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Best of Pacific Northwest Voyeur, The

Studio: Brookland Bros
Category:  Amateur , Compilation , Softcore
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Overall Rating 0 stars
Best of Pacific Northwest Voyeur, The overall rating 1/2 star
Female Looks Best of Pacific Northwest Voyeur, The Female looks rating 1 star
Male Looks Best of Pacific Northwest Voyeur, The Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Best of Pacific Northwest Voyeur, The Sex rating 1/2 star
 
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Audio/Video Quality Best of Pacific Northwest Voyeur, The A/V Quality rating 1.5 stars
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Reviewed by YogaGrrl  on  4/9/2003

Cast: Angelica Sin, Akane, Arial, Autumn, Charis, Jennifer, Jasmine, Kat and Misery.

Director: Sean Brookland

Production dates: 20012002

Length: 62 min.

Extras: None.

Audio/visual quality: The main location (reused for seven scenes) is a clean but characterless bedroom with an attached bath. The other two locations are similar and appear to be hotel rooms. The camerawork is acceptable, with reasonably good handheld technique. There are sporadic soft focus shifts. The scenes are overlit, and no serious attempt has been made to disguise the light stands or electrical cords in the bedroom.

The audio is horrendous. The music consists of the same lite jazz/rock that you might hear when the operator puts you on hold, and it becomes increasingly grating as the movie progresses (especially since it infrequently matches the mood of the scenes). Shower sounds are apparently looped along with at least one direction ("Go ahead and rinse yourself off" can be heard six times in the third scene).

Blunders and bugs: The box cover neglects to include Akane in the cast list. Also, Autumn is confusingly identified as "Georgina" in the opening credits and as "Autumn" in the packaging and DVD menu. I'm going with "Autumn," since she doesn't look anything like the Georgina in Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Masturbation 1.

First impression: This is way more effective than a cold shower for controlling my libido.

Scene highlights: Arial gets right to business and removes her top, bra, skirt, boots and panties. She walks to the shower with slumped shoulders and a sour look. She reaches for the curtain to close it and catches herself at the last minute. She washes her tattooed body without enthusiasm and puts on the paisley dress that has magically appeared on the bed.

Misery slips out of her teal pajamas and pulls her long curls into a ponytail. She heads to the bathroom with a grim expression, revealing some unfortunate and extensive scarring on her belly as she approaches the camera. Misery cringes at the temperature of the water. She adjusts it, soaps up and pulls on casual clothes.

Kat, a reasonably cute girl with short auburn hair and and pierced nipples, takes off her black blouse, PVC skirt and thigh-high hosiery. She avoids looking into the camera as she goes by, but she becomes the first woman to actually crack a smile as she steps into the shower. Don't worry, it doesn't last. Kat redresses in the same outerwear she arrived in (different lingerie and footwear, though).

Jasmine disrobes with a downcast and disgusted expression. By this scene, the pattern is firmly established: joyless undressing, showering, dressing. Same story, fifth verse for Charis, who's fairly typical of the level of attractiveness of the performers (which I'll let you evaluate for yourself).

The DVD does perk up during Autumn's scene. Autumn is unabashedly plus-sized and in need of some dental work, but she smiles and flirts with the camera, lets her hands linger at her pussy and gives her ass a friendly slap. Akane stands out a bit because she takes time to briefly massage her feet and fuss over a hole in her stockings. Jennifer is quite possibly the prettiest young woman on this disc, but again, no smiles. Angelica Sin gives a fairly animated and nicely seductive performance; she plays to the camera more than anyone except Autumn. Angelica even takes time to apply some lotion before dressing. Angelica is a professional adult actress, however, not an amateur. I find it highly ironic that she's the main model on the front cover.

Thumbs up: The box cover is in fact very appealing.

Thumbs down: This DVD basically bills itself as a voyeuristic experience. Not much has been done to create this illusion, however. The camerawork, though sufficient, lacks the inspiration to peek around walls or through windows or shower curtains in a way that suggests naughtiness is afoot. Not only is equipment frequently out in the open, a man appears in the room at one point and a still camera flashes at another point. Performers sometimes listen for the directions in an obvious way.

I'm not sure if the majority of the performers in this production really are downhearted, or if they were asked to act that way. I get the impression that more than half of them don't really want to be doing this, which is a very uncomfortable feeling. Without a doubt, most of these women have yet to master the art of nonchalance. The stony glances directly toward (and away from) the camera really spoil the mood for me.

Themes: Showering, dressing/undressing, unhappy women.

Condom use: None (n/a).

Juice-o-meter: Zero.

Final analysis: If you have a kink for grumpy and dumpy women who change clothes and shower, Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Voyeur 1 is the DVD for you. I'm normally biased toward happy, juicy ladies enjoying their own company, and there's very little of that to be found here.


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Special thanks to astroknight for the screenshot (which he captured from Casting Couch 1, a different DVD that appears to include the same showering segment).



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