The Little Details
Running Time: 92 min.
Production Date: 4 / 9, 10, 14, 16 / 2005
Director: Grip and Cram Johnson
Cast: Victoria Sin, Keeani Lei, Annie Cruz, Celestia Star, Sergio, Steven French, and Juan Cuba
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: When they made Grip and Cram Johnson, they broke the mold. I have a very strong feeling that they beat the shit out of the moldmaker as well. Whether they did or not, theyíve rarely disappointed me and I always look forward to their movies.
Initial Reaction: It had me standing at attention.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants an anal feature that doesnít spend any time on the pussy
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting extreme anal or double penetrations
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Itís clear for the most part, although there is one spot where you hear a phone ring. The level also varies a bit from scene to scene, which is a bit annoying because you will need your remote to keep the audio at the same level throughout the movie. The video is done very nicely. Itís very nicely lit and thereís just a hint of grain. Thereís a little camera motion, but it feels natural and works just fine for the movie.
Disc Complaints: Thereís no time stamp on the DVD, which always leaves me feeling a bit let down. After I watch a movie the first time I often like to jump around in it, and with the time stamp you can go to any point in the movie. Without it youíre limited to chapter breaks. Legend seems to be putting some nice effort into their recent releases, so I hope that this soon becomes a thing of the past.
Menus: The main menu nicely blends a bit of the movie with some style and a little John Phillip Sousa. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number, as well as choosing between the oral, anal, and cumshot in the scene.
The FeatureThe Johnson boys are back, and theyíre ready to give your pants a reason to salute. The Army of A*S*S* is here, and the girls are ready to take command. They start out in their uniform teasing you with their ass and then they might completely blow by the foreplay to get ass fucked. You never know what theyíre going to do other than that thereís going to be plenty of assfucking and that the pussy is definitely a no manís land.
|Scene 1 - Annie Cruz and Sergio|
Annie starts things out in a black bikini top, kneehigh black boots, and a pair of camo short shorts which she quickly strips off so that she can finger her ass. She sucks her fingers clean as she works her ass up to four fingers, and even slides a long ribbed dildo deep into her shitpussy. Annie sucks the toy clean and lets Sergio sit down so she can slam her ass over his hard cock reverse cowgirl style. She gives Sergio a little throat action before climbing up for a cowgirl ride while slapping his thigh to try to get him to give it to her harder. Annie makes sure to suck his cock clean again before letting Sergio spoon her ass, and barks plenty of orders at him as he reams her. They keep things moving with a bit of anal pile driver before finishing things up with a bit of missionary and a facial. Annie catches all of Sergioís cum in her mouth, and after letting a little drip down on her nicely natural rack she pulls it back up and swallows down all she can.
This is a hot scene. Annie has a wonderfully natural nastiness about her, and she never seemed to shy away from either the anal or the ass to mouth. She and Sergio seem to have nice chemistry, and I definitely liked how Annie stayed in charge through out the scene. This is a very nice way to start the movie.
|Scene 2 - Victoria Sin and Steven French|
Raven-tressed Victoria starts her scene in a camo bikini top and short shorts. Of course the shorts quickly get out of the way so Victoria can play with her ass, and she makes it plenty clear that her pussyís off limits. She works her ass up to several fingers while repeatedly tasting her fingers before Steven arrives and stretches her sphincter out with his cock from behind. Victoria makes sure to suck her ass off Stevenís cock repeatedly as he works her ass over from behind, as well as in both cowgirls and missionary, and lets her show off plenty of gapes. Steven finishes Victoriaís ass off in pile driver before he finally gives her a very nice facial. Afterwards, he gives her on the mouth and gets a good taste of his own testicular treats.
This is another darn hot scene. Victoria is nicely vocal and puts in plenty of energy. She looks like sheís having a lot of fun throughout the entire scene, and never passes up a chance to show off a gape or to take a taste of her ass. Sheís a nasty, nasty girl, and itís a beautiful thing here.
|Scene 3 - Keeani Lei and Sergio|
Keeani, a cute Oriental, starts things out looking like a military gang banger ready to go to the beach in black knee-high fuck-me boots, a black bikini, and a black Army stocking cap. She turns around to play with her ass before loudly whining about how much she needs some cock and some ass fucking. After a bit more whining, Sergio arrives and Keeani slides her shithole over his prick. She lets Sergio take her from behind and spoon her ass before climbing back up to ride it cowgirl style. Finally, Sergio pops in Keeaniís mouth and lets her swallow it all down with a smile.
Keeani is darn cute, and does a nice job of taking a pooper pounding, but I had a really hard time getting into the scene. Whiny and bitchy just donít turn me on, and she came off as both to me at the start of the scene. She puts in some okay energy through the scene, but has a tendency to play to the camera now and then. Keeani is vocal, but sadly her vocals also seemed devoid of any real passion for most of the scene. The editing also held the scene back a little by rarely showing position changes, which is explained in the behind the scenes. Thankfully the scene improves as it goes. This is a slightly above average scene with Keeani looking good enough that Iíd like to see how she does without the anal action.
|Scene 4 - Celestia Star and Juan Cuba|
Celestia, a cute bottle blonde British tart, starts things out in an OD and red ďuniformĒ with red fuck-me pumps. She plays with her ass before being joined by Juan, who goes right to driving his tongue into her ass. She lowers her ass over Juanís cock while immediately showing the ďall girl, no guyĒ benefit of reverse cowgirl and slapping her bad pussy. Celestia turns around to let Juan fuck her ass from behind, and shows off some fantastic gapes when Juan pulls out. She sucks her ass off Juanís cock and jerks him a bit before holding her legs wide open and letting Juan drive his dick into her crapper missionary style. When Juan moves on to spoon her ass, Celestia has him choke her a little, slap her face, and titties, and stares deep into his eyes with intense passion. Juan finishes off Celestiaís ass in pile driver before giving Celestia a small pop across her tongue. She shows it off for the camera before saluting it as the camera fades out.
This is one heck of a smoking hot ball dropping scene! Celestia and Juan both seem to be completely into each other and keep the scene moving along nicely. Juan gives Celestia a little light choking, but both it and the slapping comes off very well because you can tell that Celestia was the instigator in it. I canít say that Juan is a porn guy I want to see, but he definitely delivers the goods here. This is a very passionate and intense scene, and easily the best in the movie.
Army of A*S*S* 9 is a hot all anal feature. Yes, unlike some other people who put claims like 1,000,000,000,000% Anal on their covers while maybe only having one or two anal positions in the each scene, Grip and Cram Johnson make sure that every scene is focused almost completely on the ass. The only time it moves away is for the guys to get a little oral action, and even then itís often done with ass to mouth. Heck, there isnít even any pussy licking in the movie that I noticed! Celestia Star and Victoria Sin easily have the best scenes in the movie, with Annie Cruz coming in at third place and Keeani Lei bringing up the ass end. I think Celestia edged out Victoria for the best scene, but both girls did such a great job that Iím hoping to see much more of them in the future. As usual, Grip and Cram keep things simple and straightforward, and thatís a lot of what makes Army of A*S*S* 9 work. It never tries to be anything more than a good anal movie, and thatís just what it ends up being. Army of A*S*S* 9 is definitely worth checking out if youíre into anal action.
The Extra StuffThe bios include a picture of each girl, but look like somebody forgot to finish them because thereís nothing but a picture with each of them, not even a name. The photo gallery lasts a little over a minute and a half with about five seconds per good looking snapshot or full screen photo. Thereís also internet information and a behind the scenes featurette.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly seventeen minutes. Once again, Grip and Cram start things out giving their tender message of thanks to their fans to celebrate the release of their fiftieth movie in a way that only they could. They move through a little talk with Sergio and Annie before talking with Annie about family and kids. Steven French and Victoria Sin chat and give a little action to a viewer before the Johnsons include a little bonus masturbation with Steven. Afterwards Victoria learns why some people stay behind the camera rather than being in front of it. Keeani and Steven take a few moments to talk about what you donít see in the movie before the guys chat with Celestia about what she does when sheís not getting buttfucked on camera. Finally, they talk about politics and bestiality with Juan Cuba. As usual itís a fun little behind the scenes featurette, and it definitely adds to the overall package.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, anal, ass to mouth, interracial, swallowing, and rimming (male > female)
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, most of Skintightís DVDs can be found online for between about $13 and $20, with several stores offering them for under $15. As usual, Skintight has put out a movie thatís worth the lower end. The sex is hot and thereís some nice effort put into the extras and technical aspects. There are a few minor problem here and there, but it comes off as a stroke-worthy DVD with some nice care.
Note to Skintight / Legend: I really missed the production notes here, but it was nice to see the movie and the behind the scenes being stretched out a bit.
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