The Little Details
Running Time: 120 min.
Production Date: 9 / 7 / 2006
Cast: Alyssa Chase, Cherokee, Dana DeArmond, Georgia Peach, Julia Bond, Billy Glyde, Eric Masterson, Jack Venice, a bald guy, and a black guy
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Naughty America's movies have really been growing on me lately. I can't help but have a bit of hope for this one.
Initial Reaction: It's pretty darn hot and has a great focus on ass.
Who Should Watch It : Ass fetishists
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks an ass fetish means anal action
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good, especially for an internet based company. The audio is clear and nicely balanced through most of the movie, but there are a few minor background noises. The video is also nicely done, and is presented in the full frame ratio. The action is nicely lit and pretty smooth, although there are a couple jerky spots. There's a hint of grain in places, but it's never enough to really interfere with the action.
Music: There's a little music here and there, but not enough to really mention.
Disc Complaints: The authoring is a bit funky, which doesn't seem to be anything too unusual with Naughty America. Rather than having the entire movie on a title that makes it easy for viewers to skip to where ever they choose in the movie, which is extremely nice if you get tired of a scene and just want to jump ahead randomly or if you're viewing the movie later and want to go to a specific point in the movie, each scene has its own title, similar to how some studios run their TV shows on DVD. I guess I can understand this being as Naughty America seems to work their internet content a little like TV series, but for a DVD it makes it extremely klunky to navigate. Hopefully they'll work on releasing their movies in a more standard format in the future.
Menus: The main menu is extremely basic and generic, and just gives the title, selections, and a photo of the cast. The chapter menu is much nicer, and actually lets you choose a scene based on a still of the girl(s) in each scene and their name(s). Once you choose a girl, you're given a secondary menu that lets you choose where you'd like to go sexually.
The FeatureThe Ass Masterpiece series focuses on the beauty of ass. That means it focuses on the female form, not seeing if the girl can take an entire football team in her ass at the same time. There's a bit of tease to start out each scene, and the scenes keep themselves pretty straightforward.
|Scene 1 – Julia Bond and Billy Glyde|
Cute brunette Julia, who has a killer body, some fairly trashy tattoos, and an extremely trashy stud below her lower lip, starts things out in a little yellow outfit introducing herself and the movie before Billy arrives to oil up her ass, spank it, and give her a little tongue action from behind for each of her holes. Julia sucks and strokes Billy's big bone in return before climbing up to show it off bouncing on him cowgirl style. She sucks his cock as well as his nipples before getting on all fours for him. She mixes in a little more oral action before they fuck missionary style and spoon. Finally, Julie has Billy pop all over her face.
This is a hot scene. I'll admit to being a bit surprised that it didn't include any anal action, but at the same time I really love how the camera made sure to get a very good shot of Julia's ass throughout the scene. It nicely shows that like so many other masterpieces, it can sometimes be just as fun to watch it than to see how much it can take. Julia looks to get into Billy's big cock going in and out of her pussy quite well, and she puts out some very nicely believable vocals that helped take the scene up another step. The only problem I can really see with this scene is that Billy popped on Julia's face rather than using her ass masterpiece as a canvas for his cum. This is a hot scene that does a great job admiring Julia's fantastic ass.
|Scene 2 – Cherokee and Eric Masterson|
Cherokee, a dark haired beauty with a squeaky voice, starts her scene out in a little blue mesh outfit with tall black porno pumps talking about shooting a scene for Ass Masterpiece and having fun doing it as well. She shakes her ass around a bit talking about the effect it can have speeding up the pop for many guys and shows off her tits and pussy before waving goodbye to the camera.
Cherokee returns and says that she's tired of waiting before she's joined by Eric, who's wearing only a pair of white pants and a goofy grin. She gets the pants out of the way to suck his cock nice and slow while giving him plenty of nice looks, and the camera moves around to nicely capture the action as well as her ass. Eric tongues her twat in return and gives it a little finger action before letting Cherokee show off her ass riding him cowgirl style. She happily sucks him clean a couple times before letting Eric fuck her from behind, and then lies back for him to fuck her as she looks up at him with her bright eyes and a smile on her face. Finally, Eric lets loose with a load of nutty goodness all over her face.
This is a very enjoyable scene. Cherokee's voice can be a little annoying, but she's darn cute and has one hell of a killer ass! She gets into the action very nicely from the tease right through the sex, and the camera captures it all very well. Once again there's no anal, but I really can't complain about that once again with how much I liked this scene. This is a very hot and very fun scene that definitely has me looking forward to more of Cherokee.
|Scene 3 – Dana DeArmond and a bald guy|
Dana, a hot multi-toned brunette starts her scene out in a black and pink bra and panty set showing off her fat ass on a bed and giving it plenty of the spanking it looks like it deserves. Somehow a cock appears when Dana announces she thinks she needs some cock, and she doesn't waste much time before taking it into her throat. She entourages him to grab her ass as she sucks him, and then lies back for him to briefly tongue her twat before fucking it missionary style. Dana sucks his cock clean before sliding her pussy over it cowgirl style so they can slap and grab it. Of course they also get in a bit of doggie for Dana to show off her ass. They guy can't help but take a break to eat it, and after fucking her from behind a little more lets her have a very nice pop across her tongue and around her face.
This is another hot scene. Dana has a fantastic ass, and although she does play to the camera a bit much throughout the, there's something about her I can't help but like. Maybe it's how great she knows her ass is and how she continually shows it off, or maybe it's very nice chemistry with her partner and how they urge each other on. It could also be my awe at her piercing her taint. Regardless, this is another hot scene that worked very well for me.
|Scene 4 – Georgia Peach and a black guy|
Smoking hot dirty blonde Georgia starts out the penultimate scene in black and baby blue fishnet outfit with shoes to match. She heads to the couch to shake her thang around and diddle herself a bit before a big black cock joins her. She sucks it first as he stands in front of her and then as he sits back on the couch. He tongues her twat in return before letting her ride him cowgirl style. Georgia sucks him a bit more before taking him in her shitpussy as she lies on her side and presents her holes to him doggie style. He fucks each of them and then lets loose with a load over Georgia's pretty face.
This is yet another hot scene. Georgia is a great choice for somebody with an ass masterpiece, and she puts it to good use here. Although I love the focus on ass rather than anal, I was very pleased to see Georgia give up the ass as it helps to give the movie a little more variety. The interracial was a nice addition as well, and they seemed to have good chemistry with each other. This is another hot scene.
|Scene 5 – Alyssa Chase and Jack Venice|
Dirty blonde Alyssa starts her scene out in black fishnets, panties, and a short black fishnet top that seems like it's being pushed to its limits by her big fat augmented titties. She shows off a bit on the bed as she strips down, and after introducing herself and proclaiming herself an “Ass Masterpiece”, she's joined by sandy haired Jack, who kisses her while running his hands around to check out her ass. He has her bend over so he can eat her ass while giving her a couple fingers, and after a bit she turns around to kiss him a bit more and suck his cock. They work back and forth with a lot more oral fun for each before Alyssa climbs up to ride Jack cowgirl style. They also get in some doggie and a little reverse cowgirl action so he can admire her ass before they go back for a little more doggie. Finally, Alyssa has Jack cum on her face, and does her best to collect the first bit in her mouth before taking the rest on her cheek.
This was easily the weakest scene in the movie. Alyssa is pretty good looking, but came in a hair behind the others in the look department. She looks like she has nice chemistry with Jack and puts out a very nice looking fuck, but it takes forever to get that far. The scene lasts a little under twenty three minutes, and roughly fifteen minutes went by before they started fucking. The camera work and editing are still pretty good, but I just couldn't get into this scene.
Ass Masterpiece 3 is a surprising release. This is the first I've seen of this series, so I didn't quite know what to expect other than some of the minimal sets that Naughty America uses. I was quite surprised to see that there was barely any anal action in the movie, as it seems like anytime a company puts “Ass” in the title it means that they want to see just how much each girl's ass can take. Here that wasn't at all the case, and I was more than happy with it due to how the movie was treated. This is a movie all about ass rather than being all about anal. Each girl has a masterpiece of an ass, and there seems to be some very deliberate effort from the cameraman to capture it as much as possible. Yes, there are some c lose-ups, but each girl's ass is on full display throughout almost all of the distance shots with the help of positions which all appear to be chosen for their ass factor. The action is nicely consistent through most of the movie making it very hard to choose a favorite scene, but Alyssa Chase's scene was easily the weakest scene to me due to roughly two thirds of the scene going by before they started to fuck. Although anal fans might be disappointed by Ass Masterpiece 3, I can't help but really like it for it's doing its own thing while maintaining a great focus on ass.
The Extra StuffWebsite information. That's it. With all the internet content Naughty America has, there's just one screen listing all the series Naughty America puts out on the internet rather than giving something that might draw a viewer to something else they put out with something like a bonus scene.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, rimming (male > female), interracial, and anal
Raincoat Factor: Very High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, most of Naughty America’s DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $27 with most stores offering them under $20. This is a very fair price for what you get here. Although some might be disappointed by the lack of anal, I loved the focus on ass in the movie and really enjoyed each and every scene. The technical aspects are pretty good, but sadly there's no real effort put into the extras. This is a hot movie on a DVD that could use a little more work.
Note to Naughty America: First, is it really that hard to give the guys credit too? I know I couldn't name one guy, but even he was familiar! I've heard good things about the people at Naughty America being straight shooters and good people. Please give credit where it's due. Here it might help you nicely as there are some pretty big male names here. A lot of internet content seems to feature guys who have some problems, and listing solid guys like you have here on your cover should only help you. Second, please work with a more standard method of authoring. Yes, you do have plenty of chapter breaks and that does help things a lot, but it's still not easy to navigate if a person wants to go to a specific place in the movie. Finally, please put some effort into your extras! You're supposed to be one of the kings of adult internet content. Show the viewer!
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