If you’re an ass fan and you don’t know Kristina Rose then do yourself a favour. The tiny girl with the phenomenal tush is like a muse for Jordan when ass tease is concerned, and the booty shorts and stiletto enhanced strut poolside provide some magnificent angles. When German gigolo Steve Homes unleashes his depraved genius the fucking is both highly erotic and sensually sinful, as both performers explore each others body in a passionate display. Kristina is worth every dollar of her hire fee as she is energetic at what she does and her penchant for dirty sex clearly shines through. Her ass puts away the inches like a fat man can put away a Subway, and how can you begrudge a girl that is prepared to lick man ass as part of the fun. Holmes is a love maker, and he savours every inch of a woman’s body with his mouth, fingers and uncut German cock. This scene is characteristically measured and meticulous in speed with Jordan spending considerable time on the tease before he unleashes the beast. From there it develops into something worthy of watching more than just once.
Like an extremely hot model who performs like a starfish when the passion is turned on in the bedroom, Alexis Texas has a freakish booty that has gained her a legion of fans without being that great a performer. The fact she is a porn star and only does anal with her boyfriend is both a backhanded compliment to her fans and an opening for criticism, and when you consider her boyfriend is the bumbling Pistol Pete then question marks begin to appear as if The Riddler has been let lose to decorate your house. Alexis freaks will be creaming their trousers over this, but for those without an emotional attachment to her headache booty this scene might get you over the line once, but it might pose the question that if this is the best it gets for this real life couple then maybe they need to bring some new moves to the boudoir.
There is no doubting the slut factor of Jenny Hendrix. Another tiny girl with a great ass, and with the new tits and blonde bob and a typical Jordan arrangement of underwear and stockings, she looks quite striking early doors. With a 3 cock assault courtesy of the German love Doctor, Pistol and Big Jerry, this turns in to a mini gang bang that is very heavy on the cock and ball flavour. Apparently the 3 dick trick is a new one for her, and she performs accommodatingly under the difficulties of the triple man meat logistics, and in the end is filled out like an application form. She is hot, and a dirty slut when on song, but with so much man floating around this is for group freaks rather than those that like to get sensual to on-on-one scenarios. I must agree with the main man Christian Dark in his supposition that this scene would have been a lot better with just Jenny and a stud like Mark Ashley. There is a lot of well shot anal, double penetration, and full on face frosting, so this scene doesn’t come as an unpolished diamond.
Like Eminem I think Lisa has a very camera friendly body, although Mariah Milano might tell you different. She is all tits and ass, and the ensemble arranged by Jordan is a very cheeky one with booty shorts and a top that earned her the cover of Anal Junkies on Cock. A first Double Penetration for an experienced performer like Lisa Ann is quite an event, and a sign the Jordan has dusted off the check book for the fans. After the obligatory ass footage, including a leather jock strap that could just about have you reaching for the premature ejaculator’s nasal spray, she backs herself ass first on Everhard and James Deen to get things underway. As you would expect from this A-grader she is vivacious with the cocks and sinfully playful with the boys, performs like an experienced gem who just can’t get enough. The Deen Routine and the Canadian Energiser Bunny are forceful and thunderous, without ever unleashing a true man mauling. This is a high energy scene that moves at a more frantic pace than the others and with Lisa Ann on the spit roast, and a bashful little double ass cream pie cum fart to finish, is definitely worthy of an Ass Worship birth.
The blonde New Yorker has a juicy booty and a set of tits that just don’t let up. For her first anal scene she has gone straight to the top with a gig in Ass Worship and after some foreplay and pussy time with The Deen Routine, she finally opens up the back door and faces the music. Sarah is an eager little fuck, but her virginal ass is dolphin tight, and even after considerable attention it never really opens up for a full on anal thrashing. Pain can clearly be seen flashing across Sarah’s face as The Deen Routine probes, and he never really has the luxury of being able to pin the ears back and go hard. It is just as well Rocco or Manuel aren’t playing the role of virgin surgeon as Sarah would be a chance for a doctors appointment courtesy of a prolapsed anus. As it is, the gentle anal initiation has some tender moments, and the sultry blonde is a very appealing type. But if you are used to the typical backdoor debauchery of Ass Worship scenes then the considered and kind approach has the potential to disappoint. There is no doubting that this is a genuine first timer, but unfortunately the only highlight is the hand to mouth finish and the flirtatious nature of Sarah.
This girl has an ass the size of a suburb and it can put away cocks and toys that make other girls look like pretenders. The red latex chap inspired dress with fishnet body stocking heightens the visual on Phoenix’s posterior, but her tits also demand face time in the aperture. With Chris Strokes and his lengthy cock on the job, and an assortment of interesting toys, Phoenix’s capabilities as an anal performer are intensely tested and the result is that the woman is a freak. The inches are jammed in her pussy and she hardly stirs, the pussy and ass music audible as the lengthy member is slammed balls deep. Strokes is not a jovial or charismatic unit, but he supplies a cock that belongs on a black man and he sticks it in Phoenix’s ass, pussy and mouth without ever hitting a dead end. While this may not be the most passionate arrangement Phoenix will not lose fans with her talents here.
As Jules Jordan’s empire grows, and his releases become increasingly rare, it appears as if the legions of fans he acquired over the years are becoming more disgruntled with each title. He is bashed on message boards when his castlists are released, badgered by fans with suggestions for the next title, and often queried about which one of his many classic series will be next up for a new instalment. Ass Worship 11 has seen mixed reviews for several understandable reasons. The group scene and DP doesn’t hold a great deal of stroke value with the heavy man influence, Alexis Texas and Mr Pete, well nobody really wants to watch them, and Sarah Vandella although being as cute as a button and a whore in the bedroom, cant really handle much cock up her water tight asshole at this stage of her career. But in real terms Jules Jordan is now working under the burden of his own greatness and is clearly judged against a different scale of quality than other directors. His ever expanding business now understandably takes up much of his time and he is clearly no longer able to release new material at a rate that his fans desire. So maybe he should take the guess work out of it and just release four movies a year that are packed with absolute quality, and maybe add a compilation disc of b-sides at the end of the year for Christmas with scenes that didn’t make the cut in the big four. His signature is again all over this with considered tease, exemplary outfits and finely shot hardcore anal. Scenes like Kristina’s is typical Ass Worship material and Phoenix Marie is a genuine freak with her butt skills. So this may not make it in to the top five Ass Worships, but realistically few movies would. One thing you can guarantee, it is still full of Jules Jordan style anal.
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