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Studio: Studio A
Category:  All Sex , Straight
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schomburg2002's ratings for Aria:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Aria overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Aria Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks Aria Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Aria Sex rating 2 stars
 
Plot/Acting Aria Plot/Acting rating 5 stars
Extras Aria DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Aria A/V Quality rating 1/2 star
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Reviewed by schomburg2002  on  12/30/2003
A lot of people wonder about the movie “Aria.” They wonder things like, “Is it porn? Is it an artsy fartsy type porn?, or is it just Aria stripping around with no contact with another man or woman?” Well I assure you, it’s NOTHING like that, yet it is. I will explain.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you should know who Aria Giovanni is. A beautiful Italian woman with a natural body (you don’t see those anymore) and a real passion for using her eyes as a way to make your heart jump. Of course she shows her naked body, but focus on the eyes and you will be begging for more.

Anyway, the movie, “Aria” is of course one of Andrew Blake’s so called masterpieces of using beautiful women with “elevator music” and some how forming an erotic experience everybody can enjoy. Well, “Aria” was good, but it wasn’t great.

I will give my pros and cons of this particular movie.

PROS:

-Aria Giovanni is SUPER hot in this movie, along with the luscious Adrianna Sage, who happens to get a facial in this movie, always excellent in my opinion.
-Aria captivates pretty much every fetish you can think of, bondage, lesbian, catfight, feet, etc. Aria even becomes kidnaped and dare I say, “forced” by three women who put her in a straight jacket like coat while playing with her pussy (big turn on for me).
-Andrew’s directing is incredible in this picture, he captures Aria’s face, body, expressions as if you were watching her in a voyeur like matter, Andrew is an incredible director, and this film shows it.
-The fucking of Adrianna Sage and Vince Voyeur was incredible, even though it was in black and white, which I have no problem with, it shows everything from Adrianna giving Vince and incredible blow job to Vince shooting his load all over Adrianna’s face.

CONS:
-We don’t, I repeat, DON’T hear Aria’s voice, nor do we know anything about her. I know some are saying, “Who cares who she is, SHOW ME YOUR TITS!” Well, I for one would like to know who she is, because I’m not just interested in her body, I am also interested in her mind and soul.
-Elevator music. Why God Why? There are scenes in this film where Aria looks like she is crying out a very soothing moan, but guess what? We can’t hear her, because we’re too busy listening to a piano playing a piece we don’t know, nor do we care. I understand this film is supposed to be very “classy” and “artistic,” but times have changed, moaning to me is an expression of erotic art. If I hear Aria moan while her pussy is being fingered by Adrianna, then to me that is an expression that she likes it, but instead I have to listen to a piano moan for her. Ugh!
-Lesbian sex sucks. No, I don’t mean that as if I was saying Lesbian sex sucks, I mean in this film the so-called lesbian sex, sucks. It’s as if Aria is afraid to lick another woman’s tits, or tongue, or pussy. In fact, you DON’T see ANY kind of tongue going down on some pussy, NONE! NOTHING! ZIP! ZERO! Although the kissing of tongues isn’t bad, but still it doesn’t deflect the fact that there is no cunnilingus in any part of this film.
-The extras. All it is is another crappy movie to remind us that “this is not a porn, this is art”

CONCLUSION:

I would hate to think that Studio A just ripped me off of an opportunity to experience Aria in the way I expected. Sure, I knew there wasn’t going to be any penetration between Aria and whomever, but jeez, no cunnilingus? And we see more of Adrianna Sage than we do Aria, which I don’t mind, but if I buy a video that says “Aria” on the cover then by God I better see more of Aria than anyone else in the film.

I think Studio A tried to do a good job with this, but alas, failed. “Aria” is ONLY good if you want to see Aria Giovanni move around, but then again you can probably get that on a free website.

Buy at your own risk, if you are a porn lover, don’t buy it. If you are an Aria lover, take caution.



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