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Avengers XXX (Vivid)

Studio: Vivid
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fu_q's ratings for Avengers XXX (Vivid):
Overall Rating 4 stars
Avengers XXX (Vivid) overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Avengers XXX (Vivid) Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Avengers XXX (Vivid) Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Avengers XXX (Vivid) Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Avengers XXX (Vivid) Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Avengers XXX (Vivid) DVD Extras rating 5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Avengers XXX (Vivid) A/V Quality rating 5 stars
Worth$25.00
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Reviewed by fu_q  on  5/18/2012
Review:
Some of the best—and sexiest—heroes are on display in “Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody”, a very good adult rendition of the popular Marvel Comics property of the same name. In this production, director Axel Braun teams up with an all-star cast to faithfully reproduce the look and feel of these comic book heroes. Indeed, from Eric Masterson’s “Hawkeye” to Brooklyn Lee’s “Black Widow”, the players all put forth authentic representations of their respective characters. Further, the sex in this parody is typically quite hot, and it’s every fan-boy’s wet dream to see his favorite Marvel heroes in some sexy suck-and-fuck action. On all of these fronts, this release pretty much excels. The only area in which it really falls short is the storyline—it feels a little bit light and incomplete in these regards (see below). Either way, however, it’s a strong enough endeavor that’s worth a look…particularly for comic book geeks.

In terms of the plot, Lexington Steele plays the role of “Nick Fury”, and—under the auspices of “SHIELD”—he has decided to gather together an unlikely cadre of heroic beings as a sort of public super-team. This team is called the “Avengers”. While they initially start off at odds—as diva-like heroes are prone to do—the various members do ultimately come together…both under the imminent threat posed by the Hulk and also via some spontaneous sexy time. While this all sounds great, there really could have been more meat to the proceedings. The final battle with the Hulk either takes place off-screen or is left hanging for later…which more or less means that the climactic moment of the movie (story-wise) is essentially skipped over or held off on. There’s then a jump to some discussion amongst a group of the heroes and the corresponding discovery of another character in a distant location…setting up a sequel. That’s it. In essence, what the audience is finally left with is a decent initial setup, five sex scenes that visit the various participants while interacting and then fucking, a handful of special effects, and a quick, early-movie fight between the Hulk and Iron Man (Jordan Lee and Dale DaBone…both non-sex roles). With all of that…the plot honestly does leave the viewer feeling a bit empty.

In terms of the sex, this release fares much better. As noted, the costuming is top-notch, and the festivities are typically quite hot. One thing that may have detracted a bit from the goings-on, however, is the lack of music in four of the five scenes. Believe it or not, it does make a difference…at least here. Also—much like true cowboys die with their boots on—true super heroes fuck with their costumes on. In each sequence, the female participants leave their outfits on for the duration of their scenes. Of course, they’re often pulled down, pulled aside, or even ripped in at least one case…but they’re always there. While some may find this awkward, it does keep the actors and actresses in character…and I found it to be a good decision.

So…how about the fucking? Well, Scene One features the awesome Brooklyn Lee—whose star simply continues to rise and rise—with Eric Masterson. Brooklyn is playing the role of “Black Widow”—for which she’s perfectly suited—and Eric is “Hawkeye”. The two are an item and Brooklyn’s been away. Of course, the first thing on their minds is a quick fuck…which takes place in the sleeping quarters of the Avengers’ hide-out. The vaginal romp that ensues features some nice oral work by Brooklyn, transitions through some sexy vaginal positions, and closes out with a facial for (and oral cock clean-off by) Ms. Lee—hot stuff! In Scene Two, Phoenix Marie (as SHIELD agent “Sharon Carter”) gets hot and bothered by Lexington Steele’s plotting and manipulations, and the pair gets it on in a warehouse-like setting at the hideout. Phoenix blows Lex—of course—and then takes him vaginally and anally (which is quite the impressive feat). There’s some ass-to-mouth in this one, and the festivities are capped off with a facial for Phoenix…which she then swallows—excellent material!

Scene Three couples Danni Cole (as the “Scarlet Witch”) and Lexi Swallow (as “Ms. Marvel”). Lexi happens upon Danni while she’s practicing with her powers in the hideout’s gym, and—before long—their panties are pulled aside and they’re going at it. This very good lesbian tryst involves some hot finger and oral action before closing out. (It should be pointed out that Danni has the hottest costume of the bunch. The way it barely contains her ample bosom is truly something to behold.) In Scene Four, Chyna (as “She-Hulk”) and Brendon Miller (as “Thor”) have a blustery heart-to-heart about the Hulk before they sate each others’ carnal desires in Brendon’s candlelit quarters. This decent scene features oral work by the participants and a handful of vaginal positions before finishing with a facial for Chyna. This one’s okay but could have been a bit hotter…and, unfortunately, Chyna’s body-paint looks uneven (likely due to the rigors of fucking).

The finale is Scene Five, which involves Xander Corvus (as “Spider Man”) and Lexi Swallow (again as “Ms. Marvel”) in a very good, supply room romp. This sexy sequence occurs after Xander has decided to join the team and Lexi has noted to him how much she enjoys his company. The blowjob work here involves some mild face-fucking and throating, and the various vaginal positions that the pair employs are all hot. A facial and some oral cock clean-off bring this fine tryst to a close.

In terms of other items, it should be noted that there’s a watermark in the lower-right portion of the screen. As always, it isn’t a big deal. The occasional effects that are present in the movie are good, and the production values (i.e. screen resolution, etc.) are top-notch. The other relevant elements—costuming, plot, etc.—have already been covered above.

Bonus-wise, there’s a second disc. This contains a “Non-Sex Version” of the film which features the content without any of the boinking (~14 minutes without the credits). There’s also an awesome “Behind the Scenes” featurette, and a super-sexy “Bonus Scene” involving Evan Stone (as “Thor”) and Jenna Presley (as “Spider Woman”). In all honesty, this is probably the best sex scene of the film, and it appears to simply be an alternate filming of the Chyna / Brendon Miller sequence described a few paragraphs above. In this one, Jenna antagonizes Evan to the point where he rips her breast out of her costume and fucks her righteously…as only the wielder of Mjolnir can. Transitioning through a number of sexy vaginal positions, this sequence is capped off with a pop-shot to Jenna’s pussy and outfit. She also does a bit of squirting early on, and it can safely be said that this scene rocks…hard. Beyond this, there’s a “Photo Gallery” that’s cool (a slideshow of the actors and actresses in costume and also production stills), a choice of four related “Previews”, and some advertisements (“Vivid Extras”).

All in all, while “The Avengers XXX…” isn’t perfect in terms of its plot, it’s still a very good adult film and worthy of a watch. Whatever the fan-boys lose in terms of the story is made up for with the sex. It’s worthy.


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