Scene 1: Lorelei Lee and Randy Spears in "Reform School Girls- Fans of the classic Catholic school girl look will enjoy Lorelei Lee here, as she appears in a midriff-baring white button down top and plaid skirt. Her bleached blond hair and ample breasts lend a definite porn star appearance to this thickly-built young woman. She looks very good bent over a desk with her skirt pulled up around her waist. This woman gives great "Fuck me" facial expressions before he blasts a huge load across her face.
Scene 2: Inari Vachs/Stephanie Swift/Sterling/Eric Price/Erik Everhard in "Sex Safari" - A nice orgy scene follows a decent opening scene on this comp. Inari and Sterling begin by worshipping goddess Stephanie's body in an Egyptian-themed room before the 2 male guards lose control and began performing oral sex on the two women. Point of note: Inari has the widest cleavage I've ever seen. Pretty standard orgy here, lots of tab A going into slot B and so on. He licks her, she fucks him, she sucks him, he fucks her, etc. All in all very hot, especially if you like your women in flowing white robes and gold bracelets.
Scene 3: Marie Luv and Marco Banderas in "Minority Rules" - Marie is a very pretty and slim black woman who sucks balls better than most pornstars I've seen. She doesn't seem to like anal at all and uses a small vibe during it before he sprinkles a small shower of cum onto her open mouth and chest.
Scene 4: Julia Ann and Tanya Danielle in "Class Act" - 2 gorgeous blondes. Black lingerie. Silver vibrators. A scene on an anal-themed compilation. Seriously, there's nothing else I can add. Awesome.
Scene 5: Dee/Stormy Daniels/Trina Michaels in "The Predator" - 3 very hot women and cages. Seriously, watching Stormy standing while Trina Michaels eats her pussy as Dee looks on lustily is worth the price of the compilation by itself. Stormy returns the favor by alternating licks and silver vibe insertions before letting Dee out her cage to join in. Trina and Dee lay pussy to pussy on the floor with a long striped dildo inserted in each woman. As Dee rocks with the dildo in her pussy, Trina reveals her end inserted in her ass. Best scene on the dvd so far.
Scene 6: Sahara Sands/Alex Sanders/Jake Williams in "The Original Wicked Woman" - Here we have the first MMF threesome on this comp. MMFs are usually a great opportunity for a nice DP (double penetration for those of you reading your first porn review). Sahara isn't the most appealing woman to me, with small breasts and a stern face. Her hirsute pubic region is a turn-off as well. All three thespians are dressed in Victorian-era clothing, perhaps alluding to the original film's title. Within minutes, we are treated to a cowgirl DP during which Ms. Sands arches her back quite nicely. She jerks both men onto her chest simultaneously. Short scene.
Scene 7: Tera Heart and Tony Tedeschi in "Temptation of Serenity" - Execution office setting. Tera is a brunette with wavy hair and nice breasts. She really enjoys being eaten out as Tony enthusiastically goes down on her before she returns the favor. Her ass looks phenomenal as she rides him while he's seated on a chair. She has a very nice body and uses it to its full potential during this scene. Good standard sex.
Scene 8: Kaylani Lei and Lyla Lei in "Kaylani Unleashed" - More schoolgirl here as we are treated to two beautiful Asian women in plaid skirts and white tops in a classroom. Very artsy lesbo scene complete with "I'm a slut" enscribed blackboards and worm-filled apples. An amazing 69 on teacher's desk and huge floppy dildos provide the hot highlights, but too much editing hurts the scene. Less is more sometimes, director.
Scene 9: Mia Smiles/Nikita Denise/Stephanie Swift/Steven St Croix in "Phantom Love" - Nikita and Mia approach a sleeping couple and begin sexing them up. Mia begins sucking the cock of Steven St Croix and Nikita goes to work on the raven-haired Stephanie Swift. Usually I dislike lesbian sex, but this dvd has already provided great examples and this scene is no exception. The hotter coupling here is definitely Nikita and Stephanie. The giver becomes the receiver as the couple return the favor of oral sex to their visitors. Steven laps away at Mia's honeypot while Nikita rides Stephanie's face. Steven then fucks Mia doggy as the other two women enjoy a nice 69 session followed by toyplay.
Scene 10: Lacy Rose and Steven St Croix in "Satin and Lace" - Steven wakes a sleeping Lacy Rose by going down on her before she wakes up and decides to suck his cock. At least she had the foresight to wear makeup and jewelry to bed after getting her hair styled nicely. Her attempts at dirty talk give her a eyes a crazed look that suggests her real name may be Lorena Bobbitt. Watch your goods, Steve! Instead of attacking him, she lets him pump into her pussy and then ass before he squirts a small amount on her buttcrack. Not very hot.
Scene 11: Marika and Diether Von Stein in "Ibiza Undressed 2" - Marika is a skinny and leggy blonde who seems more at home in a mini-van or at a country club than in a porno. The sex in this outdoor scene is so mechanical and dispassionate that I decided to fast-forward through it to avoid having to watch her breathe, moan, sigh, groan, breathe, moan, sigh, groan, repeat in real time. My thoughts kept shifting to more exciting things like what to have for dinner during this scene. By the time she grimaces with disgust as he spews a small blast of jizz onto her upper lip, I find I too am grimacing with disgust over the scene. Not recommended.
Scene 12: Kimberly Franklin and Randy Spears in "Just Between Us" - We open with a closeup of Randy's tongue in a very sexy shaved vagina, complete with silver piercing. He continues licking and fingering her before leaning back to allow her to go down on him. Kimberly is a jaw-dropping brunette with a perfectly proportioned body and sexy tattoos. She uses her large and full breasts to titfuck him, teasing us casually with a view of her one pierced nipple. As she rides him cowgirl both vaginally and then anally, I challenge any man reading this to last throughout the entire scene without suffering a zipper-tearing bout of arousal. Her tits bounce perfectly as she rides his cock, his hands reach up and cup her heavenly orbs as she moans. He fucks her on her side as she rests her anklet-wrapped foot on his hip. Before long, Randy pulls out and shoots a load across her face. Very nice!
Scene 13: Jordan, Kimberly Kyle, and pretty boy Alex Sanders in "Wicked Ways #2" - From the cheap motel opening to the two trashy women pulling Alex onto the hide-a-bed, the rough lighting in this scene displays in no uncertain terms the sad fact that this Jordan is not famous UK model Jordan. Still, the scene redeems itself by having some very hot analingus from one woman to another and some nice flat-on-stomach doggy. One woman climbs under the other's pussy to suck Alex's cock when he pulls out while fucking the first. The highlight was a cowgirl DP using a strap-on dildo. I wanted to dislike this scene due to the early 1990s feel to the clip, but the cumswap at the end confirmed my suspicions: it was a pretty good scene!
Scene 14: Georgia Peach, Ace, and Bishop in "Black and White In Color" - Georgia Peach will be copulating with two of the famous American Gladiators in this scene based on the ridiculous names of Ace and Bishop. The two black men get to fuck the deliciously juicy Georgia Peach, a fact that leaves me quite jealous. One dark rod stretches her mouth as the other man works his hand between her thick thighs. There is a definite dominance feel to the scene as the men place her on hands and knees before shoving their cocks into her mouth and pussy and using her as a fuckdoll between them. Her ass jiggles so beautifully as she slurps and mumbles her exclamations with a huge cock in her mouth. The recipient of her oral skills loses himself very early in the scene, leaving her alone with the other guy. Quickly, she sits with his cock in her ass and fucks him like mad before he cums in her mouth.
Scene 15: Tracy Love and Peter North in "Naked and Nasty" - This clip from the 1998 award winner for most generic porn film title begins with the legend Peter North trying to tell the sultry blond Tracy Love that they shouldn't be doing this. She convinces him otherwise by deepthroating his cock. She shows off her puffy pussy lips as she rides his cock while he grips and squeezes her pillowy tits. She brings him to climax will he drills her in anal doggy, which means we get to see a famous North cumshot on her asshole. It's very hot when he plunges his dick back into her ass to fuck her briefly to end the scene. I'd much rather see it on her face, but all in all a decent scene.
Scene 16: Alex Jordan/Alexis De Vell/Jeanna Fine/Kiss/PJ Sparxx/Porsche Lynn/Serenity in "Jennifer Ate" - Who's ready for a 1980s orgy? This scene features lots of women getting each other off while on a giant mattress or wrestling ring. Tons of boobs and dildos and manicured nails appear. If the sight of a naked woman or sex toys arouse you, by all means this scene is guaranteed to blow your mind. If you've watched a porn scene and thought, man this has been done before...this scene will be do that for you. I guess it's good for a closing scene for a compilation dvd, but it's not worth waiting around for.
Extras: Standard "Pop Shot Recap", DVD-ROM content (Wicked Company info and link, Wicked Awards info, and some Wicked backgrounds), a Wicked DVD catalog year-by-year (only covers and titles listed), and phone sex ads. I would dock this extras lineup a half point just for the crappy phone sex stuff. Hello? I have a 4 hour porn dvd playing right now. Why would I have to call for phone sex too?
Overall thoughts: Well, it was a compilation. Some compilations are meant to be the best of the best. Others are meant to be a cut and paste mishmosh of generic scenes intended to be sold for $5 at your local porn shop. "Asshole Casserole" is definitely of the latter. A handful of scenes were well worth it, but most were forgettable. For its price, you could do much worse.