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Best Men, The (ARI)

Best Men, The (ARI)

Studio: ARI
Category:  Gay
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Joe Shaver's ratings for Best Men, The (ARI):
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Best Men, The (ARI) overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Best Men, The (ARI) Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Best Men, The (ARI) Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Best Men, The (ARI) Sex rating 2.5 stars
Plot/Acting Best Men, The (ARI) Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Best Men, The (ARI) DVD Extras rating 0 stars
Audio/Video Quality Best Men, The (ARI) A/V Quality rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  9/15/2007
‘Twas the night after the wedding and all through the house
All the best men are stirring, including the spouse.

IN the living room, long-haired hirsute Peter King is sucking on cute blond Chaz Holderman’s candy cane. Chaz takes a few licks on Peter’s peter before sticking his poker up the chimney.

IN the kitchen, the groom cute and sexy Tex Anthony—wearing nothing but a black bowtie—is being serviced by a cute little cub: Brett Simms. After basting Tex’s meat thermometer, Brett lies back onto the kitchen table in order for Tex to insert it.

IN another room, sweet Kevin Wiles is trying to erect Champ’s dick. Champ returns the favor and then stuffs Kevin.

IN the bathroom shaggy blond Bobby Davis (see cover) and Justin Rhodes (aka Geoffrey Spears) are showering together to conserve water. After each has bathe the other’s dick in saliva the realize that water is unnecessary, towel off, and move onto dry land where Bobby returns to the business at hand—namely, his own and Justin’s dick. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS FILM SOMEONE ACTUALLY SUCKS ON A STIFF DICK! (Previously everyone was slurping on cocks that resembled limp spaghetti.) Justin ejaculates onto Bobby’s face and Bobby licks the spent cock. Bobby then brings his own penis to fruition.

Tex finds Kevin sleeping one the floor and wakes him.
“I’ve brought you breakfast,” he tells him, referring to his cock.
Kevin doesn’t hesitate to swallow down Tex’s plum-shaped glans. They move to a bed where they engage in a sweet sixty-nine. Each then face-fucks the other. For the finale, Te climbs onto Kevin’s back and fucks him. This converts to the missionary position and Kevin cums on his belly. Tex’s spunk soon joins it there.

After a cumshot montage Tex awakens to find himself in bed with his new wife. But if you are afraid a gay or bisexual man has succumbed to social pressure and married a woman, fear not. The bride has tits, but she also has a penis. The bride is preparing to fuck her bridegroom as the film ends.

The film should have been a classic pre-condom video. It has a clever concept, nice-looking young guys, and condomless sex. Everything, that is, except for stiff dicks.
Most viewers therefore will probably be as flaccid as the participants.

The DVD transfer like all of those from ARI that I’ve seen is indifferent.

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