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Army Of Ass 5

Studio: Legend
Category:  Anal
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Where to buy:Streaming/Download
astroknight's ratings for Army Of Ass 5:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Army Of Ass 5 overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Army Of Ass 5 Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Army Of Ass 5 Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Army Of Ass 5 Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Army Of Ass 5 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Army Of Ass 5 DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Army Of Ass 5 A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
Worth$12.00
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/27/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 83 min. (cover states Approx. Running Time of 90 min.)

Production Date: 07 / 17, 22, 27 / 2004

Director: Grip Johnson

Cast: Nadia Sinn, Hayley Rivers, Rick Masters, Francesca Sincs, Guy DaSilva, Lisa Lee, and Dino Bravo

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I’ve been enjoying Grip Johnon’s stuff lately, and with Nadia Sinn here I can’t help but look forward to this one!

Initial Reaction: It’s definitely all about the ass, and had me standing at attention for most of it.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an anal movie about ass fucking rather than long pussy warmups

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see double penetrations or extreme anal action

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced and I don’t think I noticed a single background noise. The video is much the same. It’s nicely lit and has some very minor grain. There’s a little camera motion, but it never feels excessive or interfered with the scene.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: There’s no time stamp on the DVD, which always leaves me feeling a bit let down. After I watch a movie the first time I often like to jump around in it, and with the time stamp you can go to any point in the movie. Without it you’re limited to chapter breaks. Legend seems to be putting some nice effort into their recent releases, so I hope that this soon becomes a thing of the past.

Menus: The main menu is pretty good and nicely blends a clip from the movie with clearly laid out choices. The chapter menu is also okay. It lets you choose a scene based on a small and pixelated clip of each scene and a scene number, and gives you the added bonus of being able to choose between the oral, anal, and cumshot in each scene.

The Feature

The Johnson boys are back, and they’re ready to give your pants a reason to salute. The Army of Ass has returned, and the girls are ready to take command. They start out in their uniform teasing you with their ass and then they might completely blow by the foreplay to get ass fucked. You never know what they’re going to do other than that there’s going to be plenty of assfucking.

Scene 1 - Nadia Sinn and Dwayne Cummings

Nadia, a hot little brunette with a bald beaver, starts things out in a camo top and panties with black boots and fishnets. She teases the camera a little before ripping her fishnets open to finger her ass and then sucks her finger clean to show just how good her ass is. As soon as Dwayne walks in with a semi-hard cock Nadia strips away his boxers and attacks his cock orally while giving him some great eyes and a bit of throat. She lets him ignore giving her any oral attention in return, and instead impales her ass on his cock cowgirl style before sucking it clean. Nadia lets Dwayne treat her ass missionary style next while continuing to suck his ass clean whenever she can. She also encourages him to beat her ass with spankings when she turns around to let him fuck her ass doggie style and even shoes some nice gapes. They mix in a bit more missionary action as Nadia shows off her gapes, and finish things up with a nice facial.

I had high hopes for this one because of Nadia, and she definitely didn’t disappoint here. She doesn’t go overboard with her vocals or energy, but looks to have an intense love of Dwayne’s dick reaming her rectum. She looks hot as hell in her outfit, and I love how she puts her eyes to use in the scene. She also has nice vocals, but they seem believable rather than going over the top like the vocals from so many other girls. She finishes things off with some nice gapes, and made this a very easy to like anal scene that started the movie off right.

Scene 2 - Hayley Rivers and Rick Masters

Pale bottle blonde Haley starts things out in an olive drab uniform with a few strips, an urban camo hat, and some black fishnets and boots. She barks orders about getting her ass fucked while bending over and fingering it. When Rick comes in, he goes right to fucking her shithole. He lets her suck his cock clean and then presents it to her so she can bounce on it reverse cowgirl style. Haley keeps taking tastes of her ass as she moves on through cowgirl, and reprimands Rick when he puts his cock in her pussy for a few strokes. She shows off a few gapes before letting Rick move her through a bit of anal missionary work and anal spooning. Finally she sucks Rick’s cock until he pops in her mouth. She sticks her tongue out for it and licks it up a little afterwards, but she looks to move her mouth away from the pop before it happens giving her a bit of a cumshy feeling.

This scene didn’t do a lot for me. Haley is okay looking, but there’s something about her look that just didn’t work for me. The bigger thing that didn’t work, though, was her vocals and body language. Haley’s trash talking was amusing, but didn’t really add to the scene sexually for me. More to the point, her body language made her seem that she was a bit bored with Rick for most of the scene. It was almost like she was trying to make up for her feelings of apathy with her vocals. This scene didn’t even make it to the average mark for me.

Scene 3 - Francesca Sins and Guy DiSilva

Francesca, a hot brunette with a nose stud, starts out in a camo shirt and panties, the latter of which quickly comes off so she can slide her fingers between her nice round cheeks and into her ass. She keeps it up as she rolls onto her back, and when Guy joins her he goes right to tonguing her turd-cutter. He doesn’t bother stopping for a knob gobbling, and instead goes right to fucking Francesca in the ass. She rubs her pussy and moans like crazy as Guy rolls her around a bit, and doesn’t laugh at him when he rubs his bald head around her pussy and ass when she gets on all fours. Francesca even kisses Guy a little while he fucks her ass doggie style before they keep moving through reverse cowgirl. Guy reams Francesca’s rectum from behind with her both standing and kneeling on the couch, and lets her show off some impressive gapes when he pulls out. They keep it up through some anal missionary and pile driving before Guy shoots a nice stream of seed across Francesca’s pretty face.

This is a great scene! Francesca is cute as heck, and although she doesn’t have a big rack her butt more than made up for it for me. Even better, she looked like she was completely into the sex the entire time. She’s nicely vocal, but never goes overboard with them. Her energy level is also very realistic, and gives the entire scene a great feeling. Although Nadia was my inspiration to check this one out, I think Francesca’s scene might be my favorite.

Scene 4 - Lisa Lee and Dino Bravo

Bottle blonde Lisa appears to be in the same military unit as Haley, as they have the same unit and the same need for a butt banging. She talks dirty while fingering it and then lets Dino take over with his tongue when he joins her. Dino moves up to fuck her ass as soon as he gets the chance, and Lisa meets him head on by sucking his cock clean as soon as she gets the chance. She moves up for a reverse cowgirl ride before letting Dino spear her ass missionary style. She tries gaping for Dino, and unfortunately there’s a few brown specs around her ass that made me happy for the editing cut that was no doubt for a cleanup on aisle two. They move on with a bit of pile driver before Dino finally pops across Lisa’s face.

This scene had the potential to be a pretty hot scene, but instead hovered just above average. Lisa has some nice energy and enthusiasm, and took the anal easily. Unfortunately, I like the idea of clean anal, and Lisa doesn’t seem to know quite how to prepare for a clean anal scene. The splatter of shit around her asshole was not a good thing for me, and killed my wood immediately. Thankfully it was the last scene or I’d probably be a lot rougher on more of the movie as Lisa’s shit would keep coming back to haunt me. This is an okay scene.

Army of Ass 5 is a pretty good anal movie. The military theme makes it fun, and the Johnsons keep things nice and simple. You get a tease, a little foreplay, and then plenty of assfucking with the gaping at the end. Francesca and Nadia easily led the troops into battle here while Haley brought up the rear. Lisa started out good, but after a little ‘friendly fire’ incident that earned her a little latrine duty her scene went to walking wounded. The thing that most impressed me about Army of Ass 5 is that it’s an all anal movie that’s actually all anal for the sex. I think Rick might get three pumps in Haley’s pussy, and he’s severely reprimanded for it in the scene. While other directors are advertising things like 1,000,000,000,000,572 % Anal, the Johnsons just keep it simple and load up on the anal action. Army of Ass 5 isn’t perfect, but it’s definitely worth checking out if you’re in the mood for some heavy duty anal action.

The Extra Stuff

Stats are included on all of the female talent along with a photo of the star. There’s even comments from Grip and Cram Johnson about the movie and cast which are, as usual, tastelessly amusing. The photo gallery lasts a little over a minute and a half with about five seconds per nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. There’s also commercials and a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about sixteen minutes. Things start out with Nadia Sin talking about things like her name and driving in traffic with a buttplug before moving over to Dwayne to talk about cockblockers. It moves on with a bit of Nadia and Dwayne’s scene as well as a quick talk afterwards. It moves on with Haley Rivers in the shower giving a show and talking about her scene before talking with Francesca Sins about her buttplug. Guy DiSilva is next with a little chatting about Thailand and his last movie before they capture a bit of Guy taking on Francesca for the scene. Finally the Johnsons have a talk with Lisa Lee before, after, and while she fucks Dino Bravo. As usual, it’s a nice behind the scenes featurette. The Johnsons keep things loose and throw in some nicely inappropriate comments while showing off both outtakes from the sex and the personality of the performers as they chat.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, anal, ass to mouth, interracial, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: Very High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, most of Skintight’s DVDs can be found online for between about $13 and $20, with several stores offering them for under $15. At the low end this one’s a good buy for anal fans. The action varies a bit but definitely lives up to the All Anal Assault advertised on the cover. The technical aspects are nicely done and there’s some nice effort put into the extras. This is a nicely done DVD.

Note to Legend: There’s a few educational videos out there now. Please make sure your future casts have seen the episodes on anal hygiene!

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