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Army Of A*S*S

Studio: Legend
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astroknight's ratings for Army Of A*S*S:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Army Of A*S*S overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Army Of A*S*S Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Army Of A*S*S Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Army Of A*S*S Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Army Of A*S*S Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Army Of A*S*S DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Army Of A*S*S A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/26/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 80 min.

Production Date: 12 / 6, 11 / 2003

Director: Grip & Cram Johnson

Cast: Holly Day, Olivia Saint, Sharon Wild, Venus, Steve French, Steve Taylor, and Valentino

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I’ve really been enjoying what I’ve seen from the Johnsons, and this seems to be a pretty good series so far. With some of the anal scenes I’ve seen from Sharon Wild lately, I’m really looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It won the battle with me!

Who Should Watch It : Anal fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting double penetrations or extreme anal

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced and I don’t think I noticed a single background noise. The video is much the same. It’s nicely lit and has some very minor grain. There’s a little camera motion, but it never feels excessive or interfered with the scene.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: There’s no time stamp on the DVD, which always leaves me feeling a bit let down. After I watch a movie the first time I often like to jump around in it, and with the time stamp you can go to any point in the movie. Without it you’re limited to chapter breaks. Legend seems to be putting some nice effort into their recent releases, so I hope that this soon becomes a thing of the past.

Menus: The main menu nicely blends a little animation, a little bit of the movie, and Stars and Stripes Forever. The chapter menu also shows some nice care by letting you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the leading lady in it, as well as choosing between the oral, anal, and cumshot in the scene.

The Feature

The Johnson boys are back, and they’re ready to give your pants a reason to salute. The Army of Ass is here, and the girls are ready to take command. They start out in their uniform teasing you with their ass and then they might completely blow by the foreplay to get ass fucked. You never know what they’re going to do other than that there’s going to be plenty of assfucking and that the pussy is definitely a no man’s land.

Scene 1 - Sharon Wild and Steve French

Hot blonde Sharon starts things out bending over to show her fantastic ass under her army uniform skirt. She rubs her pussy briefly before fingering her ass and sucking her fingers clean while she talks about how much she loves getting fucked in the ass. When Steven joins her she lets him work on her asshole with his tongue and finger before sucking his cock as he continues to work on her. Sharon guides Steven into her ass from behind, and has him go all the way in and hold it in before going back to pounding her ass from behind while spitting in her mouth and lightly choking her. Steven spits in Sharon’s ass and helps her show off a nice gape before letting her bounce and grind her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. After a little missionary shit shaft spearing, Steven spews his seed on and around Sharon’s pierced tongue as she looks back and forth between Steven and his cock. Afterwards she sucks out the last little bit with a smile before giving a salute.

I think it took Sharon about three years in the jiz biz until she did her first anal scene, and she’s more than made up for it since. I don’t think she’s every disappointed me with her assfucking, and I think my balls have the Pavlovian response of starting to drop just at the thought of her putting her sweet ass to work. This scene is no different. She looks fantastic and turns out an energetic assfucking with some nice gapes and plenty of enthusiasm. With scenes like this I’m amazed that one doesn’t see Sharon Wild in many more scenes than one does.

Scene 2 - Olivia Saint and Valentino

Bottle blonde Olivia pulls down her olive short shorts to show off her ass before giving it three fingers and sucking them clean. She adds three fingers to her pussy as she plays with herself before Valentino comes in to help work her ass over with his tongue, fingers, and a few slaps. Olivia takes him into her throat to reward him before impaling her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. She takes a good taste of Valentino’s cock, and after a little more reverse cowgirl anal, serves up her ass to Valentino doggie and missionary style. Finally, Valentino gives Olivia a face full of seed as she giggles at him with a closed mouth.

This is another darn hot scene. Olivia puts plenty of intensity into the scene, and Valentino seems to know just what she wants. It’s hard to tell throughout the scene which Olivia loves more, having her sphincter speared or sucking her ass off Valentino’s cock. There’s plenty of banter both ways, and Olivia never really slows down throughout the entire scene. This is a smoking hot scene!

Scene 3 - Holly Day and Steven French

Brunette Holly starts things out talking about how she loves it in the ass before working a couple fingers into her bubble butt. After a little ass play, she’s joined by Steven and his hard cock. She goes right to blowing him while continuing to talk about her love of assfucking before turning around and letting him finger her hole. Of course Steven moves on to ream her rectally from behind and then gives Holly a taste of his cock when she requests it. Holly shows off her completely shaven slit as she impales her ass on Steven’s cock reverse cowgirl style next, and props her ass in the air so Steven can pile drive it. She makes sure to taste it, and then lies back on the couch for him to fuck her ass missionary style. Finally, Steven lets his cum flow out slowly over Holly’s nose around her face as she waits with her eyes closed through most of it. Afterwards she sucks out the last little bit and claims it’s delicious.

This is an okay scene. Holly’s okay looking and does take a good rectal reaming, but at the same time she didn’t seem completely into it. Her vocals often come off as flat and a bit forced, and she had the habit of mugging the camera through much of the scene. This isn’t a bad scene, but it is easily the weakest in the movie.

Scene 4 - Venus and Steve Taylor

Venus starts out the final scene in a camo top and cowboy hat before letting you know that she’s dying to get her ass fucked. She slides a finger deep between her cheeks and plays with her ass before Steve joins her and gives her butt a few slaps and a little tonguing while fingering her pussy. Venus reciprocates with a bit of knob gobbling before swallowing it with her ass reverse cowgirl style. She sucks Steve’s shaft clean before letting him fuck her ass doggie and missionary style. They even work in a little anal spooning before Steve gives her a drop or two of cum on her tongue to finish it up.

This is a hot final scene. Venus really looks to be into the buttfucking, and does a good job of playing to Steve while also throwing the camera a bone now and then. She puts some nice energy into the scene and takes the facial without blinking an eye. Of course, when Steve barely puts out any guy goo, there isn’t really any reason for her to shy away from it.

Army of Ass is a pretty darn good anal movie, especially when it’s the first in the series from the Johnson brothers. They’ve put together a nice group of ladies here who all look like they’re into anal action. Sharon Wild easily leads the pack, but Olivia and Venus don’t hover far behind. Even Holly does a good job, but her over the top vocals and camera mugging held her back from joining the others. The Johnsons do a nice job on the camera work, and nicely has plenty of distance shots that let you see both the penetration and the girl’s reaction. They keep things simple, but here simple works. In the end, my only real complaint with Army of Ass is that with four scenes that don’t last even an hour and a half it seems a bit short. A little more buttfucking or another scene would have really turned this into a must have. Army of Ass should still be a must watch for anal fans, but it comes up a little shy compared to a lot of the other anal movies out there.

The Extra Stuff

Bios are included for the entire female cast including a little personal information and a photo of the star. As usual, the Johnsons give production notes, which are well worth a read. The photo gallery lasts a little over a minute and a half with about four seconds per great looking snapshot or full screen photo. A trailer is included for Chunky on the 4th of July, and there’s also a behind the scenes featurette, internet information, and phone sex crap.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about ten minutes. As they chat with Steven French and Sharon Wild, a few clips of their scene being shot are thrown in. Olivia Saint shows up next to talk about how serious she takes her job, and after shooting her scene, gives a little bit of philosophy on JJ. Holly Day is next, and talks about buttfucking before showing that she’s more than just talk. Finally, Venus gets a little enema help from Olivia, poses for a few shots, and gives a quick little message after getting her shit slapped. As usual, it’s a nicely done and fun behind the scenes look from the Johnsons.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, anal, ass to mouth, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, most of Skintight’s DVDs can be found online for between about $13 and $20, with several stores offering them for under $15. At the low end, this one’s tempting. The sex is darn hot, but the movie’s a little short. The technical aspects are nicely done, and there’s even some nice effort put into the extras. This is a good but short movie on a nicely done DVD.

Note to Legend / Skintight: Great start on the series here, guys. I hope you lengthen out your movies a little, and a time stamp would be a very nice addition.

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