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Bachelor, The (Sin City)

Studio: Sin City
Category:  Feature film
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lindi's ratings for Bachelor, The (Sin City):
Overall Rating 3 stars
Bachelor, The (Sin City) overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Bachelor, The (Sin City) Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Bachelor, The (Sin City) Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Bachelor, The (Sin City) Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Bachelor, The (Sin City) Plot/Acting rating 3 stars
Extras Bachelor, The (Sin City) DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Bachelor, The (Sin City) A/V Quality rating 3 stars
Worth$14.50
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Reviewed by lindi  on  10/3/2003

Description
This is a parody of the tv show. No condoms are used.

General Impression
It's not that funny. One of the scenes was hot for me, two were warm, and the rest I could have fast forwarded (but didn't).

Sex
In the first scene all eight female contestants are mewing in an orgy with Steven, who plays The Bachelor. Too many girls, pretending to do themselves or each other, with some odd pc muscle exercises by Steven in the middle -- and the lack of condoms bugs me in this context. There's a very palpable feeling that it's all for the camera and the girls are interchangeable. In fact, several times the camera cuts to a shot of a new position, in which the girl's head is offscreen or behind other people, and you can't tell who it is. At the end he squirts across a few of the girls, laughing, "Ahahah." I had to watch this scene twice, as originally my husband was watching it with me, and we both found the scene so cold that we thought it best to leave mid-scene so as not to kill our own momentum.

Brittney Skye sneaks out of her room in the night to seduce producer Ben English on the staircase. It's a very standard bj and stair-fuck, with too many close ups and neither person seeming hot. Standing doggie, cowgirl -- hold on! -- I didn't recognise Brittney at first, but now I recognise her 'I need an exorcist' growl from Shane's World Campus Invasion 1. She seems to have gotten it under control!

The third scene was my favorite. Taylor Lynn sneaks out of her room to crawl into the bed of another producer, Dale DaBone, for what he proclaims is 'The Greatest Blowjob of My Life." At first, I was skeptical about that, but rather than push her head down and tell her what to do, he left her alone, so we get the only girl-directed blowjob of the movie, and she finds her pace. It's a reasonable blowjob, but things really heat up after he does some good sucking and they move into mish. They work mish in several ways including kneeling and including him down close against her. She was clearly having a great time, and so was he. Variations in pacing, she's dripping wet, he's having to hold back a bit, and both of them are vocal. Real kissing, and spoon position, then doggie, with her clutching at her butt with her nails, and she's pink across her chest and neck. He pulls out to wank on her tongue.

Jezebelle and Fallon have an enthusiastic girl-girl meeting in the night. No toys, just fingering and licking.

Roxy goes out to dinner with Steven, announces that she's an exhibitionist, and goes down on him under the table. I want to know what restaurant this was, because after that, she's laying on the table as he goes down on her. She's warming up as he tongues her ass. Now they are both nude in this restaurant, and in doggie outside of their dining booth area, with her moaning and him grunting. A vigorous reverse cowgirl follows, as well as a pounding mish before he lets his jizz fly across her stomach and thighs. It looks like they both had a good time.

Hannah Harper is Steven's last date, and they spend hours talking in a cafe, walking hand in hand, and being romantic (of course, those are just shown as brief snippets like a soft and fuzzy greeting card commercial). After kissing in the park, they get it on in the limo on the way home. He's gagging her as she does her bj, telling her 'deeper,' and it's starting to seem jaded and needy and repetitive to me. Still, they move on to him sucking her, finger fucking and kissing her, with reverse cowgirl and a hot mish until the good-natured Hannah is pink across her chest and very clearly enjoying herself.

Extras
Extras include interviews, bloopers, behind the scenes, director's commentary, trailers, and popshots.

Summary
Might be a decent rental for the third, fifth and sixth scenes.

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