Sometimes I think I was born at the wrong time.
I didnít turn 18 until until 1992, and by then,
porn had pretty much turned all condom. So, for
the past few years, Iíve been delving back into
the porno vaults, trying to get a glimpse at what
I missed. Finding good pre-condom movies turned
out to be pretty easy. Finding good pre-condom
DVDs, however, has been an exercise in
So when I finally got my hands on the Best of
COLT parts 1 & 2, I whispered a short prayer to
the Lord above and pleaded for some hot pre-
condom action. Miraculously, the big guy came
through! Not only did He deliver well-lit
bareback sex and oral cumshots, but He also
filled the scenes with the kind of big beefy guys
that make my loins quiver! The video quality is
a little lacking, but I guess there are limits
even to His power.
The Best of COLT is a compilation of sex scenes,
which look like they were originally shot on 16mm
film back in the late 70ís or early 80ís. There
are no original sounds (grunts and groans) in any
of the scenes, just your basic cheesy porn
music. About ĺ of the scenes have anal sex, but
it is almost never the focus of the scene. There
arenít any of the gynecological in/out
penetration close-ups that you see so much in
modern porn. For some reason, this made the fuck-
sessions seem even more erotic to me. There are
11 scenes total, with each one running about 10
Killer and Butch
Two big muscular guys (a blond and a brunette)
take a break from working on their Harley and
throw back some beers. They spend some time
running their hands all over each otherís bodies
before the sucking begins. Eventually, the blond
gets fucked, though I didnít see any actual
penetration, so who knows? Still, a very hot
This beginning of this scene cracked me upÖ one
of the guys is jumping rope, but his shorts are
way too short, and his wiener is flapping up and
down all over the place. The guy working out
next to him notices this, and sneaks on over to
get a hand on the situation. The fuck for a
while, (still, no real close-ups) then one of the
guys jerks them both off to climax.
Coming to the End
Rocco is busy lathering himself up in the shower
while Nick lounges right outside reading a
magazine. Both are built, mustached, and have
large cocks. They suck each other for quite a
while, but just when I thought this was going to
be an all-oral scene, one of the guys throws his
legs up in the air and gets porked. The scene
ends with Nickís big uncut cock splooging all
over Roccoís wide-open mouth. Nice!
Playing with Danger
An ultra-butch cop stops by Jackís house to use
his phone, but Jack distracts the copper by
fondling his nightstick. The two quickly get
naked and start getting nasty. The cop sure is
packing some heat! Damn! Jack gets a little over-
excited and blows his load early on, but itís
okay, since the cop catches it on his tongue!
The hot copper then jacks off and blows his load
all over his own face. This is the first of the
The Big Box
Julio (the only black guy on this DVD) stops by a
plush mansion to deliver a big box. No one
answers the door, so he sneaks into the backyard
where he finds the owner naked by the pool,
jacking off. Julio has a nice furry ass, and
Lars seems to really enjoy lapping it up. After
a little cock sucking, Lars ends up getting his
ass slammed with that big black.
After the fifth scene, you get sent back to the
main menu, where you need to manually start up
Volume 2. It would have been nice if the first
scene from Volume 2 started automatically after
the last scene of Volume 1. Oh well.
The Long Rangers
Two rangers head out into the wild to find a nice
spot to get cozy. God, I love a man in uniform!
Most of the action here is oral, but we do get a
little bit of anal entry near the end. Each guy
cums twice, with one of those cumshots landing
directly on a rangerís mouth. Hot!
Ok, the setup for this scene is pretty corny.
Two guys break into someoneís house and decide to
all-oral party on their couch. Iíll cut them
some slack, though, since they both have HUGE
cocks. This is what I love about this flick: no
one closes their mouths when they are getting cum
on. One of these prowlers has his mouth open as
wide as he can, trying to catch every drop of
cum. You just donít see that sort of cumhungry
Two guys make out in a hammock out in the sun.
Even though the credits say otherwise, one of
them is 80ís superstar J.W. King! After the
requisite sucking and rimming, J.W. fucks his
buddy then the two jack off.
One More Time
Mark and Rocco are outside sunbathing when Mark
reaches over and starts massing Roccoís arm.
This is another of the big-cock-all-oral-fest
scenes. Roccoís uncut monster is truly
magnificent! Mark only manages to taste a few
drops of Roccoís cumshots, but does his best to
clean up that cum-covered cock with his
A rich foreigner picks up a hunky military
hitchhiker and takes him back to his mansion.
The hitchhiker is very thankful for the
hospitality, and repays him the only way he canÖ
with a nice stiff dick up his ass!
Hard at work
In the final scene, a white collar guy takes a
break from working at home to invite his gardener
in for a drink. The gardener can take a hint,
and whips out his bossís cock. Whoa! That has
got to be the longest dick I have ever seen on a
white man! Talk about your two fisters! Too bad
this is another all-oral sceneÖ I would have
loved to see the gardener try to take that python
up his ass!
So there you have it. Eleven hot scenes of real
men having real sex. Make no mistakes; there are
no twinkie boys here. These are all older, manly-
men, with great big man-sized cocks. Some of the
hairdos, mustaches, and outfits are decidedly
retro, but I am more than willing to put up with
that as long as I can see big muscly guys fucking
bareback. And The Best of COLT Parts 1 & 2
delivers that in spades. I canít wait to see
parts 3 through 6!
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