Asian Bang! Ethnicity Films/Video Team D: Xavier Blaze. Mika Tan, Kaiya Lynn, Gianna Lynn, Roxy Jezel, Brian Surewood, Mark Wood, Sascha, Steven French, James Deen, Buster Good, Derrick Pierce & Jack Venice. 2 hours 45 min.
Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers.
If Ethnicity Films' new director were a rapper instead of a smut peddler, part of his promotion would no doubt be t-shirts with "Who is Xavier Blaze?" emblazoned on the front. Seemingly coming from out of nowhere (but in actuality a young man who has paid his dues behind the scenes and in fact, you can find him in the BTS of footage of various Video Team movies as PA to a former Video Team contract director), Blaze comes out, guns "blazing" with his first release, Asian Bang!, a collection of four gangbangs featuring the four hands-down hottest asian girls working today: Mika Tan, Kaiya Lynn, Gianna Lynn and Roxy Jezel. Xavier may have spent some time doing menial tasks for others earlier in his career but it's clear after watching this that not only did he learn alot and paid close attention to his mentors but he has a style and "voice" all his own. The kid's ready.
Asian Bang! centers around a typical business day for Surewood Plumbing, led by Brian Surewood. As he and his employees traverse the valley they receive a number of urgent trouble calls, all of which they show up promptly for to help the dirty damsels in distress. In Blaze's universe, lovely and lonely asian women constantly and consistently get their various sex toys jammed in their pipes, forcing Surewood and his crack team of specialists to not only fix that problem but leave their clients wondering why they even bother with dildos, butt plugs and the like in the first place when they are plenty of horny guys ready and willing to scratch that itch in their ditch.
Coverbabe Mika Tan is the first to be serviced by Surewood's gang in the video's second strongest scene after she inexplicably loses a long, black double-headed dong down her toilet. The plumbers remove the offensive aid and decide that what Tan needs in her life isn't toys but the real thing. They unwrap the evening-gowned Mika like a Christmas gift and she happily and aggressively blows all four of them before taking them in every position possible including some anal, a2m and a nice long double-penetration for good measure. Mika's the perfect fuck toy for them to violate with her long, straight black tresses, firm and bouncy implants and an all-natural thick round ass that a Brazilian would be envious of. Her facial expressions are always top-notch and a hoot; it doesn't matter whether she's coyly looking around the room embarrassed when her dildo is discovered or she's naughtily staring down one of the studs railing her asshole mish. She's definitely one of the most enjoyable asian stars to watch today with an impossibly voluptuous (for an Asian) and cartoonish body to die for. The same can be said for scorching newbie Kaiya Lynn. Shot out of the same cannon as Mika, Lynn's made quite a lasting impression already in a very short time in a business that typically has a very short memory. Her enthusiasm and genuine love of what she does is going to carry her far if she keeps it up. Surewood's team arrives to lend Kaiya a hand when her shower won't work (her tantalizing tease segment consists of her slowly undressing for said shower). Kaiya fucks Surewood, Wood and Derrick Pierce with a reckless abandon and wanton lust generally reserved for vets of many years, not a girl who has only been fucking on films for a few months. On a personal note: there was a time when Lucy Lee was my favorite asian girl to watch sucking cock. Kaiya Lynn just replaced her. There's something about this girl's mouth that is simply magic when it's wrapped around wood. As for Blaze, he's managed to avoid the one thing I generally hate about gangbang movies and that is everything just looking like a tangled mess of sweaty bodies. Here the women's bodies are never obscured by piles of hairy man-ass and that I appreciate.
Gianna Lynn might be the most traditionally beautiful of all the ladies included here. Gorgeous face, two smallish, natural pierced tits and Katin-like tattoos on her hips, she calls Surewood, Deen and Sascha over to fix her kitchen sink. Her scene is by far the shortest and the most tame but she remains a looker worth taking a glance at. The coup de grace here is Roxy Jezel. The girl is simply a Duracel battery that makes even Mika Tan look as if she was standing still in the first scene. Roxy interviews with Brian for a position as a secretary and ends up fucking the absolute shit out of him in a one-on-one on his desk. Their tryst alone would be enough to satisfy most viewers but then Surewood invites in French, Venice and Good and all. Hell. Breaks. Loose. Of course, she's humped silly in every orifice, wailing and shrieking for more every second of the way. I mean, honestly, I can only think of two words to describe the finale and that is "Jesus Christ." Roxy is in a performance class all her own as we all know but Lord, I haven't seen her fucked this well by multiple partners since DAC's "Banana Cream Pie 2" and that is admittedly high praise for a new director. If this is only the beginning, I'm anxiously anticipating the future.
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