Just a few short years ago, creampies (vaginal or anal internal ejaculations) were a specialty fetish genre, difficult to find in quality or quantity. Here in 2004, most of the production companies that film gonzo porn have at least one creampie line. Best of Cum Drippers is Red Light District's compilation of Vince Vouyer's finest scenes culled from the first five volumes. (Drat! That means Teagan's scene from Cum Drippers 6 is not included.)
Porn doesn't mirror real life. For on-screen, a massive facial is really photogenic; an internal pop is far less dynamic. In real life, cumming inside a chick feels great (and semen is a great lube); a chick who enjoys taking a load on the face is very rare (at least in real life). And if the babe lets you pop in her ass, she probably likes you. However, variety is the spice of life, so occasionally I enjoy watching a good creampie. With a "Best of" compilation, I'm expecting some really great scenes.
Although it's a visually cheesy effect, each scene helpfully starts off with a screen graphic of the boxcover of the original movie and the name of the starlet. Brilliant! It looks like RLD decided to release this compilation on VHS and in doing so had to limit the feature length to 140 minutes (137 minutes to be exact). That means that the scenes are edited down. I hope that RLD in the future will keep the scenes at their full length for the DVD since the format has a much longer capacity than videotape.
Anna Belle, the 21-year-old blonde boxcover cutie from Volume 4 leads off in her first 2-on-1. Soon she's sucking two cocks, but not before showing off her nice rack and shaved pussy. Brett pumps her pussy first doggy style as Tony watches off-camera. Tony then gets his shot and there's a bit of pussy-to-mouth action. Tony's the first to cum in her pussy which drips out slightly as she's on her back with her legs up in the air; Brett steps in to pump his load into her. Two large loads drip past the couch and onto the hardwood floor. Her fingers scoop out a little bit of cum which she licks. Licking the large load off the floor is a bit too much for her although she gives it a try; the camera fades out as she giggles.
Nyomi is an Asian babe whose going to do something a bit wild: taking a creampie. She describes how she loves them. As her mouth moves over Joel's dick, she provides some nice eye contact with the camera. Initially she queefs a bit as his thick member pushes into her her shaved slit which we get a better view of once they switch to reverse cowgirl. Joel enjoys her for a good spell in this position before they move to doggy; she queefs quite a bit in this position. She's fairly vocal which contrasts with rather submissive nature which is more noticeable in the missionary positions. Joel keeps his cock very shallow as he pops. She lets a few drips land in her cupped hand which she laps up.
Dark-haired Czech beauty Daniella is seated between Darren and Mark. Sadly, Darren turned up HIV positive in spring 2004, but here we get to see some of his glory archived for posterity. The guys enjoy her nicely shaved pussy as well as her fine ass. She shows off her oral talents with a sloppy blowjob of these two thick dicks. Darren pumps her pussy briefly in doggy before Mark steps him to take his strokes. Being the good Eurobabe she is, she needs to fucked in the ass and Mark happily obliges. His strokes are deep and slow and then we get some ass-to-mouth action for she gets DPed by the boys. Mark anchors her pussy as Darren gets his chance at her sphincter. Darren keeps thrusting as he pops his load in her ass. We see a little bit drip down as Mark gets to pump her pussy in a vigorous cowgirl. He pulls out and she pushes some cum out onto her cupped hand and on the floor. Mark is back at her again, now ramming her slit in doggy style. She lets his entire vaginal creampie drip all over her outstretched hand and she finally licks her fingers. As she squats in front of the camera, she probes her vagina and the camera fades out as we see a big puddle on the floor.
Cute little Joelean and her husband Christian are from Indiana. She's able to deepthroat his rather average-sized cock (which features some scrotum piercings). Luckily for us, the camera stays more on her nice body and long blonde hair. He spanks her ass as he pumps his wife's pussy doggy style; she queefs a little as he pounds away. As I watch, I'm almost worried that his ring piercings will tangle up with her labia piercings, but nothing of that sort happens, including when they switch to a nice reverse cowgirl. He pounds away at her neatly manicured slit before they switch to a bouncy cowgirl session. He quietly unloads a rather small and liquid shot. She plays with the gooey deposit and says goodbye. Perhaps due to the amateurish coupling, this scene is the weakest on the disc.
Blonde Phoenix apparently likes cum in her mouth and brunette Lani allegedly likes creampies, so our director has cleverly decided to let Lani's load drip into Phoenix's mouth. They explain this all to Randy and Scott who seem to approve of the game plan (hey, it sounds good to me). Phoenix pairs off with Randy and Lani with Scott in the blowjob segment. They trade off dick once they climb atop cock and the camera alternates between Lani's tight ass and Phoenix's shaved slit. I think Phoenix is in a bit of disbelief as Randy takes her pussy in doggy style. Lani makes it a twin doggy as Scott nails her; she has some really nice cans which we get to enjoy as Scott pumps her in missionary. Lani eats out Phoenix as the blonde sucks Randy's rod. Scott and Randy get to nail the girls in missionary position before they switch off. Scott launches his load first into Lani; he pulls out and Randy takes over before donating his sperm to her snatch. Phoenix licks out some of the cum and then drips it back into Lani's mouth. The girls thank the camera as the scene ends.
Twenty-year-old Czech sweetie Monica shows off her nice natural rack and her shaved slit. God damn, if you've been hiding under a rock, this chick is smokin' hot! In her darling accent, she says that she wants to suck cock: Mark Ashley is the lucky target. She asks him if he likes her cocksucking. He says yes, and it's easy to see why. The camera cuts away to doggy anal as the hot Eurobabe rubs her clit. The ass-fucking continues as they move to a piledriver position. A short gape precedes some hot vaginal cowgirl footage, highlighting her splendid ass. They move to a spread-eagle missionary; the vigorous thrusting culminates with his internal cumshot. The cum slows drips onto her fingers; she sticks a couple of digits in, then sexily licks it up as she says what a tasty treat it is. The world needs more porn starlets like this hot blonde.
Newcomer Lucy Lee is a hot Korean size queen: she wants to suck and fuck big cock, hopefully more than one. Well, she gets some big cock all right -- Randy Spears and Dick Delaware -- and she shows that yes, she does like sucking them. Randy gets first crack at her crack, pumping away as she starts sucking Dick. Randy then gets blown as Dick pounds at her pussy doggy style; the two guys switch places. Randy unloads first in her pussy; Dick gets sloppy seconds and boy, is it ever sloppy. Most of Randy's load has already dripped out by the time Dick contributes his share. Lucy scoops out the cum with her fingers as the scene ends. I guess it's personal preference whether you like her looks better than Nyomi, but certainly Lucy has better presence on camera.
Twenty-year-old Gen Padova is proud of her 100% Italian ass and her being the first to be born in America (in California). I cherish Gen's simple exuberance as well as her fresh looks and million-dollar smile; this performance is no different. Tony gets to pound her tight shaved slit first as she sucks on Mr. Pete in an all-Italian reunion; soon enough, they trade places. As she gets poked missionary, she nastily drools saliva to add some additional lube. The two internal loads arrive quickly (the first one dripping out almost immediately) and the boys pick her up as she scoops out a few drops with her fingers. She rubs her gorgeous pink clam as we say goodbye to this cutie in a scene that is way too short.
Candice is a barely-legal sista; the eighteen-year-old has been in the business for a couple of months and is ready to take on two cocks. We don't get much of a chance to enjoy her hot little teen body before she's sucking away at the two dicks. It's a very brief oral session before she's humping cock in a photogenic reverse cowgirl, her tits bouncing in rhythm. She really likes grinding her pussy around and around on Dick's dick. Her tits are finally fully freed as Randy removes her top. She gets pounded doggy style as she stuffs cock into her mouth. I think it's Randy who cums first; a little bit drips out before Dick goes for sloppy seconds which makes a big mess. Even more cum drips out of her black pussy all over the couch. She licks her finger after she dips into her tight slit.
Lea is another import from the Czech Republic (what is it about that place?). Canadian studs Brandon and Mark give her some schooling on what the movie's title is as well as that her pussy is also called a "cum dripper". The blonde cutie is better at sucking dick and even better taking cock up her ass. A spectacular reverse anal cowgirl with her legs straight up in the air fills the screen as she sucks away at the second cock. That's not enough and we move quickly to a DP as she enjoys a Canadian cock sandwich as Brandon pokes her pussy and Mark anchors her asshole. She takes the first cumshot in her pussy in doggy position, then rolls over and squeeze the cum into a glass. Two of her fingers do some prospecting, but there's nothing more. The second stud pops his load in her ass which she farts back into the glass. She drinks the nasty cocktail and lets it drool down her mouth and onto her chest.
Slender brunette Taylor Rain is local talent, from the Orange County city of Long Beach. The twenty-year-old starlet gives a drippy, sloppy dual blowjob. One of the fat cocks does a good job filling up her tight pussy as she slurps away at the other dick. Mr. Pete picks her up and lets her pussy impale his pole in a standing reverse cowgirl. She then takes one cock in piledriver and the other in reverse piledriver; the guys take turn doing this multiple times. They then unload in her during missionary without letting a drop out. A fair amount drips out as the guys pick her up, but even more drips as the dark-haired waif puts her vaginal muscles to work. She remarks at how tasty it is before we cut away to the closing credits.
Solid video and audio quality; Vince knows how to capture decent gonzo porn even if he doesn't have the same artistry as John Leslie. The introductory graphics for each scene are really helpful, something that other editors should note when putting together compilation videos.
There's a gratuitous albeit marginally annoying watermark in the lower right hand corner during the entire movie. Blah. Hey, Vince, cut that out, willya? You're good enough so you don't need that crap.
Boner Footage - Scene 1 (Nautica Binx from Choc Full A Nut). Lovely Nautica is a hot cocoa sista who squares off against Randy Spears, Brett Rockman, and Toni Ribas. She's not terribly verbal, but looks great sucking all three cocks. After getting plowed in her slit and ass, she takes all three pops in her pussy one after another. She sits up from her missionary position, but not a lot drips out so she does a little prospecting with her fingers.
Boner Footage - Scene 2 (Jamie Brooks from Cum Drippers 5). We watch cutie Jamie walk on her hands and knees down the hall and to a bedroom in a pink gingham check outfit which is peeled back to reveal a deliciously fresh shaved pink pussy. Some finger play is introduced before we finally find the 21-year-old Brit flanked by Erik Everhard and Scott Lyons. She gives Scott a slow blowjob, but Erik might be the luckier one as he buries his face in her firm ass and gets to lick her labia. If we are to believe Erik, this English tart's shaved slit must be pretty tight as she gets banged in a lovely reverse cowgirl. The guys don't do her ass, but they do trade pounding her quim a number of times before Erik, then Scott launch their loads in her snatch. Erik assists her scoop out the delectable manjuice which she licks us.
Boner Footage - Scene 3 (Gen, Joelean, Anna Belle). Not really another scene, just the three girls introducing themselves and their
pussies, oops, I mean "cum drippers".
The standard Photo Gallery and Web Access page round out the extras.
This is a nice introduction to one popular creampie line. Monica, Gen and Taylor all turn in excellent performances as usual, with Daniella and Lea's scenes following up; the rest of the cast is pretty good too. The sex is solid; the only problem is, well, there isn't enough of it. I'm subtracting one full star from the overall rating (from 4.5 to 3.5) simply because the shortened scenes break up the flow of the sex.
Still, there's a lot of bang for your buck with eleven scenes in the feature and another two in the DVD Extras. Rather than think of this as an assemblage of the best creampie scenes, it's better to think of this as a creampie cumshot compilation with some sex thrown in as "foreplay".
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