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Babysitter 13

Babysitter 13

Studio: Notorious
Category:  Barely Legal
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Boner Jams's ratings for Babysitter 13:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Babysitter 13 overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Babysitter 13 Female looks rating 2.5 stars
Male Looks Babysitter 13 Male looks rating 1.5 stars
Sex Babysitter 13 Sex rating 2.5 stars
Plot/Acting Babysitter 13 Plot/Acting rating 1.5 stars
Extras Babysitter 13 DVD Extras rating 0 stars
Audio/Video Quality Babysitter 13 A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by Boner Jams  on  7/28/2007
The Babysitter #13 is the latest in a tired line of gonzo films centering around (you guessed it) babysitters. The vast majority of pornographic media is not well-scripted, but this entry lowers the bar to new depths. The stilted dialogue and poor scene concepts aside, the Babysitter 13 lacks in the looks department compared to other titles in the series. Still, the taboo qualities of employer/employee relations and May-December romances combine to create an edition of the Babysitter series that doesn't completely disappoint.

The first scene stars Veronica Lace in a funereal sex romp with her now deceased best friend's employer. You see, the attractive if plain-featured thin brunette is trying to help Mr. Johnson grieve over the death of his babysitter. I've seen such a scenario play out at most every funeral I attend for a buxom young woman. Veronica is tall, thin, has nice perky natural breasts, and seems fairly enthusiastic about sex. She looks great in doggy in this scene, perhaps because of the way her long legs stretch to accommodate her co-star's height. Another high point of the scene is her priceless facial expressions she uses to show how much she enjoys getting drilled over the casket. She takes a weak load on her face to conclude. If the idea of sex in a funeral home doesn't turn you off immediately, the presence of Veronica Lace makes this scene one to recommend.

The dirty little Renee Pornero opens up to the bullish Rod Fontana in the second scene. She shows up at his door wearing a cheerleader outfit presumably looking for sex. This too is a very common occurrence in my area of the United States. Renee has very sexy grey/green eyes to go with her long black hair. Her small frame and ample breasts are accentuated by her incredible tight ass. To add to the effect of being a young impressionable babysitter, she has done her hair in pigtails for the scene. Her oral skills are impressive, taking Rod's thick rod with little difficulty. He bends her over the couch as he ravages her pretty pussy from behind before sliding his cock into her ass. She does occasionally grimace during the anal penetration (a warning for those who like to pretend all women love anal sex). She kneels as he cums on her tongue and lips, maintaining eye contact with him as he climaxes. The best scene on the dvd bar none.

A previously unknown starlet named Michelle Christian plays the daughter-in-law to Buck Adams in Scene 3. This is a really low energy and boring scene overall, but Michelle has a unique look that makes it worth checking out. She has frizzy red/orange hair done in pigtails, freckles, and very pale skin. She's a classic Irish lass! Her body is thicker than most starlets yet has very few curves. She has very small breasts and moderately sized creamy thighs. I can't say I'd usually be a fan of an appearance like hers, but it really works for her in a sexy way. Pretty standard scene here: fingering, blowjob, missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy (with a nicely arched back), cum in open mouth. Kind of a hot setup for those of us with slutty daughters-in-law, but Buck decides to take over the scene with his ridiculous grimaces and "oohs" and "aahs".

A punk Julie Night wraps up this dvd with a lame scene with Dave Hardman in an exxxtreme punk rock club! For anyone doubting her anarchist tendencies, she used fake spray-on blue hair color and put two large spikes in her hair to accessorize with the pigtails. Her spiked bracelet helps her to freak out the conformists with her individuality! But, Dave Hardman doesn't disappoint as he pounds her harder than she's used to in a standing doggy style session during the scene. She really deepthroats well, but it's just so hard to enjoy the scene knowing she's a badass punker. She actually begins to look better as the fucking continues, since her hair begans to clump with sweat and her heavy blue eyeshadow becomes more noticable. She goes from being a laughable caricature of a punk to a girl who looks slutty enough to fuck a total stranger at a club. He shoots his load onto her pierced tongue before retreating to his wife and kids in the suburbs.

This dvd is really only recommended for die-hard Babysitter series fans or porn fans looking for the worst scene set-ups in recent years. All of the scenes arouse at least somewhat, but only Renee Pornero and Veronica Lace put enough into their performances for a quick rub-out session. As usual with Notorious releases, the extras are completely unmentionable save for some bad previews.

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