Reviewed by Gunth
Intro: Ok, before you read any further, go click on the little icon on the top left and take a look at the box cover. Look at it very carefully. What you should see are 14 of the top girls in the Eastern Europe. And they are ALL in this movie. They all do anal, and there is enough ATM to please anyone. Coming in at over 6 hours in length and spanning 2 DVDís, it was a major undertaking just to sit down and watch the whole thing. If you are a fan of Eurobabes, there is absolutely no reason why you wouldnít want to buy this one right now. On the other hand, if you are sometimes annoyed by Euronbabes and their fake moaning and posing for the camera, then ignore this one.
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Mya Diamond, Nikki Blond, and Dude: Good contrast between the girls. Mya is the classic dark Hungarian beauty, Nikki is the pale blond. Too much of one girl sitting off to the side by herself. A lot of fake moans. Nikki rides a mean reverse anal cowgirl, her legs are perfect for it. Girls share the facial, but no cum kisses. Short scene, 15 minutes of sex. Girls didnít interact. Anal. ATM
Lillian Tiger: My current favorite euro babe. Curvy body, scrumptious ass, and perfect breasts. Nice foreplay with some soft kissing. She has a hell of a lot of piercings down there. Anal. Light gaping. Open Mouth Facial
Adrianna Russo and Dude: Petite blond with giant breasts. Decent foreplay. The dude is pretty large, so it offered some good viewing watching her tight little body and perfect ass go bouncing up and down. Cream Pie.
Mandy Bright and Dude: She looks hot in the business suit and glasses. High heals and thigh highs. She is unshaved. Most enthusiastic blow job of the movie. Leans backwards over a chair while he bangs her. Pretty hot. Mandy was just wild here, throwing everything she could into the scene, whether anally or vaginally. Would have been my favorite scene, but the moans are noticeable dubbed. 10 minutes long.
Nataly Brown and Dude: Perfect brunette with a full luxurious head of hair. She looks really cute, and the scene lasts for a decent amount of time with both vaginal and anal sex, but for some reason it didnít do anything for me. May have had something to do with the lack of real sounds. Ends with a nice facial.
Katy Carlo and Dude: I donít know what movie this was cut from, but Katy doesnít appear her normal hot self here. Very minimal time spent in makeup. Cream pie. Nothing else much to say.
Claudia and dude: I love this girl. Tall brunette with long strait hair to match her long legs. Wears heals and thigh highs through the scene. This scene has a lot of kissing and passion to it, which is why I like it. Another reason it stood out was the wonderful reverse anal cowgirl. With her long legs it was something to see. Messy facial, love the look of expectation in her eyes as she waits for it.
Yvette Blanco and two dudes: A little bit better than average brunette who actually puts some excellent effort into her scene, able to ride one guy pretty hard while giving the other just as much attention with her mouth. One gives her a cream pie while the other cums on her face.
Nicol and Dude: Petite brunette who I have only seen before on the 21st Sexuary site. Anal. Reverse Anal cowgirl while she fingers herself. Messy facial with a long cleanup.
Melanie and Dude: Another thin Brunette. I think this is an older scene, donít recall seeing her in anything for the last two years. Scene starts off with her doing allot of dancing and posing for the camera. Energetic. Anal. Facial. Smiles for the camera.
Dorina and Jennifer: lesbian. Dorina is a gorgeous blond, while Jennifer is a brunette. The girls where cute, but the scene as a whole didnít work for me because it was too stylized. The girls spent way too much time acting and moving around for the camera, they didnít appear to care whether or not they got off or that the other one got off. It looked cool to watch, but I am pretty sure neither girl got off.
Black Diamond and Dude: If you have never seen Black diamond before, the only way I can describer her is a Hungarian Glamazon. Picture a tall, dark skinned brunette with perfect natural large breastsÖand a who looks like she could kick your ass or fuck your brains out, depending on her mood. Facial with a nice little squirt going across her eye. Scene didnít really do anything for me, looked like she was going though the motions.
Ellen Saint and two guys: Best scene on disk two. Right from the start she is smiling and laughing. She likes a good fucking and you can tell she is ready to get it on. Just an all out perfect ass. Excellent oral skills, giving the balls and shaft love. Nice RAC, which she also does with a smile on her face, a dick in her mouth, and her hand rubbing her clit. When it comes time for the DP, she throws herself into it, working for every bit of pleasure she can get out of it. Ends with a nice double facial.
Zafira and Dude: Petite Brunette. Starts with her peeing an a sink. Slow scene. A lot of foreplay. Slow bj, but nicely done, she makes sure to give the balls the attention they deserve. She ends up riding him pretty good before he gives her a decent facial, but with most of it landing on her shoulders.
Kathy Anderson and Dude: Cute blond with average breasts in white turtleneck sweater and some killer thigh highs. She has the look of a classic beauty. Some excellent kissing to start off, so passionate I actuality believe it is real and that they really dig each other. They take their time getting out of their clothes. Anal. Anal Reverse cowgirl. Smiles for the camera after taking a nice load on her face and chest.
Sex: There was such a range of good and bad here, it is hard to sum it up. Look at the individualized descriptions above, and get an idea from there. I did think the sex here was above average overall, with some great scenes (Claudia, Mandy Bright, Kathy Anderson, and Ellen Saint come to mind), and overall there was more good sex than bad. That being said, the scenes feel pretty short for those used to the usual gonzo fair. Since they appear to have been part of features at one point, some if it gets lost when they cut it down to an all sex tape. 3.5
Girls: Just go look at the box cover again. I can only name on or two girls currently making movies in Eastern Europe who I would want to see that arenít in this movie. 5
Audio/Video: Inconsistent. The scenes were shot over the last 2 and a half years, so we get some great scenes and some average scenes. 3
Extras: Photo Gallery. It also lets you choose what you want to see in terms of sexual acts, and you can then jump to the scenes where those acts take place. 2
Plot and Acting: NA
In the End: This one doesnít quite live up to expectations. What you get are a bunch of scenes shot over the last two years that never quite made it into movies of their own, so they are all collected here. Some are shot gonzo style and some are pulled from features. In fact, the scenes with Mandy Bright, Mya Diamond, and Kathy Anderson all looked like they came from the same movie. All in all, about two thirds of the scenes are above average or great, making this movie a great value for the money, although never quite living up to the promise showed on the cover.