Movie Studios >  Red Light District >  Reviews  > Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District)
Other reviews of this DVD:
bono-ONE Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 3.5 starsAssault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 3.5 starsAssault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 3.5 stars
CIRCLE_OF_WILLIS Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 3.5 starsAssault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 3.5 starsAssault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 3.5 stars
Selena Silver Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 4 starsAssault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 4 starsAssault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 4 stars
astroknight Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 4 starsAssault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 4 starsAssault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) 4 stars
Write a review for Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District)
Send me an email when there is a new review of Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District)
Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District)
Previews

Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District)

Studio: Red Light District
Category:  All Sex , Anal
Directed by:
Starring: , , , , , , , , , , ,
Released on: 
Where to buy:DVD NewDVD RentStreaming/Download
The Pocketcomb Pimp's ratings for Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District):
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) DVD Extras rating 2 stars
Audio/Video Quality Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) A/V Quality rating 4 stars
Rating Scale
Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  10/12/2005

Assualt that Ass #3

Running Time: 120 min.Est

Production Date: June 2003

The Pocketcomb Premise

At what point do you decide that you don’t need your ass anymore? This is a question that will forever haunt some of today’s top female talent. Assault is a crime in all 50 of these United States, but for the benefit and betterment of the adult industry, these women has sacrificed their colons for the Red, White & Blue. Gentlemen, Freak & Fans, I give you Assault That Ass #3
Victoria


This is a girl that I have seen many stills of over the past year or so. Today she looks better than any Polaroid of her in print.

This scene moved a bit slow, but not too slow. It was obvious that Victoria wanted to be there, but I think it was unclear if her ass could take the abuse that Stefano had in store for her. I would have liked to see a bit more aggression, but I have to tip my hat to Stefano for walking that line between reality and fantasy.

Personally I think Victoria enjoyed the scene, so that outweighed the bad acting that goes along with a painful or uncomfortable anal scene. Good play Stefano.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10


Selena Silver


Selena is a girl that does everything I like. She does anal and Black men. Fairly simple criteria. Well she has always fallen short in my book is the fact that I never believe that her work is anything more than a way to collect a check.

Ms. Silver is a pretty girl, but unfortunately she looks like about 25% of females walking the planet. Sure, she changes her hair from curly to straight. She even dabbled being blonde, but at best she’s that girl at work that always looks different, but you can’t put your finger on it.

Despite the fact that I am not attracted to Selena, she still scores a 9 on looks, cause my scale just doesn’t lie. She has ass, a pretty face and a perfect set of natural breast. I will go on record by saying that her figure is amazing and I never gave her credit for that in past reviews.

I still was sold on her performance here today. She talked a pretty good game, but it came of as the usual rhetoric that she spews during sex. She has so much ass that the lens was never at a loss for something to shoot, but the chemistry was still a bit short in my book.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10


Summer Luv


This girl is Amanda Bynes with a kiss of Taylor Rain on top. I had seen Ms. Luv in a Max Hardcore joint, and thought to myself, “This girl has potential”. Max’s work should never be a meter to measure women, so I thought I would seek out a non sideshow piece to critique her work.

This nasty girl really appears to have issues, but thankfully for us she works them out on camera. She’s not the trick she would like us to believe she is, but she is plenty nasty for a youngin. It appears to me that Ms, Luv has left the biz, but if you ask me, she was well on the rod to givin Mila a run for her money.

Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 8/10


Jenni


I had never heard of this girl before I saw her here. It was also made clear in the intro that this was her 1st scene and as far as I know it may be her only scene. She tells the camera that her ass is the part of her body that men like most, and I have to admit that I see why.

Jenni looked great, but despite her eagerness to fuck, once again she didn’t calculate “The Stefano Factor” Michael ain’t no joke and these new girls need to realize that high school dick ain’t got nothing on Stefano. Once again Michael took his time but the anal was short and sweet due to this matter.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 8/10


Kelly


This box top babe didn’t look the same here at all. On the cover she has a sophisticated mature look. In the video she has a bubble gum “I’m skipping school today steelo” That’s okay, she still looks good, but I was just expecting a little more mature look from her.

The positions really hampered this scene. About 90% of the scene was spooning. You never get to see her ass or her figure. The anal was slow and not very convincing. Another college try, but short of what we expect from RLD.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10


Anika Fox


This is somebody special. This girl took so much dick in the ass from Jack Napier in another title that I still don’t get where she put it. I have a thing for red heads so this girl is good from jump in my book. The two men in this scene lay pipe. This is exactly whet you expect from Red Light and most likely why they shoes to close the title out this way.

Ms. Fox loves dick, and in her short career, I don’t think I was ever disappointed in her. This scene alone makes this title worth it all.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10


The lighting and audio were flawless in this title, but it had some of the most amateurish camera work I have seen in my life. My guess is anyone with a video camera could have outshot Mr. Fisher.

The women looked great and about 50% allowed the male talent to live up to this title. This was a good title and I’d recommend the rental. You may want to buy it, but based on the lack of recognizable talent, I’d say, check it out before you buy it.

Questions & Comments



Check prices for Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District)


The opinions expressed in this review of Assault That Ass 3 (Red Light District) from Red Light District are not necessarily the opinions of Adult DVD Talk. Adult DVD Talk provides a public forum for consumers to post their DVD reviews. Adult DVD Talk does not edit these reviews.