The Little Details
Running Time: 88 min.
Production Date: 1 / 31 / 2001, 2 / 2, 3 / 2001
Director: Stiv Gators
Cast: Allysin Chaynes, April, Holly Landers, Jewel De'Nyle, Kylie Ireland, Joel Lawrence, Mickey G., Nick East, and Rafe
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Although there's something about this one that makes me a little nervous, with the cast I can't help but still have plenty of hope for it.
Initial Reaction: It's not bad, but the lack of anal or ass worship really bugged me.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of the stars
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting porn that seems unique in any way or who wants anal sex or ass worshiping
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty average. The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but you do get to hear some comments from behind the camera. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. There are a few minor lighting issues and a touch of grain, but for when this one was made it's not too bad.
Music: The music is pretty generic porno music, but at least was decently balanced with the rest of the audio.
Menus: The main menu combines the boxcover with a bit of animation for a surprisingly good first impression. The chapter menu, however, is completely generic and just lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.
The FeatureAfter getting kicked out of a nudist colony for crude behavior, Nick and Joel are a big lost because they're not sure where to go to check out babes. When they bring Allysin back to the colony with them they find a way in, and have her help them hook up as well before learning the colony is also a swinger's club. Yes, it's a simple porno plot, but that's often all one got back in the nineties and early two thousands.
|Scene 1 – Jewel De'Nyle and Mickey G.|
To relieve the tension caused by Joel and Nick, brunette Jewel is presented with Mickey. She bends over a railing to show him her ass and lets Mickey worship it from behind with plenty of rimming mixed in. Mickey also tongues and fingers her pussy before letting Jewel suck his cock. She bends back over the railing for him to fuck her pussy from behind and then rides him cowgirl style as he lays back on the staircase. Jewel turns around to put her ass to work reverse cowgirl style, and after he pulls out to pop on her thigh lets him fuck her pussy reverse cowgirl style a little more before the scene comes to an end.
This is an okay scene. Jewel shows off the ass nicely, and Mickey does a very nice job worshiping it. The action moves along at a fast pace and has some decent chemistry. That said, there's also nothing overly special about it to make it too memorable. This is a pretty average scene.
|Scene 2 – Allysin Chaynes and April Flowers|
While walking down a hall, Joel and Nick spot blondes Allysin and April getting it on in a bedroom. The girls kiss and suck each other's tits before Allysin grinds on April's legs while they continue to kiss. Allysin moves down to lick and finger April's pussy before coming back up to ride her face. April gets up and puts a leg up for Allysin to lick her ass from behind and fuck her pussy with a jackrabbit style vibe before moving down to kiss Allysin and tease her with a lime green dildo. She fucks Allysin with it and mixes in a little rimming while Allysin adds a red vibe to the mix. Finally the girls kiss as the guys move on.
This is a pretty good scene. There's a good balance between the girls and both April and Allysin get into it pretty good. At the same time, it falls short because there isn't much for anal sex, as the title would suggest, or even at a bare minimum bend over shots. This is a nice scene, but it doesn't quite deliver on the premises put forth by the title.
|Scene 3 – Holly Landers and Joel Lawrence|
When Joel meets strawberry blonde Holly in the nudist colony he quickly learns she and her hubby are swingers and offers herself up to him. He admires her body before she drops down to mouth his manhood while giving him plenty of great eyes. Joel goes right to fucking her missionary style on the couch before letting her have it doggie style, and a condom magically appears as he moves his cock up to fuck her in the ass. Holly continues to let Joel spear her shitpussy reverse cowgirl style before unloading on her tits.
This is another pretty average scene. Holly has a nicely augmented body and puts out some nice energy and chemistry with Joel. She takes it in each of her holes very nicely, but there are some really awful camera angles which at times completely obscures the penetration leaving you with either gyno-cam shots or partially or fully obstructed shots. This could have been a pretty hot scene, but the camera work and editing never let it get there.
|Scene 4 – Kylie Ireland and Nick East|
Nick hooks up with hot redhead Kylie after giving her a story about losing his wife to a couple guys because he wanted something a little less complicated, Kylie offers herself up to him. He moves right in to eat her holes and play with her ass before Kylie skips the blowjob to ride him cowgirl style. She turns around to ride him reverse cowgirl style and adds four fingers to her pussy in each position before sixty-nining Nick as he sees how many fingers her can fit in her snatch. Finally, Nick fucks Kylie missionary style and pops on her stomach.
This is an above average scene. Kylie has a fantastic body and definitely knows how to put her ass to good use. Unfortunately, although she and Nick have very nice chemistry and put out good energy, she never takes more than a finger to her ass and barely shows it off. There's some nice rimming and a touch of ass play, but they're never focused on too strongly. This scene had the potential to be great, but barely made it past the average mark instead.
|Scene 5 – Allysin Chaynes and Rafe|
After peeping and diddling herself a little, cute bottle blonde Allysin is caught by Rafe who isn't too happy when he realizes that they're peeping on his wife who's swinging without him. She lets him know he's still involved as she drops down to start sucking his cock, and makes sure to give him some nice eyes as she works him over orally. They head to a bench where Rafe starts fucking Allysin missionary style. He lets her ride him cowgirl style before fucking her doggie style, and finally pulls out to pop on her back.
This is a pretty average scene. Once again there's pretty good chemistry and nice energy, but nothing to really tie it into the title. Allysin put out the ass several times before this movie was shot, but like Kylie, doesn't here and holds back the scene because of it. This one falls down a little more because there isn't even the ass licking or ass worship in some of the earlier scenes. Allysin and Rafe turn out a nice scene, but it just doesn't fit with the title.
Bend Over & Say Ahh 3 is an inappropriately named movie with some pretty average sex. The plot is as weak and generic as one would expect from cheap porn growing out of the nineties, but the bigger problem was the sex. There's normally nice chemistry in the scenes, but out of five scenes only two of them have any anal action and there's never any major ass worship. I think Jewel De'Nyle and Kylie Ireland turned out the best scenes, but only Jewel and Holly Landon gave up the ass. Bend Over & Say Ahh 3 is mildly amusing with very average sex, and nothing one should lose any sleep of if they missed.
The Extra StuffThe slide show lasts about a minute and a quarter with about three seconds per okay at best looking framed photo. There's also boxcovers from a few other Coast to Coast releases.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female and female > female), anal, lesbian, and toys
Raincoat Factor: Medium
Condom Usage: Between Joel Lawrence and Holly Landers for anal sex only; Nick East and Kylie Ireland
The Bottom Line:Currently, many Coast to Coast DVDs can be found online for between about $5 and $20 with several stores offering them near the low end. The low end is pretty fair for what you get here. The movie's amusing with average sex, but there isn't much anal or butt worshiping in the movie. The technical aspects are pretty average but there's no real effort put into the extras. For the price, this one isn't too bad of a release.
Note to Coast to Coast: When you're putting out releases this generic and light on the extras, thank you for putting them out at a price that seems reasonable for what you're putting out there.
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