Running Time: 74 min.
Production Date: 1994
Director: Harold Lime and Jane Waters
Cast: Dyanna Lauren, Felecia, Kimberly Chambers, Leslie Lixx, Lynn LeMa, Tiffany Mynx, and VixXxen
Initial Expectations: Iíve had mixed results out of this series, so Iím going in with a fairly open mind.
Initial Reaction: Itís one of the best all girl movies Iíve seen in a long time!
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting playful all girl action
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier or heavy toy all girl action
Audio /Video Quality: For a movie thatís nearly ten years old, the technical aspects are very impressive. The audio is clear and well balanced, and thereís minimal dubbing. The video has a few minor remnants, but they rarely interfere with the picture too much. The picture looks a little soft, but never so bad that it seems grainy, and is nicely lit.
Music: The music is light, sexy, playful, and balanced extremely well with the rest of the audio.
Menus: The main menu blends a small clip from the movie with your choices. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a scene number and a small clip of each scene.
The Feature: Lynn LeMay is in charge of a photo shoot full of bikini-clad babes. Dyanna Lauren is the photographer, and between them they try to arrange the girls as they think Middle America will like to see them best. Of course, like almost any other job thereís plenty of politics, and the girls are willing to do whatever they need to stay on top.
Felecia and VixXxen start things off after a little argument. VixXxen quickly establishes herself as the dominant one, and has Felecia start to strip down and dons a strap-on herself. VixXxen has Felecia get down and suck her cock before fucking her from behind. They move to the bed for a couple more positions before VixXxen gives Felecia an imaginary facial. VixXxen gets her turn next, with Felecia giving her some good twat tonguing before they finish things up kissing.
This is a pretty good scene. Felecia and VixXxen have great chemistry and look like theyíre having a great time. Although the imaginary facial is cheesy, it also adds a lot of fun to the scene. Itís fairly handled in a playful way and I fully expected the scene to end there. When the girls kept going afterwards it felt like icing on the cake. This is a very nice scene.
Lynn LeMay and Tiffany Mynx get it on in the second scene. Tiffany strips Lynn out of her business suit and stockings and ties one of her stockings around Lynnís oversized left tit. She licks Lynnís twat how sheís instructed before riding her tongue. Lynn returns the favor, with Tiffany spending much of her time sitting inverted in Lynnís lap. Tiffany sits both facing away from Lynn and facing towards her so she can lap at Lynnís cunt before they finish things looking completely exhausted.
This is a great scene! Tiffany and Lynn keep things nicely playful and even make the scene feel unique with the sitting sixty-nine. Itís a position that I canít remember seeing done before and the two of them make it look easy (although Iím sure itís not). Thereís no toys in the scene, although they never feel like theyíre needed, either. This is a great lesbian scene that actually feels unique!
Kim Chambers and Dyanna Lauren get busy in the third scene after Dyanna helps Kim put on her bikini. After some light kissing Kim attacks Dyannaís pussy with her tongue while Dyanna lays back on the bed. Dyanna has Kim lay back so she can reciprocate. The girls rub their titties together before Dyanna stands up and grabs the top of the bedframe while Kim eats her from below. They finally bring things to a close with a little kissing.
This is another really good scene, and once again felt a little unique with Dyanna standing and grabbing onto the top of the bedframe for Kim to eat her. Dyanna and Kim have great chemistry together and look like theyíre having a lot of fun. Thereís a few smiles through the scene, and the only real bad part of the scene is the girls rubbing their tits together.
Kim Chambers gets it on with Leslie Lixx in the penultimate scene. Kim starts out straddling Lynnís face and having Leslie spank her while eating her. Lynn also eats Kim as she lays back on a couch before Kim shows that she can give as good as she gets. They break out the lube so Kim can see how many fingers she can fit into Lynn, and I donít think thereís much doubt left as to whether or not Lynn could take a fist. They finish things up with Kim giving Lynnís lower lips a little lick.
This is another good scene. It gets a little nastier with the girls getting into spanking much more than the other scenes and Kim seeing how many fingers Lynn can take, but it never seems forced. Once again the girls look like theyíre really getting into it, and things seem to flow naturally. This is a very nice scene!
Lynn LeMay and Dyanna Lauren get it on to finish things up after a little wine. They play and kiss back and forth before Lynn has Dyanna suck a little wine off the spiked heel of her shoe. Dyanna keeps things going by playing with Lynnís pussy with her foot. She worships Dyannaís foot a bit more before moving down to eat Dyanna. She puts her glasses to play on Dyannaís pussy and even gives Dyannaís ass a little tongue action. Dyanna takes one more lick at Lynn before breaking out an early jackrabbit style vibe, and they finish things up kissing in front of a fire.
This is easily the best and most creative scene in the movie. Dyanna and Lynn have great chemistry between them and seem like theyíre constantly looking for a new way to please each other. I loved the shoe and foot action being brought into this scene, as well as the glasses. Most importantly, I never felt like I was watching another scene being rehashed, which is always a danger with lesbian scenes. This is an excellent scene!
Babes Illustrated is a very good all girl movie. To start with, it never takes itself overly serious. The setups are often playful and the spirit continues into the scenes. The scenes all have nice chemistry and a varying feel with some girls putting out intense scenes and others keeping things a bit lighter and more playful. Lynn LeMay really shines here, and although I donít know if Iíve seen her before this, I can see why she was on the cover! Both of Lynnís scenes are extremely hot here, and leave her as the true standout performer in the feature. The most important thing about Babes Illustrated, however, is that the scenes feel creative. Thereís positions I donít recall seeing before as well as the girls going at things in ways that are rarely seen. I never felt like any of the scenes were being repeated and was drawn into virtually every scene here. Babes Illustrated is a great all girl movie, and if the rest of the series even gets close to as good as this one I can easily see why itís been around so long.
Extras: The photo gallery lasts about two minutes with about six seconds per decent looking framed photo. Thereís also company information, weblinks, and the B-side of the DVD filled with trailers.
Themes: Lesbian, toys, spanking, shoe worship, feet, food, and rimming (female > female)
Condoms Usage: None needed
Raincoat Factor: High
Overall: Currently, many of Metroís DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. This is more than fair for what you get here. The movie is fun and playful, and actually has a few scenes that feel unique. There isnít much worth mentioning for extras, but the technical aspects look very good for the age of the feature.
Note to Metro: Itís really impressive to see the job you did on the technical aspects here. I hope this isnít a fluke among your older titles!
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