- Lynn Stone, Julia, Carol, Camilla, Dora Venter, Agnes,
Sandra, J.P. Armand, David Perry, Robert Rosenberg,
George, Christoph Clark, Ian Scott, Pascal St. James, Jpx,
- Compilation, Anal, Eurobabes.
- Varies--for the most part both video and audio are
good. There are some older scenes here, however,
that don't live up to Private's new standard.
- Cast Videographies, Still Photos, Scene breakdown,
- Varies--forgettable porn music throughout.
- DVD Format
- 1 Single Sided Single Layer Disc
- Female Orgasms
- THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT
- Those who like beautiful Euro-girls, in fairly low key
hard core sex scenes. Those who enjoy Private's
"The Best" series of compilations.
- THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR
- Those looking for anal cream pies. Fans of harder,
enthusiastic sex. Anyone looking for surgically
- IF YOU LIKED THIS TITLE, YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
- Other Private compilation series. Movies by
Mike Lyons' Porn Tastes
Although my reviews are very subjective and my tastes will become apparent to those that read them, this list is intended as a quick reference to Mike Lyons so the reader may quickly asses where he/she differs from my personal porn preferences. I hesitate to classify myself as a raincoater, as that term sometimes implies porn preferences that I do not possess. However, I will admit to being a "pervert with raincoater tendencies", especially when it comes to my love of what I call "dominant sex with a conscience." The following is a non-definitive list of some of my most prevalent likes, dislikes, and Indifferences:
- Small bodied,
young looking (but not necessarily barely legal) girls
- Good Performers
- Attractive women. No matter how good a performer, if I don't find her attractive, my interest is lost
- Sexy outfits, and I love it when they, or parts of them, remain ON while the performers are having sex.
- Female orgasms
- Good Lighting and Videography
- Dirty Talk--Most notably when interactive between man and woman (i.e. when both are into it)
- I really like sex that has themes of domination, where both participants are into it. This includes:
- Deep Throat
- Light Gagging
- Hair Pulling
- HOWEVER--See Below!
- I dislike sex with physical overtones of rape--including acts like:
- Face and Breast Slapping
- Unerotic Sexual Endurance Tests (i.e. Max Hardcore, Gag Factor)
- Sex scenes with more than two participants (There's always room for exceptions, however)
- DPs, DAPs, or DPPs
- Any Kind of Breast "Enhancement"
- Excessive Tattoos and Piercings
- Music that Masks Performers' Voices
- Anal Gaping (I don't get it...)
- Plot (It can get in the way, but it can also be amazing)
- Swallowing. (I like it but I don't need fiber-optic mouth close-ups and signed affidavits for proof that the act occurred.)
Mike Lyons' Porn Tastes subject to revision without notice!!