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Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The

Studio: Brookland Bros
Category:  Amateur , Compilation , Masturbation
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Starring: , , , , , , , , ,
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astroknight's ratings for Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The Female looks rating 2 stars
Male Looks Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The Sex rating 2 stars
 
Plot/Acting Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The DVD Extras rating 1/2 star
Audio/Video Quality Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The A/V Quality rating 1.5 stars
Worth$5.00
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/31/2003

Running Time: 82 min. (cover states 95 min.)

Production Date: 2002

Director: Sean Brookland

Cast: Akane, Arial, Charis, Delias, Georgina, Jasmine, Jennifer, Kat, Santa Fe, and Secily

Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers have barely had a hit with me in their scenes, let alone their full features. Iím expecting my fast forward finger to get a lot of exercise here.

Initial Reaction: Thereís a couple good scenes, but most of itís just as disappointing as usual.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of amateur girls masturbating

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of heat or a well put together disc

Audio /Video Quality: The audio lacks more than a little. The audio is almost entirely the music, and you barely get any actual sounds of sex. When you do, theyíre normally so obviously dubbed that I started to wonder if the Brookland Brothers had something to do with the early Godzilla movies. The video is a little better, but not much. The camera is constantly moving and normally offers views that seem a little off. There isnít much grain, but the lighting is extremely inconsistent.

Music: The music is basically the only audio in the feature. Itís so slow and boring that I think even the people who make Muzak would make fun of it.

Disc Problems / Complaints: Thereís no time stamp! I frequently like to jump around in movies or go to specific places in the feature, but without a time stamp, which as I understand it takes next to no effort to include on a DVD, I canít. The lack of a time stamp always makes a DVD feel a little half-assed to me. Thereís also the gross exaggeration of the running length, which is enough that another scene or two could have been added.

Menus: The main menu nicely works in pictures of the cast as a chapter type menu. Itís a nice way to present the movie.

The Feature: Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Masturbation gathers the masturbation sequences from the Brookland Brothersí Casting Couch series. Thereís no lead in to any of the scenes, and theyíre all very tame.

Sicily, a cute brunette, starts things out with her scene from Casting Couch 1. Secily plays with herself with a vibrator. She looks to enjoy herself, but the way itís done is so boring that I couldnít care less. This scene reeks of wasted potential. Secily is very cute and looks like she enjoys being in front of the camera. Unfortunately the cameraman seems to think that the camera should always be moving, and never takes a break to let you enjoy what youíre seeing. The absence of any real audio also keeps the scene from building any real heat.

Arial, a tattooed brunette, slowly warms herself up with her fingers before breaking out a jackrabbit-styled vibe. Itís slow, natural, and basically boring, although it does have a nice and real orgasm at the end.

Kat, a cute brunette, starts out giving her pierced nipples a little attention. She strips down a little and works a vibe past her plaid panties with some obvious enjoyment.

Leggy brunette Georgina is next, who quickly shows some moves that makes me think sheís an exotic dancer. She plays with her clam a bit with her fingers, and notices the camera just enough to raise the scene up a notch. Itís a pretty good scene that would have probably been great if we would have been allowed to hear Georgina.

Jennifer, a cute girl who looks a bit on the young side, plays with herself on a bed. She quickly breaks out her vibe, which she never really puts in herself. She gets into things well, but the end is so anti-climactic that everything I started to like in the scene was forgotten by the end.

Jasmine works herself over with her fingers and a vibe after her nightly bible reading (no doubt the Song of Solomon) in a scene from Casting Couch 1. This is easily the one of the best scenes since Jasmine looks to be really getting into it. It even shows some decent emotion, which makes me think that Jasmine has some potential and is actually worth a second look.

Charis, a brunette whoís body is just a little too realistic is next, with another scene from Casting Couch 1. She happily sits back in a chair and works on herself with a vibrator. Although she isnít the best looking girl in the series, she puts some great heart into it and made me smile a bit.

Next up is Delias, a cute brunette, and her scene Casting Couch 5. She starts off reading a book, playing with the top of her stocking, and finally opening up her dress to reveal a perky pair of pierced nipples. She softly plays with herself and licks her nipples with her pierced tongue, gradually getting herself worked up. Itís a bit long and drawn out, but she looks to have so much fun and is so cute that itís hard not to like it.

Things stick with Casting Couch 5 to feature Akane, a brunette who got attacked with a bottle of red hair dye. She lays back on the bed to play with herself a little. Sheís more than content with her fingers and never bothers with toys. Itís a lackluster scene thatís easily moved past.

Sana Fey finishes things up with the help of a large pink jackrabbit style vibe. As usual, Sana gets into things nicely, and appears to have a lot of fun. She gets a little vocal and puts enough energy into things to make this the best scene in the feature.

Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Masturbation is the best Iíve seen from the Brookland Brothers. Although the camera still wanders all over the place, and frequently to places I donít want it to, the technical aspects are somewhat consistent. More importantly, most of the girls get into things nicely. Itís obvious that theyíre familiar with their bodies, and more than a couple of them have real orgasms. If you want to check out anything from the Brookland Brothers, Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Masturbation is the place to start.


Extras: A commercial for the Casting Couch series.

Themes: Straight, amateur, masturbation, and toys

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

Overall: Currently, the Brookland Brothers DVDs can be found online for $10. This isnít too bad if youíre an extreme masturbation fan. The scenes are pretty hit or miss but do have some nice sequences. The technical aspects are fairly consistent, but there arenít any extras worth mentioning.

Note to Brookland Brothers: Youíve got the same faults here as in your other DVDs, but youíre saved here by some girls who are obviously having fun. This will save you for a little while, but please fix your problems so people wonít completely turn away from you.

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