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Ass Vamps

Ass Vamps

Studio: VCA
Category:  Anal , Foreign
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Zorge's ratings for Ass Vamps:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Ass Vamps overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Ass Vamps Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Ass Vamps Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Ass Vamps Sex rating 2.5 stars
Plot/Acting Ass Vamps Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras Ass Vamps DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Ass Vamps A/V Quality rating 1 star
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Reviewed by Zorge  on  10/3/2007
Scene one: Suzie Diamond Suzie could hardly look better on the cover, that clear, black and red vinyl outfit she's sporting is sexy as all hell. She could just stand around here for 30 minutes and it would be hot enough, but we get the added bonus of watching her get ass fucked!
She starts by blowing a guy who has his hands tied above him on a bed. She unties him and straddles, standing over his face. They go through some 69ing and move onto some mish vaginal action. The editing moves us to a close-up on some doggy action that shifts to anal, without panning out. In fact, we get a more extreme close-up. They move to RCA. Finally, Suzie jerks the guy off into her mouth and on her face. Then apparently turns into a vampire.
The action here is poorly edited and gets stuck on way too many close-up shots, so in spite of Suzie's body looking exquisite in her outfit, we hardly get to see her in full view once the action starts! Frustrating.

Scene two: Kathy Anderson & Kristi Klenot I guess Kathy is a mod vampire, as she likes to wear berets and things with that blue white and red target on them. She looks great here, as she usually does. After Kathy touches herself a bit, Klenot shows up, also looking tremendous, with a nice pink vinyl dress and black thong. She's another gorgeous black haired vixen, with huge tits.
After enjoying the ladies posing individually, we get to see them get down to business with each other. Some 69 action here. Followed by the use of a strap on face dildo, which gets strapped into Kathy's mouth, and Klenot sucks on it, before riding it over Kathy's face (which is the best action in this scene, except the camera work is once again frustrating, still there are some nice visuals here.
Then everything ends suddenly, very abruptly! After an extreme close-up on Kathy's anus and pussy, we see Klenot turn into a vampire and Kathy apparently screams, kills her with a dildo and drags her off. What?!

Scene three: Daria Glower I've always enjoyed watching Daria perform. She's got lighter, amber colored hair in this one, and she is still incredibly hot.
A bit more of a set up here, apparently Daria is in some dungeon getting exorcised by a priestly type dude. And apparently, the dude is too overpowered by Daria's sexiness, he wants to not want her, but he can't win. Daria is too hot.
We actually get some decent shots of Daria blowing and rimming the guy. We also get some goofy acting here.
They fuck while standing, and we get some nice looks at Daria getting banged against a wall in several positions. Then she's back down to suck the guy off, and looking really good while doing so.
We then get some standing doggy action, followed by doggy on all fours. The guy picks Daria up again and fucks her against the wall, followed by some standing 69, with Daria going down balls deep on the guy. Then we get some crazy position with Daria being leaned over a wall while the guy fingers her.
After some more penetration, in a standing position, they move to anal while standing, and we get some nice shots of Daria in action, but the anal doesn't go for long. Soon, Daria is on her knees taking an open mouth facial.
Best scene so far, the least marred by poor camera work and editing. There is some goofy acting here, but the action is still good and Daria looks tremendous.

Scene four: Simona D Simona is another sexy raven haired vixen. She's wearing a really sexy see through vinyl outfit with garters and vinyl thigh highs. After playing with herself, she gets down to blowing some guy wearing a bowling shirt that says "Satan".
They move on to some RCG action, some foot fucking and unfortunately, they take her outfit off! She was so much hotter with it on! Bad choice.
Anyhow, now that I'm further disappointed, they move on to some cowgirl fucking, and Simona still looks great, but the outfit was sexier.
Abruptly, we see some anal doggy action happening up close. They move from doggy anal to RCA, of which we get some decent shots, then onto some spoon anal, which features a mix of close-ups and panned out shots. Then after a few seconds of doggy anal, the guy jerks off on Simona's face, using a little help from her mouth.
Then she turns into a vampire and bites Satan's neck.

Scene five: Kathy Anderson Kathy is back. This time, to take on some older dude. She's wearing her target t-shirt. We get some bj, some spoon action and some 69ing. This is followed by some doggy action and some doggy anal. During the anal, the editing gets worse, with bad close-ups, and extreme slowed down close-ups on Kathy's face, and a few times where the camera pans off in odd directions.
Suddenly a blowjob is happening again. Then we briefly get some mish anal and the guy cums on her stomach, then we get a horrible closeup on her pubic region, and then some slowed down mish fucking and the guy cums on her chest (again?). Then the guy bites her neck and Kathy's eyes turn red. Umm... yeah.

Extras There is a BTS, a slideshow, and trailers for Hustler and VCA releases. That and the extra dvd thrown in, which is the movie "Succubus".

Conclusions The editing often seems a bit abrupt and at times the angles on the action leave more to be desired. If there weren't so many bad close-ups and the editing were better, I think this would be a fantastic movie. As it is, the cast is excellent, the outfits are really great, the mood established by the set-ups and the James Bond-esque soundtrack is good, too. The action is pretty good at times, as well.
It still makes for decent viewing based on those qualities, but that also illuminates the flaws. This could have been a really good movie if the camera work and editing were better throughout. With that cast, those outfits and the dark set-up, plus the hardcore action, it should have all added up to awesome! As it is, though, its is a struggle to find the good parts. Overall, Daria's scene is the best here, as it is the least marred by the recurrent flaws.

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