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Barely Legal 39

Studio: Hustler
Category:  Barely Legal , Straight
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Pornucopia's ratings for Barely Legal 39:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Barely Legal 39 overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Barely Legal 39 Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Barely Legal 39 Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Barely Legal 39 Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Barely Legal 39 Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras Barely Legal 39 DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Barely Legal 39 A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by Pornucopia  on  3/30/2004
“Barely Legal #39” features one of the most beautiful girls to ever do porn, Bianca. She alone makes this a worthwhile addition to any smut library. Her scene is the last of five, but it is definitely worth the wait.

We open with a bit of behind the scenes action as director Clive McLean shows a cute blonde, newcummer Victoria Phillips, the ropes of how the scene will go down. After the standard voiceover (a tactic employed by several porn series that is both boring and stupid), Victoria starts playing with Domino, an attractive Latina with some of the longest hair in history (it travels down to the bottom of her butt). They are in a barn and being watched by Nick Manning. Soon, he joins the fun. Nick likes to show he’s tough, so he talks dirty and calls the girls names throughout the scene. They go through the usual position changes before Nick deposits his load on both girls’ faces to finish a pretty good scene.

Scene Two features Katsumi, an Oriental cutie with a French accent (nice combo!), and Lee Stone. She’s been abandoned on a deserted road. He picks her up, takes her home, and she thanks him for his kindness with a roll on the porch. That’s the short version; the setup actually is very long and boring. The sex is pretty good, and Katsumi takes Lee right up her poopchute before taking his jizz on her outstretched tongue. Too bad she starts talking before giving any PCH.

Another very cute brunette, Nicole Scott, takes the stage for the next scene. She has long, wavy hair and an incredible body with small, natural tits. Unfortunately, she is paired with Jonathan Cain (billed as John), possibly the least attractive male performer in the industry. He’s fat, has a full beard, small cock, and unkempt, stringy hair (in need of a Hair Club for Men membership). She needs some practice on her blowjob technique, but that flaw is easy to overlook when she starts fucking. Great body with medium, natural breasts, no body ink, and an ass to die for. She looks so good in doggie position I’m surprised McLean didn’t keep her there longer. She finally takes a closed mouth facial to end a decent scene.

Blond Madison and Blake Palmer (billed as Skip) are next. He’s a mechanic helping her with her scooter problems. Blake has been around the industry for many years, but he wisely covers his apparently bald dome with the pirate look. Madison has a nice, lithe body, completely natural, marred completely by huge tats on her left shoulder and stomach. Blake obviously isn’t turned on by her as he has wood problems through much of the scene. Pretty standard stuff here, with lots of repetitive fake moaning on her part, ending with a jizz drop on her smiling mug.

The drum roll begins now as lovely Bianca graces the screen. She has long, blond hair and a super body. Lithe, tan, shaved pussy, medium natural boobs, cute face – what a piece of work! Only a small tailbone tat ruins the fantastic landscape. Steven St. Croix is the lucky guy who gets to explore her every crevice. She sneaks into his bed while he’s sleeping and the fun soon begins. She does a pretty good deep throat while sucking his cock. When she rode him reverse cowgirl I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. An excellent shot to her angelic face and some nice clean-up ends a terrific scene.

McLean insists on using strange camera angles (long-range, from behind the performers’ heads, etc). Since he’s been highly successful with this series, who am I to knock his technique? I just don’t find it as erotic as a good old-fashioned close-up, particularly for the oral segments of the action. And he likes sex outdoors, like in Scene Two here, another turnoff for me. Also, I wish he’d cease and desist with the trite porn cliché of switching quickly from the pop shot to the guy’s anguished grimace, then back again to the girl’s face. We don’t want to see him, only her!

The DVD offers the usual extras: Slide Show, Previews, Cast List, Behind the Scenes, a McLean Profile, website info and 800 numbers.

Overall, one of the best of this very popular series. Beautiful women and decent heat in most of the scenes. Overlooking Cain and Manning, the males do a most competent job.



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