Portrait of a Reviewer Who Loves Sexy, Young, Hungarian Women Who Aren’t Afraid of a Little Anal Activity, But Is Sick And Tired of Chicks Who Never Cum and Who Think A Headjob Counts as a Professional Sexual Performance….Oh. Well, picture painted, I guess.
I know, I know—who watches a Private film for the blowjobs, anyway? My problem is, unless there’s a chick on the boxcover trussed up like a Christmas turkey with a ball-gag in her mouth, porn is pretty much porn to me, and I approach it all with much the same hopes and expectations; to wit, pretty women and great sex. Private’s got half the equation down pat; the other half needs work.
“Redheads on Fire” is a 9-scene compilation film in which the chicks have more than red hair in common; they’re all quintessentially Private girls. It can’t be all their fault. Six directors are represented here and not one of them is able to coax a decent blowjob out of any of the eleven girls. I think that makes my complaint something more than a pet peeve, but if blowjobs aren’t your thing and anal sex is, “Redheads” is definitely worth checking out.
Hell, even I enjoyed parts of this picture. Antonio Adamo’s entry, from “Devil in the Flesh,” and starring Julia Taylor, Maria (a.k.a. Swallow), and Frank Major is a good-looking bit of porn that ends with a cum-swap even Adamo can’t destroy with his insistence that the girls look deeply into the camera during the act. Zsofi (Suzanna Wienold?) looks great in a scene from Pierre Woodman’s “Domestic Affairs” (I enjoyed the progressive way her clothes come off throughout the scene). This scene ends badly, however, with a cumshot on a tossed salad. Nineteen year old Dina Jewell is such a babe that I have to wonder if “Sex Voyage,” the film from which her scene here was taken, might not be worth watching, seeing as how in that film she’s evidently in no less than four scenes. And the two FFM threesomes aren’t bad (Adamo’s is one, the other is from “Sins,” directed by Nic Cramer), although they illustrate another attribute of the Private Girl: she isn’t into girls at all.
The other scenes include three MMF threesomes, one three-guy-one-girl job (Jennifer Red gets the duty here, though she’s only required to perform double-penetration once, which surprised me), and a simple boy/girl scene in which Miralda (Jenny McArther), in riding gear, is first undressed by her partner, then dressed again in sexy lingerie. Two of the threesomes include double-penetration (not a particular favorite of mine), of which the best is a scene with Erica Fire from “Superfuckers 12.”
In the end, though, “Redheads on Fire,” for all its beautiful women, leaves me wondering why Private girls don’t worship a chick like Amber Michaels, who takes it in ass and rewards her partner with a deep and energetic blowjob. I guess I just don’t get it. But if you do, this disc is definitely worth adding to your collection.