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The Little Details
Running Time: 116 min.
Production Date: 8 / 12 / 2004, 10 / 26 / 2004, 11 / 1 / 2004, 2 / 3 / 2005, 5 / 13 / 2005
Director: None credited, but all of the scenes were directed by Roy “Snooze” Karch
Cast: Annie Cruz, Chelsea Zinn, Kelly Wells, Melissa Lauren, Mika Brown (aka Havana Ginger), Sharon Wild, Alex Knight, Jack Lawrence, Jonnie Zinn, Nick East, Tony Tedeschi, and Trent Tesoro
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Sex Z is a studio that I've avoided for quite a while, but lately they've really impressed me. I'm pretty curious about this one and can't help but have a little hope with the cast they've put together here...
Initial Reaction: It made my “Ass Fantasty” become watching an anal sex movie by somebody who cared about the sex.
Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars doing anal
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting passionate anal action, creativity, or sex that feels like you should care about it for some reason
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is well balanced, but there's just a dull feeling about it that doesn't let the scenes come alive too well. The video is presented in the full frame format, and shows some noticeable pixelation. There's also some uneven lighting and noticeable camera movement.
Disc Complaints: There's a commercial for Sex Z's VOD site that lasts roughly forty five seconds that you can't skip or even fast forward through. This always ticks me off, and since I don't know of a single person who likes to be forced to watch commercials, I'm deducting a half point from the overall score.
Menus: The main menu is okay and blends a bit of the movie with the choices in a decent looking style. The chapter menu is very generic and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene only.
The FeatureAss Fantasies is an anal compilation. It lets you know who's fucking who at the start of the movie as well as the start of each scene, but doesn't let you know where each scene comes from in case you'd be impressed enough with the scene to want to see more of the movie.
|Scene 1 – Annie Cruz and Jack Lawrence|
Hot Asian Annie starts her scene from Let Me Taste My Asian Ass out in black mesh gloves with Jack's cock in her mouth. She lies back for him to fuck her pussy missionary style before sucking his cock while fucking her ass with a toy. She lies back for Jack to fuck her ass missionary style before he comes up to let her before coming up to give her a good taste of it. He lets Annie have a few more tastes of her Asian ass as he fucks her from behind and missionary style before she lies with her head hanging off the bed for him to fuck her face and cum on it.
With Annie Cruz starting things out with her real life partner, I couldn't help but have high expectations for this scene. Annie's always puts out a great anal scene, and she isn't afraid to get nasty. Unfortunately the camera work and editing have that “Fuck it, it's just porn” feeling that makes me wonder how much smoke was surrounding the camera and filling the editing bay. My dick has a Pavlovian reaction where it goes hard pretty much at the mere thought of Annie, let alone seeing her in action. This scene, however, made it go limp. This is a boring scene.
|Scene 2 – Mika Brown and Nick East|
Let Me Taste My Black Ass arrives next. Mika, an okay black chick with saggy tits and a hideous mole piercing, starts her scene in a pink shirt and shoes fucking her ass with a large pink dildo. She sucks it clean a couple times before Nick arrives with a cock for her to suck as she fucks her ass, and then lets him go right to fucking her ass missionary style. She has him come up so she can suck him clean before impaling her turdcutter on his cock reverse cowgirl style, and suck shim clean again before he takes her ass doggie style. Mika seems to resist some of the cocksucking, but doesn't seem to hold back when Nick wants to fuck her face. They also gets in an anal cowgirl ride before returning to missionary with plenty more ass to mouth action. They finish things up with an anal pile driver before Nick pops a nice load on Mika's face and in her mouth.
This is another slightly below average scene. Mika gets into the anal action pretty good, and puts out some nice vocals and energy. Nick, however, feels about as old as he looks and doesn't show any reason he should have come out of retirement. The camera work continues to feel like it doesn't really care about the movie, and often seems poorly famed. Not surprisingly, the editing also feels pretty apathetic. This is another scene that just didn't do anything for me.
|Scene 3 – Kelly Wells and Trent Tesoro|
Next up is a scene from All About Anal 2. Kelly starts things out fucking her ass with a red toy and sucking it clean. She's joined by Trent, who kisses her before shoving his cock into her mouth as she continues to play with her ass toy. She puts the toy aside for him to fuck her face a bit before he fucks her ass from behind. Kelly also gives up the ass missionary style, where she shows some nice gapes and takes a great taste of her ass from Trent's cock, as well as reverse cowgirl style. Finally, Kelly takes a nice facial while staring at the camera with her dead eyes.
I'm not a Kelly Wells fan, as most of her scenes make me feel like she's just desperate for attention. That said, I know she has a lot of fans out there and with how nasty she can get I can understand why even if it doesn't work for me. Even with that understanding in mind, this scene didn't do anything for me. It seems like it's “Kelly-lite” and was, in a word, boring. If I would have had wood going into this scene I'm pretty sure it would have killed it.
|Scene 4 – Chelsea Zinn and Jonnie Zinn|
The next scene comes from All About Anal 3 and starts out with Chelsie working her ass over with a blue buttplug while talking dirty. She makes sure to get a nice taste of her ass from the toy, and as she works herself over Jonnie walks in with a hard cock for her to suck and an ass for her to eat. Chelsie impales her ass on Jonnie's black cock reverse cowgirl style before sucking it clean and letting him face fuck her before getting back up to let him fuck her ass in both cowgirls as well as doggie style. They also get in some pile driving and some nice ass to mouth action for Chelsea before she takes a nice creamy facial finish.
Not surprisingly, this is another relatively unimpressive scene. Jonnie delivers a good cock and Chelsie takes it up her ass extremely well, but once again that's about all I can say about the scene that's positive. Everything else about it makes me wonder why I should really care about the scene. The camera work and editing both give the feeling that Chelsie and Jonnie are the only ones who care about the fucking, and I never saw a reason I should care about it either.
|Scene 5 – Melissa Lauren and Tony Tedeschi|
Not wanting to break out of the mold too far, the penultimate scene comes from All About Anal 4. Dark haired Melissa starts her scene out in a locker room wearing pink hotpants with a black belt and top. She pulls down her shorts to fuck her ass with a glass toy before sleazy looking Tony arrives to start eating it. He rolls her over so he can play with her pussy as he eats her ass before letting Melissa reciprocate on his cock. Melissa lies back so Tony can go straight to the A with her missionary style before getting on all fours for some anal doggie. Melissa even lies on her side for Tony to bone her behind before lying back to take a good facial while he shouts at her.
Once again there's nothing to write home about with this scene other than “Don't bother”. Melissa and Tony seem to be into each other, and Melissa puts out the ass nicely. The camera work once again makes it boring rather than drawing you in by wandering in and out and around the action seemingly at random. This is probably the weakest scene I've watched from Melissa Lauren ever.
|Scene 6 – Sharon Wild and Alec Knight|
The final scene comes from All About Anal 1 and starts off with lovely blonde Sharon, the main reason I picked this one up, stuffing her ass full of some white anal beads. She moves on to try a large black buttplug before she's joined by Alec with a hard cock that she takes into her throat. She lets Alec come around to fuck her ass from behind, and gapes a little and sucks Alec's cock clean before letting him pile drive her ass. Finally, Alec busts a nut on her ass and over Sharon's face.
Sadly, this is another very forgettable scene. Not surprisingly, Sharon looks fantastic and takes the cock up her ass very well. With two positions stretched out to over twenty minutes, however, the scene quickly becomes very long and very boring. I love watching Sharon fuck no matter where she puts the cock, but I could barely keep my eyes open for this one.
Porn can make some very different things go through one's head. “I wonder if she can fit three dicks in her ass?”, “Damn! Pool boys get all the chicks!”, “Is she really able to swallow all of that cock?”, and “Maybe I should get a job as a pizza delivery dude...” are just a few things that are liable to run through one's mind watching porn. Ass Fantasies, however, causes some very different things to run through one's mind. Sheep jumping over fences and “That's two hours I'll never get back” are probably the two leading things liable to go through the viewer's mind here. Sadly, there was some nice potential here. The girls all take it in the ass nicely and are pretty vocal. They also have some nice chemistry with their partners who have some decent cocks. The problem here is everybody behind the camera. The camera seems to float around the action at random rather than seeming like it has a purpose, and it never seems to feel like it actually cares about the action. The editing has the same apathetic feeling to it, and helped my remote control to get more action than it has in a heck of a long time. Even then the scenes didn't look like they were anything special and killed any potential the stars gave the scenes. Ass Fantasies is one boring anal sex compilation.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery is nicely broken down by performer with each girl getting a photo gallery that lasts between about two and a half and three and a quarter minutes with about two seconds per very nice looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Desperate Wives 2, Dirty Deeds, No Morals, Sex Objects, Sexual Multiplicity, Sexual Therapy, Teenage Runaways, and That's Hot. There's also an I-Pod version of the movie.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, interracial, toys, anal, ass to mouth, masturbation, and rimming (male > female and female > male)
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Sex Z Pictures' DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with a few stores offering them for under $20. Don't even think about paying that here unless you're looking for something to help you become very relaxed instead of turned on. The sex is pretty boring, the technical aspects are very average, and there's no real effort put into the extras. This is a very forgettable DVD.
Note to Sex Z Pictures: If you're going to make a compilation of scenes from one director, please give that director credit.
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