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Bi Nurse Therapy

Studio: U.S. Male
Category:  Bisexual
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Where to buy:Streaming/Download
astroknight's ratings for Bi Nurse Therapy:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Bi Nurse Therapy overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Bi Nurse Therapy Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Bi Nurse Therapy Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Bi Nurse Therapy Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Bi Nurse Therapy Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Bi Nurse Therapy DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Bi Nurse Therapy A/V Quality rating 1 star
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/2/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 104 min. (cover states ”Running Time: 120 min.”. since this is enough for a full scene, I'm deducting a half point from the overall score)

Production Date: 4 / 6 / 2004

Director: Alan Pelikan

Cast: Caroline Brel, Kristina Linhart, Luccy Bialek, Tereza Walker, Jarda Dvoska (listed here as Ion Man), Joska Kalvoda (listed here as Oliver Smile), Lukas Lucky, Mike Drew (listed here as Andrew Matyasz), Rocky Summers, Ruddy Holubec, and Stanley Kovacs

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Bi movies are very hit or miss for me, and for some reason this one leaves me a little nervous.

Initial Reaction: Although the chemistry often gets above the normal level for bisexual movies, the camera work and technical aspects continually hold it back.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting two guys getting it on with a chick and each other

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting decent technical aspects or a bit of variety

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are poorly done. The audio is balanced decently, but there's a lot of background noise that interferes continually with the movie. The video is presented in the full frame format, and is also very weak. There's just a hint of grain and throughout the movie and the lighting is often dark and always inconsistent.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu just gives a still of the cast from the cover with everything else taken out. The chapter menu is very generic, and just lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature

When some people have sexual problems, they go to see a doctor. Bi Nurse Therapy gives this idea a little twist with guys going in for enlargements, couples going in to try improving their relationship, and a guy going in to solve some kind of sexual problem. In every case, there's going to be a guy taking a dick up the ass with the girl joining in a bit.

Scene 1 – A brunette and two guys

As a wavy haired guy lays back on a bed in a white tee shirt and shorts, a guy in a black shirt with straight highlighted hair walks in and starts chatting with them. Soon after a brunette walks in wearing a white lab coat letting them know that she's the doctor and chats with them about their size down below and how she thinks they're pretty well off. She lets them know that how you use it is more important than size, and starts rubbing their thighs and their cocks through their shorts before breaking the man in black's cock out for a sucking while the guy in white helps her pants off and plays with her a little from behind. When she moves over to start sucking the guy in white's cock, the man in black gives it a moment and then moves over to suck his nipples. The guy in white gets in the middle to start sucking the other guy's cock while the chick kisses his nipples, and they keep work all around sucking cock and nipples, as well as mixing in a little ass eating all around. The girl gets the first fuck missionary style from the straight haired guy before she rolls onto all fours for him. She has him move over to fuck the other guy doggie style as she watches and diddles herself, as well as getting her pussy eaten by the sheet-biter on the bottom. Finally the guy on top pulls out and strokes himself to a pop on the chick's ass.

This is an okay scene. The setup is painfully bad due to the bad English skills of everybody involved, and the sex is very limited. What is impressive, though, is the chemistry. Most bi scenes come off as gay scenes with a chick in the mix, but here there's some pretty good chemistry all around with the girl looking to be nicely into both guys and the guys looking like they want her to enjoy herself too. They never go too much out of their way to pleasure her, but there does look to be a little effort there that's a lot better than the cold shoulder I've seen in some other bi movies. This is a decent start to the movie.



Scene 2 – A redhead and two guys

A dark redhead comes into the hospital with her man to meet with a doctor for a little sexual help. He shows them a few toys before having him pop a couple pills and then sits back to watch the results as they head over to a long bench where she starts sucking his cock. The doctor comes over to massage both their chests and helps her out of her top before moving in to give the other guy's nipples a little attention. The guys get it on with a bit of kissing as the girl turns her attention to the doctor, and then lets her man blow the doc. Doc lies down in the middle to eat the girl as her guy eats his ass before the guys trade positions, and soon after the Doc's boning the chick missionary style as the other guy sees how much of him he can lick. She rides her man's face as he lays down to get fucked missionary style before moving to the side to watch him get fucked doggie style as he strokes himself to a pop. Finally the doc pulls out and pops on her man's ass before licking it up.

This is an okay scene. The “husband” comes off much more gay than bi, but thankfully the “doctor” does much better and looks to be into both of them. In the end, that helps this scene feel much more like a gay movie than a bi movie than the scene leaving the girl behind for the last position and the pop. This is an okay scene that comes off like a pretty traditional bisexual scene with a couple gay guys and a girl thrown in.



Scene 3 – A brunette and a guy

A guy comes to a cute brunette saying something about having a problem before she checks him out a little and has him take off his pants. She moves down to suck and stroke his cock and balls, and even gives him a little titty fucking before they strip her down and she lays back for him to eat her pussy. She sucks the guys cock and works him to a pop on her tits before having him bend over so she can tongue and finger his ass. She retrieves a decent sized buttplug and lubes it up to fuck him with as he lays back with his legs in the air, and makes sure to give his cock and balls a little attention as she fucks him. She moves up to a larger, fleshy looking dildo, and finally stops after making a comment about his ass while he moans with a satisfying air.

This is a pretty good scene. The chick is pretty good looking and there's some good chemistry between them. I'll readily admit that I'm a little disappointed that she never got fucked, but I like how they mixed things up with this scene going with the toy play. This scene could have been better, but with decent chemistry and the action mixed up a bit it works pretty well.



Scene 4 – A brunette and two guys

A brunette and her man come to the doc for a little help and once again is handed some pills to help. They head to a bed after he pops them for her to start sucking his cock, and after watching a bit the doc comes over to help her out of her shirt and to kiss his way around her back. He gives the guy the same treatment as she continues to suck the cock before they take him to a table so they can team up on him orally. The chick gets down to suck the doc while he blows her man, and then comes up to suck her man a bit more as he gives the doc some head. She sits back and sucks each of the guys in an attempt to get a little oral action herself, which her hubby gives her but the doc avoids. She gets on all fours for her man to fuck her doggie style while she blows the doc before she lays back to take it missionary style. The doc lays back to her man can fuck him missionary style as the girl kisses him before getting on all fours to take it doggie style as he eats her. Finally the chick sits back and lets both guys nut on her chest as they kiss each other above her.

This scene might nose above the average mark. The girl looks to be nicely into the action, and her man isn't far off. The doctor holds it back by seeming a bit squeemish about working over her clam, and doesn't get close to hard when she's blowing him, but thankfully gets into it pretty well by the end of the scene. This is another decent scene.



Bi-Nurse Therapy is a pretty average bisexual movie. There's almost always one guy who doesn't seem to be into girls, while the girls all look like they're having a great time taking on two guys who are into each other. The movie is heavily weighed down by its formula, and even when it tries to mix things up with the setup a little it falls short due to the cast barely speaking English and not being able to act their way out of a wet paper bag. In addition to the poor technical aspects, the editing also holds the movie back and has a very choppy feeling. Although Bi Nurse Therapy makes it just past the average mark sexually, everything else about it works together to bring it back.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery is broken down by scene, with each scene getting a a minute long gallery with about five seconds per okay looking full screen photo. You can skip from gallery to gallery, but unfortunately you can't scan forward faster if you want a quicker look at the photos. Trailers are included for Bi the Blue Line, Bi-Ing Lunch, Bi Officers, Bi Uniforms, Bi the Waterfront, Bi the Farm, Bi the Military Zone, Bi Wedding, Bi the Red District, and Happy Bi-Day Orgy. There's also website information.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Bisexual, group, rimming (male > female, female > male, and male > male), titty fucking, toys, and balling

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: 100%

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of US Male's bisexual DVDs can be found online for between about $28 and $48 with a couple stores offering them near the bottom end. Aim low or rent this one first. The action has a bit of chemistry, but the technical aspects are very weak and there's no real effort put into the extras. The sex makes it just above average on this DVD, but everything else works to hold it back.

Note to U.S. Male: Something to identify the cast members would have been very nice here!

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