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Best By Private 185: Top 20 I Fuck Myself Better

Studio: Private
Category:  Compilation , Masturbation
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T0MBOne's ratings for Best By Private 185: Top 20 I Fuck Myself Better:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Best By Private 185: Top 20 I Fuck Myself Better overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Best By Private 185: Top 20 I Fuck Myself Better Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Best By Private 185: Top 20 I Fuck Myself Better Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Best By Private 185: Top 20 I Fuck Myself Better Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Best By Private 185: Top 20 I Fuck Myself Better Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras Best By Private 185: Top 20 I Fuck Myself Better DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Best By Private 185: Top 20 I Fuck Myself Better A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  5/3/2013
Best of Private's TOP 20 I FUCK MYSELF BETTER (2012, Private) is a strange compilation of 24 solo masturbation scenes crammed into a 2 1/2 hour running time with a few Euro babes getting an extra scene. These mostly short clips tend to look fine but lousy muzak tends to creep into most so scenes sans music or with a jazzy vibe tend to get a better rating. Wide screen.

BELLLADONNA is at the center of some blood ritual but someone somewhere decided that she should play with herself in an odd blue tone for the finished product---!! 1/2

CLAUDIA ROSSI gets out a clear dildo on a snow jet ski but her thrusts can not overcome the bad muzak that really detracts---!!

In white, SANDRA IRON, in a white bathroom environ, is at her best when the dopey visual effects end and she gets some quiet time for the finale of this odd scene that opens with a jazzy score---!! 1/2

JULIA TAYLOR wears an odd Xmas get-up as seasonal music plays over her solo beside an indoor pools---!!

VANESSA wears ultra-sexy white sandals for her solo stuff on a couch but who gave her the OK to wear those retarded extended eye lashes? Her holding a camera to film herself also weak---!!

Playing an Asian hooker in this futuristic clip, cute Asian TIANNA looks great wearing a corset in a chair but bad muzak kill this bit, too---!! 1/2

Outdoors for some type of war game, pig-tailed SUSIE DIAMOND wears arm and knee pads while she quietly fingers herself upon a blanket. A simple, well-done clip---!!!

In a pink ensemble, SYLVIA SAINT looks great while she plays with herself in a chair in this too brief of a scene with crappy music to boot---!!

To refreshing piano music, LUCY LEE plays with herself in the back of a pick up truck parked in a snowy mountainous area. She takes off a blood red lingerie ensemble and settles into some plunging in this !!! 1/2 clip.

Through a key hole, an old horny dude watches SANDRA RUSSO play with herself in this solid bath tub scene that's a showering, lathering, touching fest---!!!

Someone named CLAUDIA is the subject of this dumb clip of washed-out colors and crummy narration at the outset---!

KEANA MOIRE lies on an operating table and has visions of herself masturbating in a white milky bath environ. A dildo plunging contraption makes an appearance in this odd scene that gets a !!! for those milky white moments.

DIANA GOLD wears the same pads as SUZIE DIAMOND as she fingers herself in a hillside environment---!! 1/2

VANDA's out among the flowers then she's lying in bed for brief fantasy moments (male hands embracing her bod) followed by pink dildo thrusting. Her breathing sounds more like a fake sound effect that belongs in a different scene---!!!

NOEMI's nice bod can not overcome this poor gonzo presentation with some guy reaching in and fingering her---!!

DIANA GOLD'S back and she's in a bedroom with twin beds stuck together. She squirts; the very brief scene ends---!! 1/2

ANIKA JACQUELINE finally gets out a dildo for this head scratcher that's basically a silent clip with bad muzak not helping her trials and tribulations on this boat---!!

STACY SILVER has a nice bod but she's too busy reading up and cleaning up in this odd solo clip with fingering out beside a darkened train engine---!!

Ravishing in red, DVD cover sleeve girl Michelle ditches her duds for fingering and thrusting in this 20 minute scene that's loaded with idiotic dialog between two people who can't speak nor understand English very well---!! 1/2

In front of the fire, LILIANE TIGER gets out a dildo but not for long; it's all over too quickly---!! 1/2

KATHY CAMPBEL's quiet upright fingering in the shower features brief anal sex flashbacks---!!!

SYLVIA SAINT makes up for a crummy porn set by settling into a chair, taking her top down and playing with her lovely titties and perfect pussy---!!!

Cute Asian PRIVA's pink pussy lips matches the pink highlights of her black lingerie ensemble. Tit play and clear dildo plunges are the highlights of this !!! clip.

Also in front of the fire, REBECCA LINARES kneels upon a white shag bedspread upon the floor. Her long clear dildo plunges benefit from a mostly diagonal camera angle. A shot of the burning fire concludes her !! 1/2 solo and this DVD.

Scant extras include 4 trailers so let's give Best of Private's TOP 20 I FUCK MYSELF BETTER (2012, Private) a !! outta !!!!! for this strange collection of solo masturbation scenes with lousy tunes for most of these too brief clips.



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