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Candace Cage is definitely a nice looking brunette, and hey, thatís always a good thing. She does some tease in a stairwell, then gives some guy a blowjob in the front seat of a car (in a parking garage). Later on, the blowjob picks-up again on an apartment patio, in POV and in regular view. Jules Jordan finally bends Candace over and fucks her in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and then back to cowgirl. A few moments of standing supported poking gives way to missionary and doggie. At the end, viewers see a POV style facial delivered to Candace with some spooge even ending up in her hair.
Jules Jordan finds Rachel Starr on the beach and brings her back to his place. Viewers get a nice view of Rachel's ass cheeks and other fun parts. Jules then samples Ms. Starr's body, and in return, gets blown by the busty beach babe. Afterward, there's some standing doggie-style screwing with Rachel leaning on the balcony rail, presumably presenting a spectacle to anyone on the beach. Inside, there's another quick blowjob that gives way to some missionary, spoon, cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl, doggie-style, all of which lads up the a big facial.
Jules' friend picks up two very pretty cyclists, Gracie Glam and Victoria Lawson. After a while, the lucky guy gets some quality time with his new found friends, particularly when Gracie and Victoria gang up on the dude's wiener via a blowjob. The girls don't go easy on the guy, doling out some fervid cock-sucking and stroking. In turn, the stud does the ladies in missionary and doggie style. Later on, Gracie gets some special attention in reverse-cowgirl, and Victoria gets it nicely in cowgirl. Gracie then gets banged in spoon, followed by the two women giving their partner head until the end.
Penelope Piper stops in to say hello, and after seeing some porn on the TV, she sticks around for a few other things, such as letting Jules Jordan feel her up. (Penelope definitely has some nice all-natural jugs). Ms. Piper is soon playing Jules' skin flute, and afterward, Jules munches on Penelope's holes and even oils Penelope up. The fucking commences with some missionary and reverse-cowgirl boning, with some doggie-style poking changing over to anal. the journey down Penelope's dirt road continues in both missionary and reverse-cowgirl with some A2M added in.
To end things off in a good way, is Mariah Milano. She just so happens to already on the patio, showing off her tushy and her melons. Once inside, Mariah does some more teasing (such as rubbing up against Jules Jordan's hard-on) before getting down to some pleasing. Jules licks Mariah's snatch, and in return, gets his willie sucked. In time, Mariah gets her pretty pussy plowed for a while in doggie-style and spoon. Mariah also rides Jules' rod in cowgirl, and even throwing down in both missionary and doggie-style, followed by some well appreciated tittie-fucking. At the very end, Mariah sucks and then strokes Jules' salami off into her mouth.
What I Didnít Like:
Iím not a big fan of girl on girl scenes, and the first few minutes of Gracie Glamís and Victoria Lawsonís scene was girl/girl. (But with the exception of that, the scene was actually quite nice). There were a few instances throughout the DVD, particularly in the first few scenes, where things seemed toÖlag.
For a gonzo flick trying to capture the effect of a Miami Beach hook-up, the technical stuff worked out okay. The DVD extras were decent, and most especially, the trailers. (I liked the trailer for Slut Puppies 4 the most).
I like seeing new women, and Candace Cage hit the spot. Gracie Glam and Victoria Lawson turned in a solid scene, so thumbs up to them. Finally, as a Mariah Milano fan, I wasnít let down seeing her here. However, the overall heat waned from time to time.