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Joanna Angel decides to put the moves on a visiting patron in a suit (which is out of place in this bar), played by Mick Blue. Joanna takes him in aback storeroom, and while making out, Mick reaches down to play with Joanna’s pussy. In response, Joanna drops to her knees, pulls down Mick’s pants, and sucks the guy’s pecker. Ms. Angel then sits back on a stool, opens her legs, and lets Mick lick her love button. Once Mick finishes, he dips his wick into Joanna via missionary, but also takes a quick time out to lick Joanna’s pussy and finger-fuck Joanna’s butt-hole. As expected, Mick plants his cock into Joanna’s ass, after which he the licks and finger fucks Joanna’s coochie. Following another blowjob, Joanna gets boffed in both regular and one-legged standing doggie, before moving on to doggie anal. There’s also some missionary, more blowing, and even some supported cowgirl riding before Mick dumps his goo on Joanna’s tongue and chin.
As it turns out, Mick is a local health inspector (zoinks!), and the bad news is, if Joanna doesn’t bring the place up to code, her bar is going get shut down.
Meanwhile, some underage guy (James Deen) keeps trying to get past the doorman, (Brian Street Teams…now there’s a name). Later on, Brian gets to tend bar and hook up with the red-haired Moretta Foxx. Brian makes out with Moretta, albeit briefly, and then licks Moretta’s boobs and clam. When Ms. Foxx sits herself on a stool and spreads her legs, Brian pounds Moretta’s pussy in missionary, and within a few minutes, Moretta is on all fours getting some doggie-style fucking. Moretta then shows off her blowjob skills (to include her hands-free technique while she plays with herself). Moretta later mounts Brian’s bang-stick and rides it via cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl. Brian and Moretta also get down and dirty via another session of missionary, and then its back to cowgirl-style plowing until Brian gives Moretta a mouthful of man-juice.
While Brian is having fun, Joanna Angel and her two cohorts, Kleio and Kylee Koss, visits Dana Dearmond, who has insight into code inspectors. Dana agrees to help them out, and after Kylee removes Dana’s monitoring bracelet, Dana and Kylee get really frisky. In little time at all, Kylee is chowing down on Dana’s holes. But of course, Dana gives back, to include sitting on Kylee’s face. The both of them indulge in some 69 action, and then are joined by Joanna and Kleio, which makes it a girl on girl foursome. The ladies soon bust out some toys and put them to use.
Scene 4: James Deen gets Mason Storm to assist him in his efforts to get past the bar’s doorman. Mason’s chest is one way to break the ice but the better approach has Mason squatting down between both guys and scarfing down their wangs, and in particular, swallowing James’ entire schlong. The back and forth blowjobs eventually changes over to Mason getting boffed in a bridge position, with James fucking Mason first. Brian then puts Mason on the stool and pounds Ms. Mason’s nookie in missionary. James gets another shot at Mason’s pussy with some missionary style poking of his own while Mason gives some additional head. Our horny trio ends up back in a bridge position, followed by James fucking Mason until she squirts. (Oh no). James resumes the missionary boning, but Mason quickly goes back to being in the middle of a bridge yet again. Some subsequent doggie-style poking leads to Mason gushing yet again. In a similar manner, James then spills a torrent of testicular fluid onto Mason tongue. With James finished, Brian gets some alone time with Mason (while James sneaks into the bar), getting blown again, and in return, fucking the inked hottie until he spooges on her face.
James gets his chance to get a drink at the bar, and in so doing, interacts with a boorish patron, played by Evan Stone, who just cant keep his shirt on. Well, Kleio and Kaylee Koss have a thing for James, and so they take James into the bathroom for a good time. James makes out with Kleio and plays with her pussy, and in turn, Kleio blows James while Kaylee looks on and diddles herself. Kleio and James get busy real quick, starting with some standing missionary, after which James sits down on the toilet so Kleio can ride him in reverse cowgirl. Eventually, Kleio gets her turn to sit down, and James bangs Kleio’s hotbox in missionary. Kaylee finally comes over, and unleashes her own oral onslaught on James’ willie (demonstrating a nice double-handed stroking technique), jerking and sucking James organ while Kleio watches and plays with herself. Kaylee bends over to get boffed via standing doggie-style, and after giving James another round of blowing, rides the love rocket in cowgirl. Kaylee then shows her oral skills again, and even deep throats James one time, but both ladies are soon teaming up on James’ trouser-trout until the guy comes on their mouths.
Scene 6: Dana Dearmond is distracted and turned on by Evan, and she shows Evan her cans, and I’m not talking about brewskis. Dana gives in to her lust, so she takes Evan into the bathroom for a hookup. Eva gets Dana’s fire going by sampling Dana’s titties and grabbing her wonderful tush. In response, Dana jerks Evan’s meat log briefly, but soon gets on her knees to slob Evan’s knob. Dana gets face fucked a bit, and takes Evan’s tool all the way down a few times, and afterward, Dana and Evan go for it with some face-to-face standing copulation. There’s a bit more cocksucking with some tittie-fucking thrown in, followed by Dana perching herself atop the bathroom sink so Evan can fuck her in missionary. Evan also gets to plow Dana’s poop-chute, and Dana puts on a nice show, working her impaled brown eye back and forth. ADT’s “porn unicorn” later lies on the floor, and after giving Evan’s cock some more oral stimulation, gets boffed in cowgirl. Dana’s butt hole also gets banged, thanks to the reliable mainstay of fuck scenes, reverse-cowgirl anal, followed by some sideways cowgirl anal and doggie-style anal pounding, all of which leads to Evan spilling his sauce onto Dana’s face.
Scene 7: James runs afoul of Brian the Doorman, but he gets a chance to help Joanna and her friends turn the table on the health inspector. With James’ assistance, the ladies are able to blackmail Mick Blue into giving the bar a thumbs up. But just to show there’s no hard feelings, Mick gets invited to join in some hot action with Joanna Angel, Kleio and Kaylee Koss. Kylee gives James a reward by sucking James’ cock while Joanna lets Mick finger bang her. James later licks Kleio’s love hole, and in return, he gets his sausage smoked by both Kleio and Joanna. James then fucks Joanna in doggie while Mick pumps Kleio’s pussy from behind.. James follows up by treating Kaylee to a rapid-fire piston pumping , and then turns his attention to Ms. Angel and fucks the alt-porn starlet in the ass via cowgirl anal for a just few moments when Mick makes it a DP. Kaylee soon leans in to blow James (A2OGM), while Joanna continues with the reverse-cowgirl butt-fucking. But Joanna isn’t the only lady to open up her back door, because James gives Kleio the spoon-anal treatment. Kaylee gets back in the game when she hops onto James’ cock for some cowgirl fucking. Nearby, Mick is giving Kleio the old in and out in doggie. Subsequently, James gets to fuck Kaylee’s butt hole with some missionary-style anal. Mick and Joanna revisit the heat from the first scene courtesy of some missionary style rump-pumping. Not to be outdone, Kaylee partakes of some A2M, and then gets fucked in cowgirl while Joanna blows Mick. Even better, Kaylee gets DP’ed for a little while. Oh but wait, Kleio is still in the picture, and she finds herself getting boned by James while Mick fucks Joanna’s bunghole in doggie. The scene ends with James and Mick jazzing on Kleio’s lower face.
The technical aspects were fairly decent, and the settings were a bit interesting. (Lets face it, not a lot of sex scenes are shot in a restroom). The additional material, referred to on the disk as “Extra Shit”, consist of a few trailers, a Behind the Scenes Segment and a Photo Gallery.
This was my first Burning Angel flick, and as someone who enjoys inked as well as non-inked porn stars, I liked it. Dana Dearmond looked good, and her bathroom romp with Evan hit the mark. I also enjoyed seeing Mason Storm, although I’m not a fan of squirting. James’ episode with Kaylee and Kleio in the bathroom had a bit of seedy feel to it, which is okay my book. Moreover, the DVD finishes on a strong note, thanks to the five person buckthorn at the end. Lest I forget, Andy San Dimas is in this DVD, albeit in a non-sex role. With a mixture of sex with a few laughs mixed in, Bartenders gets a nod from me.