|Phil Thee G|
The hottest sex scene was "The Sitter Is A Slut". In it, Briana Banks acts as the babysitter for Joel Lawrence's infant. Joel quickly convinces her to take her top off, showing off her magnificent (though scarred) breasts. I am a big fan of adultery-themed scenes, and there is talk early in this scene where Briana asks Joel if his wife will mind. This made the scene amazingly erotic for me. In addition to the beautiful Ms. Banks, Gauge looked very good in this movie as well. She has that "girl next door" all-natural look that many porn viewers seem to enjoy. The most unique scene/act had to be the first scene, where a cute pigtailed brunette, Sabrina Jayde, did the nasty with Tiny Tim, a dwarf with humorously oversized eyebrows and a goatee. The kicker of the scene is that he played an infant in a crib. Yes, the sex took place in a crib. Despite the ridiculous premise and location of the scene, the sex was above-average and quite enjoyable.
The main two negatives to "The Babysitter 5" were Brandi Lyons' boyfriend and Dave Hardman in the beginning of the scene with Gauge and Mojo. Scott Lyons has either terrible taste in clothes/appearance or intentionally bad taste in clothes/appearance for comedic effect. For his sake, I hope it's the latter. He begins the scene wearing a stupid magenta shirt, long and stringy hair, and a moustache that only a 6th grader would be proud to sport. His girlfriend, Brandi Lyons, wasn't great either, but still, I had a hard time taking them seriously because of him. The premise of the scene with Hardman, Gauge, and Mojo is that Gauge is having horrible nightmares of a slime-covered Dave Hardman crying like a baby and crawling/sliding out of a giant vagina built in a doorway. Dave Hardman is a classic Dirty Old Man, but this scene's opening only makes him all the more repulsive. Another possible negative to this dvd is that there is some gagging, slapping, and choking. For people that are not fans of rougher sex, this is a downside.
General presentation- Overall, the dvd was well-presented. Scene selection was broken up based on the beginning of each scene, which is convenient when you want to skip ahead to the next scene.
Audio quality-7 of 10 (lost points due to some cheesy mid-90s guitar riffs)
Video quality-8 of 10
Extras - none, save for the usual photo gallery
Menus - More is not always better, according to Notorious Productions. The menu has Play Movie, Scene Selection, and Photo Gallery as options. It is easily navigated, if only because there aren't enough options to get confused.
Overall, "The Babysitter 5" was worth an 8 out of 10. If you are a fan of Briana Banks or rougher teenage sex, I recommend it highly. It's comparable to the other "Babysitter" movies. I would watch it again, if only for the fact that Briana puts on such a performance. I love the way she takes whatever Joel Lawrence can give her and then taunts him for more. She's incredibly sexy. I admittedly haven't seen a lot of dvds with similar themes to this one, but this dvd compares very favorably to the ones I have seen. The sex is very hot, thanks to the four female performers who seem to geniunely love sex. Their zest for sex makes their scenes very enjoyable to watch. I would say this dvd is worth $17-$20. The sex is great, but without any real extras, it's tough to pay more than that. All in all, though, "The Babysitter 5" is definitely worth checking out.