The Little Details
Running Time: 134 min.
Production Date: 9 / 3 / 2004
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Brodi, Ciera Sage, Estella, Eva Ramon, Gia Paloma, Kody Coxx (aka Honey), Lauren Phoenix, Luccia, Raylee Dean, Jay “Quarantine List” Ashley, Alias, Damien, Vince Vega, Kris Slater, Trent Soluri, and Sergio
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: I love watching ass eating, and have heard good things about Evolution Erotica. I’m going into this one with fairly high expectations.
Initial Reaction: It’s a bit limited for positions, but there’s some great ass eating!
Who Should Watch It : Fans of ass eating
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants fucking
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear, but there are a few minor background noises and a slightly muddy feeling at times. The level also seems a little low and I think it might have changed a little throughout the movie. The video is much the same. It definitely has a hand held feel, which gives it a slightly amateurish feel at times. There’s just enough grain to be noticed, and the lighting seems a bit low and sometimes inconsistent.
Disc Complaints: You can’t jump directly to the main menu, and are instead subjected to commercials that you can only scan through. This always ticks me off, and is something I hope Evolution Erotica changes in upcoming DVD releases.
Borderline False Advertising: The cover states ten girls and lists Avy Lee Roth as being in the movie. Although she’s on the DVD in the bonus scene, she’s not in the movie. This seems more than a little misleading. The combination of this and the forced commercial at the start tick me off enough that I’m penalizing the overall score a half point.
Menus: The menus are pretty darn good. The main menu nicely works together a bit of the movie with a few stills and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in the scene. There’s even a nice screen that lets you know how to jump around in the scenes to go from sex act to sex act with how the chapters are broken down.
The FeatureAss Eaters Unanimous gives you just what the title claims. Every scene is full of ass eating, and the only thing that breaks into the action at all is some cocksucking. There’s sometimes a little interview to start things out, but it quickly moves on and gets into the oral action.
|Scene 1 - Kody Koxx and Jay Ashley|
Kody, formerly known as Honey, starts things sucking Jay’s cock before he throws his legs in the air to allow her easy access to his ass. Kody lets her tongue dance around his asshole, but doesn’t forget to move up to work on his cock and balls a bit. Jay rolls onto all fours so Kody can really get into eating his ass before letting Honey pile drive his ass with her tongue. Jay eats Honey’s ass in return as she bends over for him before giving her a small pop in her mouth.
I didn’t have much for expectations going into this scene. Kody never really did much for me, and often seemed like white trash to me. Jay has proven himself to be not much more than a suitcase pimp who’ll do most anything to stay in the business. That said, they did a good job here. There’s nice heat and great ass eating energy throughout the scene. This is a pretty good start to the movie.
|Scene 2 - Estella and Alias|
British Brunette Estella starts out her scene showing off a nice ass and decent body while Alias strokes it and waits for her tease to be done. He starts her off with a bit of ass eating before lying back on the staircase so she can suck his cock. Estella moves on to show her dirty girl side and let her tongue work around Alias’ asshole, and keeps it going as he sits on a barstool in front of her. Finally, Alias gives her a nice creamy facial.
This is an okay scene. Estella vacillates back and forth between looking like she’s into it and looking like she’s just there for the check, and in the end I’m really not sure how much she was into the ass eating. She takes the facial great, but that’s not enough to make this scene a real winner.
|Scene 3 - Ciera Sage and Damien|
Bottle blonde Ciera starts things out on all fours over Damien’s lap. She quickly moves off so she can suck his cock before driving her tongue deep into his ass. She even slides a finger in Damien’s ass and sucks it clean to make sure she gets a great taste. Damien bends over so Ciera can spread his cheeks and driver her tongue deep inside him before propping his ass in the air for a bit of tongue pile driving and so Ciera can spit in his ass, finger it, and of course, eat it. He pulls her head down to get her tongue as deep as possible in his ass and finishes things up giving Ciera a great spunk shower before letting her suck out the last bit.
This is a great scene. Ciera has a bit of cuteness to her, but more importantly looks like she loves to eat ass. She really gets into eating Damien’s ass and playing with it, and Damien does a fantastic job of taking it. This is a very hot scene.
|Scene 4 - Ava Ramone and Vince Vega|
Brunette Ava starts things out looking cute in some black and red lingerie and talking about how she’d never eat ass in her personal life. She moves on to suck Vince’s cock as soon as he shows up and takes him into her throat a fair amount. Vince lifts his legs up so Ava can lap at his pucker, and she quickly gives into the dark side. She gets a nice smile on her face while tongue fucking Vince’s ass and makes sure to spread his cheeks nice and wide to get at his ass when he bends over for her. Vince eats Ava’s ass as she bends over for him before letting Ava pile drive his ass with her tongue. Finally, Ava takes an impressive facial from Vince to finish things up.
This is a smoking hot scene. Ava came off as very prissy at the start of the scene, but really got into the ass eating as the scene went on. She has a great naughty smile and an excellent fire in her eyes that really made her and this scene work for me. This is a great scene.
|Scene 5 - Raylee Dean and Damien|
Cute dirty blonde Raylee starts things out in a hot black outfit sucking Damien’s cock. Of course Damien hosts his legs up in the air so Ralyee can slide her pierced tongue around his ass with a big smile on her face while he jerks his cock. She keeps the smile on her face and in her eyes while she strokes Damien and eats his ass while he bends over for her and props it up in the air against the front of the couch. Finally, Raylee lets Damien give her a dose of his dick droppings across her face as she holds her hair back and closes her eyes while keeping a fan look on her face.
This is another great scene. Raylee is cute as heck and really gets into the ass eating. The smile stays on her face almost continually, and her eyes always have a brightness to them. This is a great scene, and definitely leaves me wanting to see much more of Raylee!
|Scene 6 - Luccia and Kris Slater|
Brazilian Luccia looks extremely happy to be teamed with Kris for her scene. She strips down before dropping to her knees to work on Kris’s cock with her mouth and big fat titties. She smiles for the camera before eagerly licking Kris’s ass and stroking his cock as he bends over for her. Kris returns the favor when they trade places before lying with his ass in the air so that Luccia can show if she learned anything from him. Finally, Kris fucks Luccia’s tits until his cock explodes on her neck and tits.
This scene leaves a fair amount to be desired. Luccia has a great body, but she seems afraid to really eat ass. Kris, on the other hand, gets into it very nicely, and helps to save the scene despite Luccia’s moaning looking more than a little fake. I’m sure Luccia can fuck good, but she sure sucks at eating ass.
|Scene 7 - Brodi and Damien|
Cute brunette Brodie starts things out sucking Damien’s cock while Tommy asks her a few questions that she nonchalantly answers. She moves on to lick Damien’s ass and tease it with her finger before letting Damien strip off her panties, pull them around her neck, and start eating her ass. Afterwards, Damien lies back for a little pile driver tonging before letting him cum all over her to finish things up.
This is a pretty good scene. Brodie gets into it pretty good, but she rarely looks really excited about it. Instead she’s very businesslike, leaving me to think that a few smiles and happy looks would have really made this a great scene.
|Scene 8 - Gia Paloma and Trent Soluri|
Gia starts things out giving her great ass a slap or two before talking with Tommy about what he wants for the scene as babyfaced Trent strokes it in the background. Gia drops to her knees to start gagging on Trent’s semi-hard cock while giving him and the camera some great eyes. Trent lies back on the couch to let Gia continue with her mouth as well as her big fat titties before putting his legs up in the air so she can start devouring his ass. She licks around it, laps at it, and sees how deep she can get her tongue in Trent’s ass as he lies back for her, and then keeps it up as he bends over. Gia bends over so Trent can tongue her brown rosebud in return before going back to eating Trent’s ass as he props it up for some pile driving. Finally, Gia gets down and takes a great wide-eyed baby bird facial, plays with the cum, and then swallows it down.
It should come as no surprise to anybody who’s seen much of nasty-girl Gia’s work that she’d make for one heck of a great ass eater. She might get into the ass eating more than any other girl in the movie, and it’s really a beautiful thing to watch her work at it. The problem with the scene is when she has to work. Her vocals seem canned, and way too enthusiastic for what Trent’s doing to her since he seems fairly restrained at his ass eating. The problem continues when she goes back to ass eating as Gia doesn’t seem like she can easily turn off the vocals. This is a good scene, but had the potential to be much better.
|Scene 9 - Lauren Phoenix and Sergio|
After a quick talk with Tommy, Lauren makes her way over to start throating Sergio’s cock. Of course she moves on to see how much of her tongue Sergio’s ass can take, fucking it, spitting on it, and working all around it. Lauren strokes Sergio as she eats his ass when he bends over for her, and makes sure to give the camera plenty of great eyes to go along with the little smile on her face. Sergio gets to live every man’s dream by burying his face between Lauren’s heavenly ass cheeks and eating her ass in return. She starts out bent over on the couch and then lies back on a chair with her legs in the air encouraging Sergio to tongue and spank her big fat ass. Finally, Lauren pile drives Sergio’s ass with her tongue before taking a great facial finish and lustily sucking out every last drop and swallowing a little down.
This is a great final scene. Both Lauren and Sergio look completely into the ass eating, and there’s some great vocals to go along with it. My only complaint with the scene is that Lauren keeps encouraging Sergio to eat her ass to get it ready for his hard cock, and there’s no anal fucking in the scene, let alone the entire movie. It’s a minor complaint, and definitely not something that held the scene back much.
Ass Eaters Unanimous 5 is a very nice ass eating movie. The positions are very limited and the scenes seem very formulaic, but Tom Byron makes it work much better than it should by giving a nice balance of camera angles and choosing a cast that, with a few exceptions, really seems into ass eating. Lauren Phoenix, Raylee Dean, and Ava Ramone easily take the cake for the best scenes in the movie, while Luccia and Estella bring up the ass end of things. My biggest complaint with the entire movie is that things are a bit too canned. With only one or two exceptions, every scene starts out with some cocksucking, has the guy lay back to get his ass eaten, have him get on all fours, and finish things up with a little tongue pile driver before the facial. Sometimes things will get broken up with the girl getting her ass eaten before the doggie and pile driver ass eating. This really stood out with the movie being nine scenes and roughly two and a quarter hours long, and if I had been able to watch the movie in one sitting (as I try to do), I probably would have gotten a bit bored and not enjoyed it quite as much because of it. That said, I did really enjoy Ass Eaters Unanimous 5. It has me looking forward to other installments of the series and I can’t help but recommend it to anybody who loves ass eating.
The Extra StuffTrailers are included for Assentials, Meat Pushin in the Seat Cushion 2, Black Up that White Ass 2, and Assploration. The photo gallery is nicely broken down by girl, and includes forty great looking snapshots. There’s also a cumshot reel, a behind the scenes featurette, and a bonus scene.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts just a few seconds short of fifteen minutes. Ava’s footage eating ass is combined with a bit of the interviews before and after her scene on ass eating. Next, Lauren gives Raylee Dean a few tips on the industry as they chat, including darn near sucking AVN’s cock, before they each shoot their scenes. Finally, there’s a few minutes of Brody, Estella, and Gia Paloma’s scenes being shot. It’s a decent behind the scenes featurette, but nothing overly special.
|Bonus Scene - Avy Lee Roth and Valentino|
The bonus scene features Avy Lee Roth taking on Valentino, who looks about like he’s going through chemotherapy. She talks with Tommy a little before attacking Valentino orally. Avy starts out sucking his cock before freeing her titties and sliding her tongue up his ass. Valentino rolls onto all fours so she can keep eating his ass before rolling onto his back with his ass in the air so Avy can pile drive his ass with her tongue. Valentino tries to prove that despite his looks he hasn’t switched sides completely by lapping at Avy’s ass in return before stroking himself onto her face.
This is a pretty hot ass eating scene. Avy really gets into it, and shows some nicely natural smiles as she works as well as at the end of the scene. It’s nice to see more than one position for ass eating, and this works as a great bonus scene.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, oral, rimming (male > female and female > male), male anal insertion, ass to mouth, spanking, titty fucking, and swallowing
Raincoat Factor: Borderline extreme
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Evolution Erotica’s DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $26 with most stores offering them for around $20. At the low end, I can’t help but recommend this one for fans of ass eating. There’s some great ass eating action that’s nicely captured. The technical aspects are decent, and there’s also some nice effort put into the extras. This is a pretty good DVD.
Note to Evolution Erotica: Please watch your cover claims. If you would have listed a “special bonus scene with Avy Lee Roth”, I wouldn’t have had any problem with your cover claims. Also, a little work cleaning up your technical aspects would be nice. All that said, for my first Evolution Erotica DVD I was nicely impressed.
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