Iíve just realised that this will be my 151st review for ADT, if Steph et al agree to publish it, and so what better way to celebrate the start of the next half century than to review the latest instalment of one of the most iconic gonzo series in modern porn. All in all, itís been a great twelve months for fans of JJ, with the launch of the Ass Factory and the return of favourites such as Trained Teens, Slut Puppies, Lex the Impaler and of course, his flagship series, Ass Worship. So in what could be described as a golden age for Jules fans, letís have a closer look at what volume 13 has to offer.
After all that ass kissing, I have to come clean and admit that I skipped number 12 because of what I regarded as a weak cast, but this time I had no such worries. In particular I was looking forward to Nacho Vidal taking on the A list pairing of Jada and Kristina, the mouth watering curves of Jynx Maze and, one of my favourite girls, Krissy Lynn enjoying double cock. My expectations are so high for this one that the pressure is killing me, so letís jump in and see whether volume 13 can live up to my own hype.
Iíve never really agreed with the phrase, ďyou can have too much of a good thingĒ, with a case in point being the soapy butts of anal divas, Kristina Rose and Jada Stevens. Bath time has surely never been this much fun and it makes my rubber duck in my bath seem quite pathetic.
There is some nice interplay between the girls as they take turns soaping each otherís butts, although I would like to have seeing some more girl on girl kissing from these two cuties. Roccoís love child, Nacho Vidal is the lucky stud who gets to towel off these beauties, although itís Nachoís prick that seems to be getting deep cleaned in some awesome two heads are better than one action.
The fucking begins with some hot, albeit all too brief, cowgirl action on the side of the bath. Indeed, the site of Jadaís little tits jiggling around as Nacho fucked her from below almost had me reaching for the tissues prematurely.
Nacho carries the girls into the house and a game of naked twister ensues before Nacho lines those butts up so that he can pound those pussies in turn. It isnít long however, before Nacho is inside Kristinaís ass and our little whore is gaping and crying out in pleasure. Jada provides ass to mouth duties but soon itís her turn to bend over for Nachoís girth.
Nacho then gets a taste for double decker anal as first he stacks the girlsí ass holes in doggie and then in missionary. Itís like a lucky dip where every ticket is a winner. Nach then gets to do something that is now on my bucket list. Jada rides him in cowgirl while Kristina licks his ass, prostate and shaft. Surely no normal human could withstand this? The scene concludes with the best ending to a scene in the film as nacho cums into Jadaís mouth not once, but twice before she drops it into Kristinaís mouth.
Nacho is all raw intensity, and it works here with both Kristina and Jada putting in great performances.
Franceska Jaimes is a statuesque, Columbian lady with a large round ass, enhanced titties and an attractive face with lovely lips. Itís hot out by the pool so Franceska has to put some oil on and as I wasnít there to rub it in for her, she has to do her own while Jules films her.
Inside and Ďfansí Chris Strokes and James Dean are waiting for our luscious Latina at the top of the stairs and it isnít long before they are nose and tongue deep in her holes. Franceska drops to her knees for some oral loving before both guys slam her pussy in standing doggie and standing missionary, both positions showing off her long pins.
A short walk and into cowgirl and now Franceska is in position for a cowgirl sandwich and the first real chance to hear that sexy South American accent. Franceska is then spit-roasted in missionary and doggie, with the latter being my definite favourite as both guys really bang her. Reverse-cowgirl DP arrives with both guys really working up a good rhythm before Franceska drops to her knees to take two facials.
I wouldnít say that Iím a massive fan of Franceska, but I canít imagine her looking better than she does here and this is certainly a very solid DP scene.
Jynx Maze has the kind of big round ass that just deserves to be shown off in a pink string bikini against the backdrop of a Californian blue sky, and thankfully, thatís just what Jules gives in a classic Jules Jordan tease sequence by the pool. Jynx prepares her ass with a plug and there is a short sequence where Jules fucks her pussy while she still has the plug in her ass. Jynx then gives Jules some POV head and gives him a quick tit wank on her newly acquired, pierced, D cup titties.
The fucking begins with Jules easing his way into Jynxís pussy and ass in doggie, but it was the sight of Jynx walking in white high heels and string bikini into the house that almost sent me over the edge. Inside, and Jules gives that ass and pussy a good licking before tapping that snatch in standing doggie and then some hot looking reverse-cowgirl and spoon during which you can appreciate just how beautiful Jynx is.
Jynx does some awesome ball sucking before Jules bends her over on the floor for some deep anal drilling in push down doggie, complete with some impressive gapes, and the position looks particularly sexy when Jynx holds her knees together. Jynx crawls over to the bed with Jules still inside her, and then itís into missionary, with breaks for some skull fucking. Then probably the best moment of the scene so far as Jynx jiggles that plump ass on Julesí prick in cowgirl. Reverse spoon is next, filling our screens with ass and then back to anal missionary while Jynx plays with her pussy. There is saliva galore now, as Jynx deep-throats Julesí cock before Jules can stand it no longer and shoots a healthy load over Jynxís face.
I would have liked to see some reverse-cowgirl anal but otherwise this scene was right up there with some of Julesí best scenes and Jynx just looked awesome and had a nice playfulness about her that really added to the scene.
Phoenix won me over with her effervescent performance with two cocks in US Sluts, and so if anyone can persuade me to enjoy a mini gang bang itís certainly Phoenix.
Our three Muskerteers warm Phoenixís ass up with a couple of toys before taking turns to spit roast her ass and pussy in doggie while Phoenix is busy with her mouth and hands.
One of my favourite images of the scene is Phoenix in cowgirl anal leaning over to service each of the guys on either side as she bobs up and down on Mark Woodís prick. Itís then time for Phoenix to get air tight as she is double fucked in cowgirl with the guys taking turns in her ass and mouth.
Reverse-cowgirl DP is next, and again Phoenix is made air tight, although the best action is when the third cock disappears and Phoenix is really fucked hard in her two holes. The home stretch sees the guys spit-roasting Phoenix in doggie with each of the guys taking turns to cum in her ass.
This scene still suffered from too many cocks syndrome but Phoenix looked good and the treble cream pie was a nice surprise, although I have mixed emotions about the guy who had to go in last.
Krissy Lynn is a cute blonde who first came to my attention in Phat Ass White Booty 6, but has moved towards the top of my girls to see list since she started giving up that ass. To say she is curvaceous would be an understatement (her boobs seem to have grown since I last saw her) and Jules is just the man to exploit those curves with his camera lens down by the pool.
Jordan Ash and James Dean are the lucky pricks who get to handle all that cleavage and once inside, Krissy teases them with a lap dance before dropping to her knees to give each guy some vigorous head. The anal plugging is in danger of stalling before its begun as Krissy has difficulty taking Jordanís girth, but fortunately James is on hand to save the day and Krissy is flipped round into spoon to begin her anal examination. That seems to have done the trick as both guys take turns in her ass from behind before Krissy assumes the cowgirl position for a cock sandwich.
Krissy breaks free to clean off both cocks and then she climbs on top of James again for some side saddle while giving some decent deepthroat to Jordan. Itís then into position for a double assault in reverse with Krissyís bare feet waving in the air as she is pummelled by both cocks. There is still time however, for Krissy to take to the air in a flying cowgirl tandem before coming down to earth to gobble up to helpings of main juice.
Krissy is one cute but nasty girl who really seems to enjoy the double pounding she receives here. Iíll be interested to compare this scene with her Manuel scene from Evil Anal 14, but for now I can say that fans of Krissy will not be disappointed.
Rather aptly, the final scene of the film features Buttwoman herself, Kelly Divine, wearing a figure hugging white dress and white heels to show off that famous derriere. Jules takes her for a tour of the pool where there is some typical Jules footage and where Kelly reveals her enhanced boobs and pink G string.
Inside, and Chris Strokes is the lucky fuck who receives a lap dance and ass smothering from Kelly before she engulfs his long prick in her greedy mouth. Itís kellyís pussy that gets the first treatment and the doggie action affords us a great view of her jiggling butt cheeks. The screwing then continues in missionary and Kelly begins to get into the spirit of things with a stream of dirty talk.
Kelly performs some amazing deep-throat on Chris before sitting her ass on his prick in side saddle. The action then switches to a kind of standing reveres-spoon position with Kellyís ass filling the screen. Doggie anal follows but probably the best shots of Kellyís ass are in cowgirl where Kellyís butt cheeks envelope Chrisís prick as he drills her back door. It must have felt good because Chris almost cums before Kelly can jump off and lick his cum of his stomach.
Kelly isnít my favourite porn star but I have to admit that her ass is where itís at, and Kelly shows plenty of personality in her scene and overall it was a hot scene to end the movie.
The BTS footage shows some additional footage and the aftermath of the Nacho Ďfreight trainí scene with Kristina and Jada. In addition there are trailers, cast list, cum shot recap and photo gallery.
It would be wrong to say that I was disappointed with this release but at the same time I wasnít blown away. As I mentioned at the start of the review, Jules has done so much good stuff this year that, in many ways, he has become a victim of his own success.
My favourite scene was the Jules / Jynx scene with Jynx putting in yet another great performance, closely followed by Jada and Kristina who both lived to tell the tail after an anal assault and not one, but two loads from Nacho. Those scenes apart however, the film was a little DP heavy for me with too many cocks and not enough one on one loving. The ass worship by the pool and the sexy outfits were classic Jules, but Iíve just been spoilt by so much great stuff from the Ass Factory this year that this doesnít stand out as the flag ship title it once did. Having said all that, fans of double penetration should dig this release and I still canít wait for number 14.