Best of Boob Bangers
Baby Got Rack.
I like big tits and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And two round things in your face
You get sprung, wanna give her your stuff
'Cause you notice her shirt is stuffed...
The beautifully well-endowed Rucca Page recommended that I check out this DVD. The titbang in Darko's G for Gianna is my favorite titfuck scene ever. So, there is a lot of reasons to have high hopes.
At the same time, I have checked out a couple of the titles in this series, and neither were that great, so I have mixed expectations.
I got the DVD for Rucca and Gianna, but Tiffany, Tory, and Natasha rocked my world.
Tory Lane (F)
• Tiffany Mynx (F)
• Gianna (F)
• Kianna Dior (F)
• Natasha Nice (F)
• Rucca Page (F) •
• Lots of hard cocks (M) •
Tiffany Mynx and Alex Knight's hard cock
Tease, titfuck, BJ, standing doggie, missionary, RCG, CG, cum on tits (2 guys).
Tiffany offers a great titfuck; she has a beautiful slit which looks fantastic swallowing Alex's hard cock; and her tits bounce hypnotically during the missionary.
At first the cum shot is a disappointment. I was hoping that Tiffany would titfuck Alex to completion, or at least suck him off. But the camera just cuts, and we see Alex jerk off on Tiffany's boobs.
It gets better when Tiffany turns to the camera and coos, "Don't you want to cum on my tits too?" The camera cuts again, and we are treated to a POV cum shot, as Jonni drops a load on Tiff's gorgeous rack.
Gianna and a hard black cock.
Tease, dildo, titplay, BJ, titfuck, missionary, doggie, RCG, oral cum shot (dribbles on tits).
Gianna offers a great tease, and the the guy's big cock that is already rock hard the moment Gianna pulls it out of his sweat pants.
There are two reasons why Gianna is as big a star as she is. First, she's got the bounciest tits in porn; second, she offers great performances with fantastic dirty talk. Her tits bounce incredibly during the missionary, but the dirty talk is almost totally lacking. This is not her best scene.
Kianna Dior and two hard cocks.
Tease, titplay, BJ, titfuck, cunnilingus, suck and fuck (missionary, doggie, CG, RCG), cum on tits (four cum shots).
I was turned off by Kianna's fake boobs; they were so hard that they couldn't really wrap around a cock.
I like BBG when the girl reveals herself to be a cock-hungry slut who can satisfy more than one man, and needs more than one man to be completely satisfied herself. Kianna is pretty passive in this scene, like the two guys are just using her. Her dirty talk is uninspired, at one point, she says, "Oh yeah, fuck my tits."
The scene ends with a quadruple cum shot, and one of the streams of cum drips down her stomach to her pussy. Even though all the guys just jerked off on her tits, this mini-bukake was the highlight of the scene.
Tory Lane and a hard cock.
Tease, BJ, titfuck, titslapping, missionary, chocking, variation on pile driver, RCG, CG, doggie, pussy gaping, cum on tits, (six guys).
Tory turns in an incredible gonzo performance in this scene.
She has the "smallest" tits of any of the women in this movie, but they look great, and she has a sexy long tongue, and beautiful pussy lips.
There are a number of highlights. She offers a great blowjob, which is interspersed with some titfucking, and some incredibly sexy kissing. The RCG shows off her body and her nicely trimmed bush. She does an incredible job during the CG; she not only offers some hard fucking, but at points she slows it down, and we can enjoy her big sexy pussy lips as they stretch around a hard cock.
The scene ends with her co-star and five mooks jerking off on her tits.
Natasha Nice and a hard cock.
Tease, titfuck, BJ, cunnilingus, missionary, side saddle, doggie, RCG, oral cum shot.
Natasha is a sweet young thing with a pretty face, huge boobs, and a shaved twat topped off by a lovely large clit.
The tease offers us some great close-ups of her hard clit, and I was impressed by her demeanor. She seems like a raven haired Bree Olson. She can play the innocent, but she is also a real slut, and her tits are even bigger than Bree's. I would definitely fuck Natasha if the opportunity arose. She's hot!
The RCG shows off her huge rack and gorgeous clam. If Jonni had set up a camera in my house, porn fans would have been treated to a cum shot so massive that Peter North would have quit in shame.*
Rucca Page and a hard cock.
Tease, BJ, titfuck, missionary, doggie, RCG, cum on tits.
The tease ends and the sex begins with Rucca getting very sloppy with some ice cream. This didn't seem sexy to me, it just seemed sticky and cold, but I imagine that some fans will really enjoy it.
Rucca has really nice tits, and she offers some variety on the titfuck by doing a little back-and-forth in addition to the normal up-and-down. Much of the fucking lacks intensity (by Evil Angel's standards) but when it gets more intense, she has a beautiful tit-bounce. The RCG is the best part of the scene.
There was some very hot sex in this movie, and I would like to commend Tiffany, Tory, and especially Natasha for their excellent performances.
A simple scan of the sex acts shows that this film is pretty formulaic.
Even when Tory is screaming, "You can do anything you fucking want to me!" during doggie, we don't get any anal.
When Tiffany turns to the camera at the end of her scene, and says, "Don't you want to cum on my tits, too?" just before we are treated to an extra cum shot, this seemed fresh and original. When the same gimmick is used in two more scenes, with an every rising number of mooks jerking off on the starlet's boobs, it loses its flair.
Jonni has made some very fresh and original porn, as in his Trophy Whores series, as well as in G for Gianna and E for Eva.
I will continue to check out the Boob Bangers series, and I will hope that it starts to offer a bit more variety.
A word on ratings
It was difficult for me to assign a rating to this collection. Three of the scenes were excellent and deserving of 5-stars.
It is also hard to argue that this DVD is worse than Nice Rack 16 (which I gave 4-stars). But in the end I chose 3 1/2 stars for a few reasons:
It promises to be the Best. When someone makes that claim, they invite a higher standard.
In other words: With four previous titles to pull from, it shouldn't be hard to find six really hot scenes.
I love big tits, and Jonni Darko is one of my favorite directors. I need to offer a rating based on my sense of what the average porn fan is looking for. I probably liked this movie more than most would.
I expect more from Evil Angel than I do from Anabolic. This title didn't meet expectations.
If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me.
* I'm not joking, it was about 1/8 cup! I was walking around in a post-orgasmic glow for the rest of the day.