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Barely Legal 42

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Reviewed by Kelly  on  5/12/2004
Title: Barely Legal 42
Company: Hustler
Length: 1 hour and 25 minutes (85 minutes)
Production Date(s): August, 2003
Release Date: December 16, 2003

Director: Clive McLean

The Abridged Version: Recently, a fellow ADT reviewer opened his review of a new Barely Legal installment by calling upon Hustler to finally put the series to sleep. His contention was that the series was probably renting and selling decent enough but its quality has been in such stark decline for so long that it has become irrelevant. This struck me as a somewhat surprising outlook. Then I decided to screen Barely Legal 42 due to its very favorable female cast and saw the same exact thing my online colleague did: a rather tired display of pornography. The series used to be a premiere outlet for quality vignette porn that continuously showcased up and coming girls, Bunny Luv being one such girl. Well, this 42nd installment showcases hot new girls like Emily Da Vinci, Brianna Blaze, Jennifer Luv, and Keiko. So, it has that going for it. Unfortunately, that’s pretty much its only redeeming virtue. Each scene begins with the familiar editor character, an attractive blonde female who has been in oh so many installments of this series without ever even taking off a slip of clothing. She reads letters that then segway into the vignettes. Once the sex starts though, Nick Manning destroys his scene with Emily by his mere presence, Brianna falls prey to a lackluster male performer and horrific editing, Bella and Maliyah play the girl/girl game and you yawn, Keiko is unfairly edited, and Jennifer Luv only briefly shines due to horrible lighting. Minus Bella and Maliyah, plug these girls into another tape for a better company and director and it would be a sure must-have. Regrettably, what you get here turns out to be a colossal waist.

*Note: Each scene involves voice over work from the girls but in typical porn fashion it doesn’t sound as if the girls actually contributed their voices to this portion of their scene. The only one that actually sounded like the actual girl it is supposed to be did it is Keiko.

Scene 1: Emily Da Vinci (red-blonde spiky hairdo, petite, French Canadian) w/Nick Manning (17 minutes)

French Kiss-Sexy French Canadian Emily is hitchhiking in California when Nick and his penis extension car pull over to give her a ride. Of course, he just drives her back to his mansion for some sex. They go to the back yard and he quickly strips nude and jumps into his pool. Emily pauses for a moment, doing her best though unconvincing surprised reaction. The voice over informs us that she should have ran out of there at that moment but she was young and horny and Nick turned her on. So, she strips of her clothes as well as her glasses before joining Nick for some skinny-dipping. This can only go on so long before they both give into each other, with Nick making the first move by setting her down on a towel on the side of the pool and proceeding to eat her out something awful. One of his fingers even finds its way into her asshole. Emily reciprocates in a sexy yet poorly edited blowjob that is over before you know it. Then you become aware of the fact that this is Nick Manning. Once he gets his dick inside the super sexy Emily his moans begin to drown her’s out. This is simply what Nick does. The recent news that he was the guy who worked with Janine in her first boy/girl scene for Vivid should piss off a lot of fans. That scene will be ruined by him just like this one is. Of course, it doesn’t help that they decide to drown both performers out in the middle of the scene with a loud voice over about how much Emily enjoys a big dick. Nick continues his groan-a-rama with Emily in doggy and reverse cowgirl before dropping a big load on her face. If this scene had starred someone other than Nick, it would have been okay. Emily really is damn sexy.

Scene 2: Brianna Blaze (gorgeous, short, dirty-blonde hairdo, amazing natural C-cup) w/Tony Sexton (16 minutes)

Cum Play Croquette-Brianna is a dead sexy woman. At this point, she is one of the hottest porn starlets I have ever seen. Her stint in the business was painfully short but she left behind some real memorable scenes. This is not one of them. Here, we are given only the umpteenth teen storyline where the hired help of a wealthy family engages in some taboo debauchery with the barely legal, hot daughter. The premise is that Brianna has been taking croquet lessons from this guy she is dying to fuck. Despite her hints, such as consistently bending over to show off her white cotton panty covered tight ass, Tony has yet to catch on so she goes the direct route by lying on the croquet field completely naked. Well, quicker than you can spell croquet he is positioned at her pussy and licking away. Brianna appears to be a naturally tan girl but even she seems to be suffering under what looks to be intense sunlight beating down upon them. Again, we get extended pussy eating and brief blowjob before moving on to sex. She rides Tony reverse cowgirl and arches her pussy up high for what was probably some uncomfortable missionary. She very slowly rides him cowgirl before we cut to what was either a botched facial or a faked one. It is curious that before Tony “cums” there is all ready semen like substance on Brianna’s face and chest. If Brianna had been her usual self, she could have overcome the inherit faults with this scene but her energy was real low here. This amounted to nice eye candy at best.

Scene 3: Bella Starr (right cover girl) and Maliyah Madison (left cover girl) (17 minutes)

Pussy Will Do-Bella and Maliyah are fairly hot girls. In fact, I find Maliyah to be near gorgeous, resembling a young Sunrise Adams in some angles. However, I care little for that because they are girl/girl only and not even good girl/girl performers at that. We start with Maliyah peeing while sitting on a toilet. Soon enough, Bella comes along and they do the ever so boring kitty cat stuff, with lots of fake moaning and pussy licking. Of course, a glass dildo comes out and finds itself enclosed in some tight spots before both girls clean it off with their mouth and look into the camera. Boring, boring stuff.

Scene 4: Keiko (cute redhead, short hair, pale skin, nice small breasts) w/Alex Rox ( 14 minutes)

Trailer Trash Tales-Heard of the girl who is like an innocent flower? Well, Keiko ain’t it. But she’s also not a trashy looking slut either. She’s a cross between the girl next door and the girl caught smoking in the boy’s room, if that makes sense. Her letter tells us that she is 18 and stricken with a big appetite for sex. The vignette opens on a shot of a trailer, equipped with the ever so classy pink flamingos and green shag carpet at the foot of the stairs. Keiko is inside the trailer, furiously masturbating with her jean skirt pulled up and her hard nipples poking out of a cute red and white top. On the cusp of heaven, she is interrupted by a knock at the screen door. Quickly pulling her panties back up and pushing her skirt down, she answers the door to find a mysterious, sexy foreigner. Alex, from Spain, is there to see Keiko’s sister. There is no sister to be found as she has left for school. Ever the humanitarian, Keiko notices that Alex is quite sweaty from 3 days of backpacking and offers to let him use her outdoor shower. What I like about this is that the male here is briefly the one who is objectified, as Alex strips naked and Keiko watches from afar. I imagine the one or two female fans that might see this would like it. Keiko sits down and strokes her pussy through her panties before deciding to taste this foreign meat. Suddenly naked, she joins him in the shower on her knees, “sucking his cock until it was hard.” He eats her out, filmed almost entirely from a bizarre close-up looking in from behind and under Keiko’s ass. Bizarrely, Keiko’s hair is magically dry when Alex bends her over a lawn chair for doggy. She gets better use out of the cock in reverse cowgirl, with the sun completely covering her pale skin throughout. She jerks him off to a small facial. I had kind of anticipated that this might have been what Keiko was fantasizing about while watching Alex shower, but there is no such interesting conclusion.

Scene 5: Jennifer Luv (gorgeous brunette/slight blonde highlights with perfect body, Latina version of Jessica Biel, one of my all time favorites) w/Steven St. Croix (19 minutes)

Hot Dog, Hot Dick-Jennifer is invited to a barbeque by Steven. Her voice over informs us that she is well aware that Steven had a reputation for banging barely legal teens at such gatherings. This actually turns her on and she does everything possible to entice him, a business partner friend of her father’s. They sit down in whicker chairs to feast on hot dogs and she drapes her left leg over the side of the chair to expose her panties. To seal the deal, she slowly sucks the ketchup off the complete hot dog and washes it down by taking swallows form her long straw in a cup of blue liquid. Call me crazy, but these things look eerily similar to sucking cock. Strange. As with the earlier scene with Brianna, the older man is a bit slow to get the point so Jennifer goes the extreme and grabs his crotch and tells him that she is done with her hot dog and now she wants some cock. Now, Jennifer Luv is one of those porn starlets who has only gotten better over time. As of this writing, she is more blonde than brunette now and remarkably nasty. But this scene is a year old so where was she at this point? Well, still finding her way. She is not quite the magnificent sex monster she is developing into here but she is still dead sexy. She gives a great blowjob and uses her hips to great effect while riding cock. She starts in cowgirl, where Steven really does absolutely nothing, wisely letting Jennifer work herself into it. And the more she gets into it the faster her hips go. She really grinds his cock well in reverse cowgirl. In the end, he finally takes charge and pounds her in missionary, primarily filmed in extreme close-up on the penetration which hints at a very wet pussy and an inviting asshole that is still off limits on or off camera. Unfortunately, the camera stays her even when Steven madly pulls out and moves up to her face for a facial. It is real hard to tell how big the facial was, which Steven is usually reliable to deliver, because it simply cuts away to the credits. It looked like a big facial, with some hitting her right eye, but I can’t be sure.

The Verdict: I love Emily. I adore Brianna. I’m turned on by Maliyah. I am continually impressed by Keiko. And Jennifer Luv is on pace to join Taylor St. Claire as being my favorite porn starlet of all time. The fact that all of that is true and I still did not like this tape is all I think I need to say.

Rent it or Buy It: This is a rental-only feature and even then it is only on the merits of the cast, specifically Jennifer Luv, Keiko, and Emily Da Vinci. Brianna is nice to look at too.

The DVD:
Cast List
Previews-Campus Confessions 7, Young Girl Fantasies, Hot Showers 13, Young Latin Girls 6, Real College Girls 10, and Young Sluts 11.
Slide Show
Director’s Profile (4 minutes)-Clive is an older gentleman with gray hair, beard, and glasses. He does not look like what one might expect an accomplished pornographer to look like. He explains his philosophy on porn and filming porn, which is complimented by snippets of behind the scenes footage from his shoots.
Behind the Scenes (5 minutes)-Completely centered upon Bella and Maliyah.

About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Other favorite girls include Renee LaRue, Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Avy Scott, Alyssa Love, and Devinn Lane. Though he does generally prefer voluptuous, big-breasted women, he also enjoys the work of Stephanie Swift, Jennifer Luv, August Night, Luci Thai, and Selena Silver. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, Red Light District, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Vince Vouyer, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003), Whack Attack 9 (2001), Nice Rack 6, and Service Animals 7 (2002).



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