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Bad News Bitches

Studio: AMA Video
Category:  All Girl , Comedy , Feature film
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astroknight's ratings for Bad News Bitches:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Bad News Bitches overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Bad News Bitches Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Bad News Bitches Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Bad News Bitches Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Bad News Bitches Plot/Acting rating 3 stars
Extras Bad News Bitches DVD Extras rating 0 stars
Audio/Video Quality Bad News Bitches A/V Quality rating 2 stars
Worth$9.00
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/15/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 123 min.

Production Date: 8 / 10 - 20 / 2005

Director: Randy Spears

Cast: Charlie Laine, Cherry Poppens, Holly Wellin, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Nadia Nyce, Nautica Thorn, Valery Vasquez, Veronika Raquel, Will Powers, Justin, and Randy Spears in sexual roles and Haley Paige, Slick Rhodes, and a few others in non-sex roles

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Iíve heard some really great things about this one. Iím going into it with very high expectations.

Initial Reaction: Itís a nice little feature, but not quite a home run.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an adult comedy which tries to capture some of the feel of porn from the late eighties

Who Should Avoid It: Couples who donít want anal or all girl action

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a bit weak, as well as soft. The audio is pretty clear, but the balance leaves a bit to be desired. It really starts out at the start of the movie with Nautica on the phone with Haley, but it never really gets completely clear. The video is much the same way. It has a fairly soft video look, but there are frequent shadows during the sex scenes and some fast zooms and pans which hold it back.

Music: The music is nicely balanced, but a bit cheesy. It often works in a rock feel, and varies a little in style through the movie. It also doesnít limit itself just to the sex scenes and nicely helps out some of the non-sex portions of the movie as well.

Menus: The main menu is okay, with a nice style that works together a bit of the movie and a little animation. The chapter menu is pretty good, and lets you choose a scene based on small clip of each chapter and a chapter title.

The Feature

When Nautica gets fired from her job, she bets her boss that she can put together a team to beat his baseball team. If they win, she gets her job back with a raise, but if she loses she has to fuck him. She gathers a few friends together, and quickly realizes theyíre going to need some guidance and to come together as a team if theyíre going to win.

Scene 1 - Veronika Raquel and Justin

Veronika, a cute bottle blonde with a nice rack, starts the sex out in a sexy pink mesh top, black panties, and a studded necklace with Justinís cock in her mouth. She encourages him to fuck her face, plays with her pussy so Justin can taste it from her fingers, and takes as much of him into her throat as she can get. After she makes sure heís warmed up, Veronika climbs up for a cowgirl ride. She lets Justin take her ass doggie style while she holds a vibe on her pussy next before letting him cornhole her reverse cowgirl style. They show off a few of Veronikaís gapes before he pile drives both her holes, and finish things up with Veonika taking a great load on her gaping ass.

This is a hot scene. Itís the first Iíve seen of Veronika, and I have to say that she definitely made a good first impression. Thereís some very nice chemistry between them, and I like how the anal takes a little time to build up rather than just getting right to it hard and heavy. I hope to see much more of Veronika after this scene, which might be the best in the movie.

Scene 2 - Faith and Holly Wellin

After brunette Faith talks to Nautica on the phone, she gets it on with bottle blonde British tart Holly in the chair. They kiss passionately before playing with each other and helping each other strip down. After working Faith over with her tongue a little as she bends over for her, Holly goes for a vibe. She lets Faith lube it up with a bit of spit before slowly fucking her with it, and makes sure to lick both of Faithís holes as she works on her with the toy. Holly lies back in the chair so Faith can reciprocate on her with another vibe before rolling over and letting Holly work on her shitpussy with the toy. Faith lets Hollyís ass have it in pile driver before allowing her to suck it clean. Finally they share a kiss and head out to play ball.

This is an okay scene. Holly and Faith seem to get into the action pretty well, but at the same time it seems like the scene goes on forever. Itís pretty limited in action, and although itís an okay scene it seems like itís missing that spark to make it a really good scene. I can see fans of the girls liking this scene, but otherwise this scene didnít make it much past the average level.

Scene 3 - Nautica Thorn and Randy Spears

When Randy tells Nautica sheíll have to fuck him to get him to coach her team, she eagerly agrees. She sits back on the couch and gives him a quick show before letting him play with her pussy and work on it with his tongue a bit. Nautica rewards him with a little knob gobbling and titty fucking before riding him reverse cowgirl style, and then lies back for some missionary work. They also get in some doggie before Nautica sucks Randy to a nice facial.

This is an above average scene. I love the eagerness Nautica starts the scene with, and thereís some very nice chemistry between her and Randy throughout the scene. She also does a great job with the pop, which Randy really puts out. Unfortunately, the camera work and editing seemed very uninspired. Although I enjoyed the scene, I was never drawn into the scene too much. This is a decent scene.

Scene 4 - Cherry Poppens, Nautica Thorn, and Will Powers

After an Americaís Funniest Home Videos type of injury teaching Cherry and Nautica how to hit the ball, Nautica and Cherry decide to try to help Will feel better. The girls team up on Willís cock orally, with Nadia starting things out and Cherry joining in after a bit. Cherry moves up for the first fuck reverse cowgirl style before letting Will fuck her as she lies on her side licking Nadiaís slit. When Nadia gets her turn, she slides her shitpussy down over Willís weenie reverse cowgirl style. She also gets a bit of missionary work in while licking Cherryís cunt before Will pops on her pussy.

This is a pretty good scene. Thereís nice chemistry all around and the girls put in some nice energy. Although thereís a nice mix of action, I couldnít help but be a little disappointed by the girls both starting out in reverse cowgirl before moving on to lick the other girlís pussy while basically getting it missionary style. This is a decent scene, but it could have been better with a bit more variety.

Scene 5 - Charlie Laine, Cherry Poppens, Faith, Holly Wellin, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Nadia Nyce, and Nautica Thorn

When the girls nix Nauticaís idea of building teamwork cleaning a pool, they decide to just hang out around the pool instead. The suits quickly come off, and the girls canít help but admire each other as they lay around the pool. The girls seem to quickly end up in threesomes, with Charlie, Holly, Kayla, Cherry, Jenna, and Faith being featured for most of the action with Nadia and Nautica seeming to flow in and out. Finally, the scene fades out after Randy sees his team coming together.

This is a pretty average orgy scene. As usual, every time I started to get into a couple or threesome the camera moved to the other group, and it also got a bit too close for my tastes for many of the shots. This really stood out with some of the editing because you rarely got to see the groups interact with each other or the girls move from one group to another. This is a pretty standard orgy scene with a few glimpses of nice action while leaving me wanting more all around.

Bad News Bicthes is a fun little adult movie. It comes off as a fun little porno take on The Bad News Bears with Randy showing some nice potential behind the camera as well as doing his usual great job in front of the camera. Randy gets a little help in front of the camera for the acting, but nobody else really comes out at his level. As Randyís directorial debut, Iím sure this was a learning experience, and it often comes off that way. The editing is very rough at the start of the movie, right down to needing three or four editing cuts for Nautica to do roughly six lines of dialogue on the phone. Thankfully thatís the low point of the movie for the editing, but neither it nor the camera work ever really comes off as inspired or like the people doing it were really into it. Instead it came off with about the same enthusiasm as the bar wench who brought me a beer the other night that appeared to be doing a double shift. Bad News Bitches isnít a bad movie, but it just comes off as needing a bit more polish and experience to really shine. Even with the faults here, Randy Spears shows enough potential that Iím looking forward to seeing him grow as a director over his next few releases.

The Extra Stuff

None. Not even a photo gallery.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, anal, toys, lesbian, rimming (female > female), ass to mouth, and group

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of AMAís DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with a few stores offering them for under $20. This oneís a definite rental. Thereís some nice humor throughout the movie, but the sex never gets too far above average. The technical aspects also leave a bit to be desired and thereís absolutely no extras. Randy Spears shows some very nice potential in his directorial debut, but it also shows plenty of room for improvement.

Note to AMA Video: In the future, I hope you include some extras on your DVDs. For a title which got as much attention as this one right from the start, having it as a bare bones DVD is going to disappoint plenty of people.

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