MADISON PARKER & JULIANA GRANDI (KARMEN) & IAN SCOTT
Madison and Juliana don fetish wear with Madison being the aggressor who keeps letting Juliana in and out of a closet! WTF! Madison wears her purple thing when she sits on Ian's dick for a reverse cowgirl anal session. She takes off the purple thing for plenty of gaping asshole and A2M moments. Juliana runs out of the closet for more A2M foolishness but Madison sends her back in the closet for a hand job and cock sucking finale. Weak facial. About 30 minutes---!!
YOHA & MIKE ANGELO
Yo ho, Yoha is one crazy bitch. Mike jerks off while observing her photo session but wait! Is that what I think it is! Yes, it's the 'conquerer worm' dildo, that same creepy, oversized, segmented thing that gave me nightmares after viewing TOP WET GIRLS 2. She anal rides it, sits on it, plunges it, then sucks both it and Mike's prick. She soon squirts (a 3 on the Squirt-o-meter reading) then Mike butt fucks the heck out of her while she wears this incredibly ugly piece of lingerie, which just adds to the sleazy trampy feel of this suck and butt fuck fest. Points off for again scaring me with the 'conquerer worm' dildo. 20 minutes---! 1/2
ANTONIA & CHRISTOPH
Christoph lifts up Antonia's shirt that reads "I love shoes, bags and sailors" so we get a look at her beautiful natural titties. We see her briefly prance about with that incredible bod that lands on a bed where Christoph decides to worship her ass by plunging a huge cucumber into her hole. Shame on Christoph for ignoring the obvious angel qualities of this gal in favor of the cucumber foolishness that's poorly lit at times. 15 minutes---1/2!
BLACK SONJA & again JULIANA & IAN
Finally, a decent scene. The gals look great and Ian butt fucks the heck out of them. Gaping and A2M moments detract but wide shots of Black Sonja in her wild white heels are spectacular. Juliana rims Sonja's butt crack for those who care about that sorta thing. 25 minutes---!!!
Wiska wears red lipstick and blue eyeshadow makeup that matches her red and blue clothes then starts uncovering dildos hidden behind each pillow atop this red bed, couch, whatever she's on. When she uncovers a hot pink one, she says "my favorite color." So, her masturbation sessions with these dildos from behind the pillows go on for awhile and I begin to sense that the 'conquerer worm' dildo must be behind one of those pillows. It is! Wiska, hide that thing! No, not in your ass! 25 minutes---!
KYRA BLACK & DAVID PERRY
Kyra prances around and crawls around and takes a poolside anal pounding from David. Kyra has bountiful boobs and a great body, pouty lips but the poor exterior lighting of this 13 minute scene detracts. A terrific flat-on-her-back titty fuck helps---!! 1/2
Extras are thin. Short trailers but there's 12 of them. A 2 minute cumshot recap is unimpressive. Photo galleries for each scene. Christoph bio.
Wow, this disc is the worst Christoph disc that I've ever seen. Maybe he's become complacent over there in Hungary. Whatever the case, ANGEL PERVERSE 13 receives a ! 1/2 outa !!!!!