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Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed)

Studio: Bad Seed
Category:  Anal
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Tongue in Groove's ratings for Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed):
Overall Rating 3 stars
Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed) overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed) Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed) Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed) Sex rating 2 stars
 
Plot/Acting Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed) DVD Extras rating 2 stars
Audio/Video Quality Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed) A/V Quality rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  1/31/2006
“Ass Pumpers” suffers from what I call NDS, New Director Syndrome. Brett Maverick tries his hardest to ruin what could have been a decent flick by putting himself ahead of the talent. We do not watch porn to hear some kid repeating, “Look at that!” hundreds of times as he showcases (and fondles) the girls’ butts. Hey, Brett, we’ve seen butts before; show us some action.

The talent tries hard to make up for the poor direction. But, in the end (so to speak), the lack of heat in the performers is evident and too difficult to overcome. Maverick insists on having the camera pointed in one position for way too long (usually at the dicks as they plunged into various orifices) and not showing the rest of the girls’ bodies or faces. Repetition equals boredom!

The girls are (in order): Kody Coxx (who gets her tummy, butt, and face written on with red lipstick….amateur stuff!); Lauren Phoenix; Naudia Nyce; Katja Kassin; Nikki Hunter; Melissa Lauren (who at one point follows Maverick’s advice and spits on the camera lense…stupid and childish!); and Jassie (in what’s called a Bonus Scene, yet she’s in the credits…strange!). All take it up the pooper. Most take facials, and Melissa does A2M, although she does it so many times it ceases to be sexy and instead becomes tedious and boring.

Adam & Eve should probably abandon these gonzo projects and stick to what they do best…couples oriented features.



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