Maid To Be Laid
Directed by – Various
Running time (approx): 157mins
With the wealth of material in Private studio’s impressive back catalogue to continually pull from, the subjects for their continuing series of compilations seems to never end, from lesbians, lingerie, tropical beaches, nurses, or in the case with this DVD, sexy house maids… There are a total of ten scenes on this DVD, but rather than detailing all, I’ll just pick out three of my favourites, which hopefully gives you a good idea of what to expect.
Scene Pick #1
Taken from Reality 23: Cum
This is the first scene on the DVD. We are introduced to two maids, outside on a lawn, clearly not wearing anything under their minimal uniforms – and they look ravishing. They are two luscious, brunettes (Lisa Marie and Serena South), who are soon joined by the muscular man-mountain Lee Stone. Before long (and after a brief narration) he is naked and the two girls are sucking his cock. Then the one rides him cowgirl, and this all looks great as they remove their uniforms to reveal firm, natural bodies (one of the reasons I love Private). The girls both take it in turns in 69 position to receive cock, be it doggy or missionary, and despite a few tasteful tattoos, the girls are very sexy, and with Lee’s obvious credentials, this is a very hot start to the DVD. Lovers of nearly total naked fucking should rejoice, as can lovers of women’s feet. This one pressed all the right buttons.
Scene Pick #2
Taken from Reality 2: Pure Pleasure
A female narrator once again sexily introduces the scene as the superb Michelle Wild discovers some sexy shoes in a room she is cleaning, and goes about masturbating on a luxury, Edwardian-style bed. Then a dildo comes into play and she fucks herself with it (with beautiful, close-up penetration shots). Michelle looks super hot in black stockings and white maids outfit, and the setting is also very eye-catching. Then she is interrupted by a noise, and goes and hides in the closet, just as two really sexy blondes (Loureen Kiss & Melinda) enter, and start making out on the bed. They are both seriously attractive, and kiss / caress before giving each other some good tongue action on their exposed pussies. Before long though, Michelle is discovered, but instead of a thorough telling off, she is (predictably) asked to join in, and then the heat goes up to eleven as the three stunning women all pleasure each other. In the grand-tradition of Private, this is more arty and play-acted than some of the lesbian stuff I have seen, and not really that explicit compared to say, Belladonna’s Evil Pink – but when the girls look this good, any short comings quickly pale into insignificance.
Scene Pick #3
Taken from Sweet Lady
The third scene I have selected has a bit more of a rawer feel to the others and stands out for exactly that reason. Datse is a Swedish-looking blonde, and as a housemaid in a kitchen she looks lovely, even if the outfit isn’t as sexy as some of the others worn in this DVD. The action makes up for it though, as she is soon joined by a bearded man, who at first enjoys some good sucking on his meaty cock, then fucks Datse from behind quickly followed by spooning her on the floor. Datse has a luscious pussy and the angles here are very eye catching and with good full body shots. What most impresses here is the anal, that is a little underused in other scenes, but here the guy really hammers it home, with some great penetration shots including reverse cowgirl (a personal anal favourite) and pile driver, that looks quite mouth watering (and possibly eye-watering for Datse). The conclusion is that old bore, the jerk to pop, and this guy fails to pop much at all – but for me, a guy who loves to watch good, energetic anal, I was more than satisfied.
There are trailers for other Private DVDs, all worth a look I might add, and a good photo gallery as well as detailed production notes for all the scenes (a great help). The menus are eye-catching and sexy, and the cover artwork is really nice (Michelle Wild in a Maids uniform is a sure fire winner!!).
The film is in clear 2 channel stereo, and in a variety of languages, as is the norm for Private. The picture is fine overall, with a little degrading in places, depending on the age of the movie the scene is taken from. IMPORTANT NOTE: I personally had some playback problems when I tried to play this DVD on some DVD players, as it seemed to not play the middle of the film at all (missing or skipping about five scenes). This is obviously a problem that not all players will have, but I’ll warn you either way. Plays best it seems on major brand name players, and not those too-good-to-be-true bargain basement ones that are everywhere these days.
I have purposely left out a couple of my favourite scenes, and would hate to spoil them for anyone wanting a DVD with this kind of theme. It was fairly good wacking material, and the girls, with the exception of perhaps one, really turned me on. The sex was fairly erotic in places, and the anal, the pop shots and the production values were mostly above average. Fans of Gonzo’s more circus-act themes may find these scenes a little short or lacking variety, but if you want sexy women and great locations, then I am sure you will enjoy this.
Verdict: 3 /5