one of her tits. The short haired one sucks the other in return as he licks the chick's pussy and then lets the two of them team up on him orally. The chick gets in the middle so she can suck the longhair while the other guy fucks her doggie style, and then lets the longhair fuck her while the other guy gives a little oral help from below. She lays back and plays with herself while watching the short haired guy fuck the longhair in doggie and missionary. Finally the short haired guy pops on the longhair's face, and after the longhair strokes himself to a pop as well, the woman kicks them out.
This is a pretty good final scene. I really like how the chick starts the scene out in control and how she uses the guys for her viewing pleasure after having them fuck her. There's pretty good chemistry all around, but once again there's a but stronger gay chemistry than there is bisexual chemistry. This scene worked pretty well for me due to the female domination aspect of it.
Bi Pole Her is a bisexual movie with a lot of potential. Unlike so many other bisexual movies, this one has some nice chemistry all around rather than taking a gay movie and throwing in a woman here and there. The scenes also have a nice sense of fun, with the opening and closing scenes really standing out with some nice setups that really build the scene. The middle scene wasn't bad, but it just didn't have the spark of the other two. The only thing that really holds this release back is the technical aspects. The camera angles are okay through the movie and there's some decent editing, but the movie looks like it was shot with an old VHS recorder (the ones that were about the size of an overweight ten year old child) more than it looks like it was shot with modern equipment. If the camera work was brought up to today's quality levels, Bi Pole Her would have been a pretty impressive bisexual release. As it is, Bi Pole Her is still pretty good.
The Extra StuffNearly forty minutes of trailers are included. They're broken up into sections like “Asian” or “Latin”, but the entire section is one huge chapter where you can't easily navigate it to a movie you want a trailer for or to skip one you've already seen. The slide show lasts a minute and a half with about five seconds per very nice looking snapshot. There's also a bonus scene.
|Bonus Scene – A dirty blonde girl and a short haired guy|
As a dirty blonde girl and a guy go for a walk through the great outdoors, they decide to spread out a blanket and sit down to kiss. Their hands start to wander as they kiss, and after a bit the guy brings out a green dildo he runs around her body before helping her out of her clothes so he can fuck her with it. She sucks and strokes his cock in return and they play with each other a little more while kissing before the girl gets up to ride the guy reverse cowgirl style. She rolls off so he can spoon her as she sucks the toy and rubs it on her clit, and then lets him take her doggie style. She goes back to sucking and stroking him as he stands in front of her as well as lying back on the blanket before taking a decent pop in her mouth.
This is an okay scene. The girl and guy aren't bad looking, and although they have pretty good chemistry there wasn't anything about the sex that really drew me in. The scene is over twenty five minutes long, yet felt like it could have easily been cut to under fifteen. The aspect ratio also looks to be slightly off and the focus seemed slightly off as my eyes were a little sore after watching the scene. This is an okay at best scene that's best left as a bonus scene rather than as part of a main movie.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Bisexual, voyeurism, masturbation, and gay
Raincoat Factor: Medium high
Condom Usage: Between the guys in the first scene
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Third World Media's DVDs can be found online for between about $13 and $30 with a few stores offering them for under $20. The low end isn't a bad price here when one considers where bisexual movies are often priced. The movie's short at just under and hour and a half, but there's some good chemistry here rather than being a gay movie with a couple chicks thrown in the mix. The technical aspects are pretty weak, and although the extras aren't great, they do show some nice effort. A little more effort could have made this a really great bisexual DVD.
Note to Third World Media: Giving credit where credit's due is always a nice thing. I hope you credit the cast and crew in your upcoming releases.
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