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Running Time: 247 min.
Production Date: Various
Cast: Alisha Bizart, Ana Nova, Dru Berrymore, Gia Jordan, Holly Wellin, Joanna Angel, Layla Jade, Luscious Lopez, Melissa Lauren, Nikki Hunter, Noname Jane, Roxanne Hall, Shy Love, Trinity, Wendy Divine, Barrett Blade, Buster Good, Cheyne Collins, Dexter, Eric Masterson, Eric Swiss, Ian Daniels, Jason Zupalo, Joey Ray, Mark Davis, Mark Wood, Mr. Marcus, Randy Spears, Talon, and Tommy Gunn
Gia Jordan with John West from Puss ‘n Boots
Scene Breakdown:Scene 1 - Luscious Lopez and Buster Good from Butt Blast (anal creampie)
Condom Usage: In Scene 4
What You Need to Know: Asstastic collects fifteen anal scenes. If there are any openings to the scenes they're cut off letting you get right to the action, and there's a very nice variety to the action with both romantic and driving sex scenes, threesomes, interracial, and the cum going pretty much everywhere it can except in the pussy. Alesha and Holly's scenes was a couple of my favorites in this release, but with this much variety there should be something for everybody. The only problem with Asstastic is the aspect ratio, which is skewed throughout the movie taking scenes that look like they were originally shot in the widescreen format and then reformatted again so there are black bars at the top and the bottom. It almost looks like they were supposed to be taken from the widescreen format and then reformatted for the full screen format, but instead were reformatted again for the widescreen format so rather than being at the normal 1.78:1 ratio they're now more like the 2.35:1 extra widescreen ratio used in some big budget film releases. This takes what could have been a very good anal compilation and turns it into one that's hard to watch due to something that can only be thought of as a lack of quality control. Asstastic has plenty going for it, but the technical aspect problem almost completely takes it away.
Extras: Trailers (6), a bonus scene (from The Dark Side of Bree with Bree Olson, Eric Masterson, Seth Gamble, and Tommy Gunn), a photo gallery (7:55), and commercials
Verdict: Aim low on this one or just plain skip it. There's a nice variety to the anal action here working in threesomes, interracial, driving sex, romantic sex, and cumshots every where you could want them. At the same time, the skewed aspect ratio holds back the entire movie. This makes much of Asstastic hard to watch, and I can't blame anybody out there for skipping it because of it.
Note to Adam & Eve: If you're going to put out a compilation, please don't try to deceive people by listing a single director for the release.
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