The Little Details
Running Time: 167 min.
Production Date: 5 / 8 / 2005, 2 / 25 / 2006, 10 / 4 / 2006, 2 / 10 / 2007, 11 / 28 / 2007, 11 / 24 / 2008
Director: David Lord, Mike Hawk, and Mike Metropolis
Cast: Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, Nikita Denise, Nina Hartley, Tiffany Mynx, Vicky Vette, Ben English, Derrick Pierce, Ethan Hunt, Marco Banderas, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood, and Rico Strong
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: This has been a great series, and even as a compilation release I can't help but have a bit of hope for it.
Initial Reaction: Although the compilation aspect could have used a little more polish, this is a great collection of scenes from a hot series.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of passionate sex and cheating themes
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of nastier sex
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a few minor background noises and balance problems. The video is presented in non-anamorphic widescreen and the full frame format, even though some of the scenes were originally presented in anamorphic widescreen. There's very little grain to the scenes and the lighting is nicely handled.
Menus: The main menu nicely works through a series of stills before settling in on a still with a little minor background animation mixed in. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a still of each cheating housewife and her name. There's also a positions menu to let you go directly to specific sex acts such as blow jobs, double penetration, or cumshots.
The FeatureThis release brings together one scene from each of the six Cheating Housewives releases. Each scene is presented in non-anamorphic widescreen or the full frame format, and there's never anything to let you know which movie the scene comes from or who the performers are in the scene unless it was in the original release.
|Scene 1 - Vicky Vette and Mark Ashley|
The opening scene comes from the original Cheating Housewives. When bottle blonde Vicky finds out her hubby was cheating on her with his buddy Mark’s wife, she heads off to change into some smoking hot black lingerie and climbs onto Mark’s lap. She bashes her big fat titties around his face and has him suck them before sliding down to break out his cock. Vicky works Mark into her throat while her hubby complains about how she never deep throated him or sucked his balls like she’s doing to Mark. She even titty fucks him and sucks his nipples a little before lying back so Mark can eat her in return before fucking her. Vicky sucks Mark’s cock clean before bending over so Mark can give her ass a good tonguing from behind before he fucks her pussy from behind and while she lies on her side. Vicky climbs up for a cowgirl ride, and after taking her time with Mark’s cock in her pussy has him move it back into her ass. He keeps his cock in her ass while he picks her up and moves her across the room to a barstool, and they keep going with a bit of reverse cowgirl anal and doggie anal across the room. Finally, Vicky finishes things up taking a very nice facial from Mark.
This is a fantastic scene! It’s well over a half hour long, yet it never drags or gets bogged down. Vicky and Mark have great chemistry and energy, and keep the scene moving nicely. The banter with her husband is just as good, and kicks the scene up a notch very nicely. If all that isn’t enough, Mike Metropolis does a great job capturing it all with his camera and does a very good job of keeping a nice balance between the angles. Vicky and Mark definitely turn out a hot scene that starts the movie off right.
|Scene 2 - Tiffany Mynx, Rico Strong, and Marco Banderas|
The next scene comes from Cheating Housewives 2. Tiffany starts things out lying on her back with her big ‘ole titties bouncing around as Marco fucks her. She lets him suck on her titties and pulls his thigh so he fucks her deeper. Everything goes well until she calls him Rico, and Marco just doesn’t buy her explanation that he’s a black guy that she fantasizes about taking her on with Marco. After Marco leaves, Tiffany journeys into her fantasy, where she takes on both guys in the living room. She and Marco kiss while Rico gropes her ass before she drops to her knees and takes Marco to her throat. She doesn’t make Rico wait long, and works her oral skills back and forth between them while also giving them some nice eyes and plenty of stroking. Tiffany even takes them both into her mouth at the same time a bit before pulling down her baby blue panties and bending over so Rico can fuck her form behind while Marco admires her tits and has her suck his cock. She turns around so Marco can have a turn fucking her and so she can have another taste of Rico’s meat. Marco has Tiffany lie back so he can watch Rico fuck each of her holes while getting his cock sucked before sliding underneath so he and Rico can completely fill her up with a cowgirl style double penetration. Rico pulls out and lets Tiffany have a reverse cowgirl anal ride on Marco’s cock for a bit before sliding himself into her snatch. The guys even pick her up and give her a midair DP before letting Tiffany back down to get a double face full of nutty goodness.
This is a darn impressive scene. Yes, Tiffany has been known for years as being a vocal fuck who doesn’t seem to hold much back, and nothing’s changed here. The only thing that seems to change is how impressed I am with her. She’s come and gone from the world of porn many times, and I think there’s a part of me that lowers my expectations every time she does. Thankfully, Tiffany never seems to lower herself to my fears of what her performance might be like, and here she might even kick things up a notch. She takes on Rico’s huge cock like it was nothing, and puts out a nicely vocal performance without going overboard. Perhaps the thing I liked most about this scene was the view of swinging in Tiffany’s fantasy. Marco seems to really get into the idea of sharing her with another guy, and that definitely kicked the scene up a notch. There’s great chemistry throughout the entire scene, and Tiffany never really shows a preference between the two guys. This is a very nice scene with plenty of heat to go around.
|Scene 3 – Lisa Ann and Ben English|
Next up is a scene from Cheating Housewives 3. Lisa Ann, looking smoking hot and showing that age only makes some women better, starts things out chomping on an apple and chatting with a friend on the phone about a guy she met at the car wash. Her call is interrupted by Ben calling her to make sure the coast is clear, and when he arrives a few moments later he finds her back by the pool. They kiss outside, where somebody appears to be checking up on Lisa, before heading inside where Ben quickly starts working his way around her big fat titties. He slides a hand down to reach in and rub her clit briefly before sliding down her low riders and panties so he can lick and rub her pussy. They kiss a bit more when Ben comes back up before Lisa drops down to suck his cock while giving him some great eyes and making plenty of little noises. He lies down on the staircase as Lisa works him over orally, and after a bit has her turn around and ride him reverse cowgirl style. Lisa decides to turn to the side and ride Ben sidesaddle before he stands up and fucks her from behind on the staircase. She has Ben lie back on the staircase so she can suck her pussy off his cock and ride him cowgirl style before Ben picks her up, fucks her in midair, and then keeps on fucking her missionary style as he lies her back on the stairs. Finally, Lisa sucks Ben to a nice facial.
This is a smoking hot scene! Lisa Ann is a babe who I’ll admit that I didn’t pay a lot of attention to in the past, mostly because she was under contract with Vivid when they’re DVDs seemed to be giving everybody who bought them the finger. Watching this scene I’m sorry I didn’t check her out back then, because even if she was half as good there as she is here I’m sure she’d be more than worth watching. She has a fantastic body and a beautiful face, and her sexual performance only makes it better. She and Ben have great chemistry together and I love her trash talking through the scene. Everything about this scene worked extremely well for me.
|Scene 4 – Nina Hartley, Ethan Hunt, and Rico Strong|
Cheating Housewives 4 checks in next as Nina, who's looking hot as heck in a little black outfit, stops Ethan and Rico on the street letting them know that she needs their help to get back at her asshole hubby. She has them come over to her house five minutes before her hubby gets home, and as they drive over they chat about what they want to do to her. Nina and the guys kiss a bit as they explore each other in her kitchen, and Nina nicely encourages them to spank her great ass as she bends over for them before dropping down to work her mouth around their cocks and balls. Nina even mixes in a bit of throat action warming up the guys before letting Rico have the first fuck driving his extra long cock into her tight twat. She sucks him clean before riding it cowgirl style while Ethan watches with a smile and strokes himself while waiting for her to move over and ride him cowgirl style. Ethan also licks her pussy and fucks her from behind before the guys double Nina up on dark dick cowgirl style with Ethan in her pussy and Rico in her ass. Rico also spoons Nina's ass while Ethan fucks her pussy before the guys give her a nice double facial with Ethan going for the mouth and Rico going for her glasses.
This is a great scene. Nina does an amazing job taking on Rico, and there's nothing wrong with Ethan's size either. There's great chemistry between her and the guys, and they keep it moving along very nicely. This is a darn hot scene that works the revenge angle very nicely.
|Scene 5 – Nikita Denise and Mark Wood|
Nikita Denise hooks up with Mark Wood as the compilation makes its way to Cheating Housewives 5. Mark helps Nikita out with a plumbing problem as she complains about her hubby wearing a sexy black outfit while Mark tries to defend him. Nikita puts the moves on him as soon as he finishes, and they kiss passionately before he drops down to tongue her holes from behind as she leans over the stove. Nikita drops down to suck Mark's cock in return while giving him plenty of great eyes before sitting back on the counter and having him fuck her. Mark also lets her have it from behind and sits back on the couch for her to ride him in each of the cowgirls. Finally Nikita sucks and strokes him to a nice pop on her face.
This is a hot scene. Nikita has aged extremely well and kicks the scene up nicely with how she works her eyes and vocals. She and Mark have great chemistry and put out some very nice energy to keep the scene moving, with the action also being captured very well. There is one moment where you can hear them being given directions, but the scene is hot enough that it's fairly easy to move on and forget it. This is another hot scene.
|Scene 6 – Julia Ann and Derrick Pierce|
Things come to a close with a scene from Cheating Housewives 6. Smoking hot dirty blonde Julia Ann is sick of her fat, hairy hubby and wishes that she could just trade him in on a better model. She decides to do just that and rolls him out of bed to have him replaced with bald and buff Derrick who she immediately starts kissing passionately. They move their kisses a little further south to each other's chests before Julia moves down further to suck and stroke Derrick's cock. He eats her pussy in return before fucking it missionary style, and lets Julia suck him a little more before she gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. Julia Ann also rides Derrick in the traditional cowgirl before letting him spoon her as they kiss passionately a little more. Finally Julia lays back and lets Derrick pop a decent load on her tits.
This is an above average scene that felt like it should have been much better. Julia Ann and Derrick have great chemistry together, and both put out great energy along with Julia putting out some very nice vocals. The problem here was the camera work. It's obviously shot by hand and there's some extremely noticeable motion along with a little noise to go with it. The lighting is also on the dark side of realistic, which left the scene feeling like it needed just a little boost even when things were going well with it. The way Derrick and Julia Ann go at it this scene had a heck of a lot of potential, but David Lord just could not capture all of it here.
Best of Cheating Housewives is a compilation release that leaves me a little torn. On the negative side this one seems fairly low effort, cutting one scene from each release and dumping it on this release in order without ever letting the viewer know where each scene comes from. The performers are nicely listed by scene in the closing credits (although Ethan Hunt is miscredited as Jerry in the fourth scene), which I always like to see, but I also like to know where each scene comes from originally in case I like the style of that scene and want to catch more than I think might be like it. I was also a little disappointed that even if the scenes were originally presented in anamorphic widescreen (namely the last two scenes), they're presented here in non-anamorphic widescreen or in the full frame format. I can understand the cost aspect of this, but at the same time this should be a release that completely sells each of the Cheating Housewives releases. On the other hand, the action here if very well done. Julia Ann's scene is the weakest here due to the camera work leaving a bit too much to be desired for my tastes, but there isn't a single girl who doesn't do a great job. I really love Lisa Ann's scene and Vicky Vette's is one of my favorites from the series. Not only is there a fun spirit to the movie that works well even with the revenge aspect of some of the scenes, but there's always great chemistry to go with the action. Although Best of Cheating Housewives could have used a little more polish in places, there's no denying the hot sex in the movie and I can't help but recommend those who haven't checked out this series to check out this compilation from it.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery lasts about eight and a quarter minutes with about five seconds per very nice looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Cheating Housewives, Cum Catchers, Mother Lode, Naughty Nanny, Registered Nurse, Secretary's Day 2, Teen Idol, and Whale Tail. There's also website info.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, anal, ass to mouth, rimming (male > female), titty fucking, DP, interracial, and group
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Condom Usage: Between Mark Wood and Nikita Denise
The Bottom Line:Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. If you're curious about this series, this one's going to be money well spent. Although there isn't any extra effort put into the overall compilation, there isn't a bad scene here. The technical aspects are all well above average, but there isn't any real effort put into the extras to help out the overall compilation. This may be a basic compilation, but it is one that's filled with plenty of great sex.
Note to Smash Pictures: Although a little extra polish in places would be nice, it's nice to see you choosing the scenes for compilations such as this so well.
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