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Director: none credited.
Bonus Feature: Extras, I guess they mean "Bonus Features". It's a slideshow of grainy pics that look like .gif files that
have been blown up WAY too much. Absolute Rubbish.
Danii.com: An ad for the paysite. The girls look pretty, unsurprisingly.
Adult Novelties: Danii hawks her line of wares, including humongous fake breasts. (What would you do with them?)
A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.
None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene.
A compilation of Juli Ashton's best scenes would be no bad thing, and the cast listed here is also an impressive one, though to my knowledge Juli did much of her best work with VCA, and do these scenes as presented by Score/Danii Ashe/AshtonView should be all new to me. Just how good they are is something I suppose I'm about to find out... The dates of production are in '99 and '00. Before each scene, Juli gives a typically trite pornstar introduction.
Juli Ashton, Alexandra Silk, Devinn Lane.
Dildoes, Anal dildo,
So it's a g/g/g scene for intros, I think Alexandra is the thinner, older looking woman with the smaller natural breasts. Juli goes down on the girl I think is Devinn, who has larger breasts and a pierced tongue and clit hood, though the action is shown from way too much of a close-up. Alexandra kisses both girls variously, then goes down on and fingers Devinn while biting her clit ring as Juli eats Alex out from behind. Next Juli lays back as Devinn fingers and licks her, and Alex sits on Juli's face. Out comes a large clear pyrex/glass double- ended dildo, with painful looking flared penis-heads on it, and Juli begins to fuck Alexandra with it, then we cut to Juli and Devinn laying back facing each other, connected by the double-ender which Alexandra moves between the two of them while they rub their clits.
Juli gets off her end, then Devinn sucks on a curved clear pyrex-or-glass dildo, perhaps in an attempt to break her teeth or perhaps to pleasure the cold, hard plastic. Meanwhile Juli continues pounding Devinn with the first dildo. Out comes a knobbed anal toy which gets shoved up Juli's ass and pulled out, and then the scene ends.
I actually don't mind any of the three women in this scene, nor do I have a problem with g/g or g/g/g scenes in general, but this one
simply didn't work for me. Too much dildo, not enough heat, and pretty average camerawork overall. Meh.
Juli Ashton, "some girl I met in Budapest and I don't even know her name".
We start mid-scene, as Juli licks out an average-looking blonde girl with small natural breasts. Juli licks the girl's toes, then eats her out
from behind, they kiss, nameless girl licks out Juli, they kiss, the scene ends. Meh. g/g sex by the numbers.
Juli Ashton, Inarii Vachs, Keri Windsor.
Juli and Inarii barge into Keri's bedroom, waking her up while they complain about being dateless and horny, then Juli breaks out the big box'o dildoes, with an amusing aside when Inarii chirps "this kinda looks like you" while holding up the Juli Ashton dildo. Juli of course replies "Nuh-uh, I don't look like some porno chick." Quickly enough the trio is playing with the various bussing phallic toys, licking the usual body parts and inserting multiple fingers, dildoes and vibrators all over the place. There's some 69 action, shared double-ender and other bits and pieces in what is literally a lesbian clusterfuck.
It wasn't especially well shot or arousing, I found it a little confusing working out who was doing what to whom as the camerawork was
so close-in. Average porn.
Julie Ashton, Brittany Andrews.
Candle Wax, Dildo.
Brittany, a busty bleached blonde wears a shiny black PVC ensemble of long gloves and corset and collar, you know, the standard "fetish/domina" look of porn. Juli wears a dog collar, and starts the scene licking and fingering Brittany's pussy. After an extended bout of Juli's pussylicking, Juli bends over and Brittany licks Juli's asshole and paddles her behind, pushing Juli down onto her front on the bed. Next Brittany drips hot red candle wax all over Juli's back and butt and kisses the back of her neck, then fucks Juli from behind with a realistic dildo, giving her a right pounding. Brittany makes Juli suck the dildo in a common display of lezporn pointlesness, before juli uses it on Brittany's pierced pussy until Brittany fakes her orgasm and put Juli back in her cage.
I'm not really into the visual of the candle wax, but otherwise this scene was alright.
Julie Ashton, Shayla LeVeaux, Katja Kean.
Three blondes in a tub, rub-a-dub-dub! Katja looks smoking hot here, though she seems to have had a boobjob. The three of them play
around a bit in the tub, with both Americans licking out Katja. They they all dry off and fuck on a bed, with much 69ing, pussy eating,
and face sitting. Unfortunately the video is noticably grainy, much moreso than in previous scenes. The girls each 69, finger, and lick
each other out. Not bad at all actually, despite the video quality.
Julie Ashton, Dee, another unnamed blonde.
Dee is a pretty girl who I think is Puerto Rican in descent, her dark skin and hair make her stand out against Juli and the other girl who
is a very pretty pale blonde. Pretty much everyone again takes turns getting licked out and fingered by the other two, as in the previous
scene. Not a bad scene either.
So who knew that this disc was g/g only? Maybe fans of Danni Ashe could have guessed it, but there's nothing on the front cover that mentions it, though it's mentioned in the small print on the back cover, text of that size is illegible through cover scans on the interweb (if you find a site that has back covers). The title this disc has though can only be considered misleading. The large female cast list might be seen as a giveaway, but then again many "best of" titles for a specific porn performer also have huge lists of other girls who feature, and many porn discs don't bother to list the guys. It also mentions that these "best" scenes of Juli's are taken directly from the files of Danni.com, so unfortunately they were far from the best of Juli's scenes.
The scenes themselves seemed to constantly be shot from too close to the action, which may be because they were shot for online viewing, with a much smaller screen size of a window on a computer monitor. Likewise, the poor overall video quality (a touch above VHS, but not the high quality DVD picture you get used to) can probably be explained by that same initial target media.
The two unnamed girls must be "May" and "Krisz" as they're the only names I didn't recognise. What's interesting is that also credited on the boxcover are Vicca, Taren Steele, Rebecca Lord, Rayveness, Charlie and Cheyanne, yet none of the six of these credited performers show up in the feature as advertised. It's possible that they make appearances in the shitty slideshow, but regardless this is bullshit and false/misleading advertising to a degree at least as bad as not mentioning the all-girl nature of the disc on the cover. Despite the final three scenes being decent all-girl porn, the disc overall is a poor quality product in a misleading package.